Crisis Hotline

04/12/21 • 75 min

This week, we watched the 2019 movie Crisis Hotline. When Simon, a jaded LGBT Crisis Hotline operator, gets a call from someone who claims he's going to kill some porn producers, he has to... sit patiently on the phone until the guy eventually gets to his point. It's a very boring thriller, is our point.

Topics discussed:

The Dark Web
The steps in the standard gay dating tango
Meeting your boyfriend's bosses
Meeting your boyfriend's bosses' boss, who's also a creepy sex trafficker
Young tech geniuses
Gooches, grundles and taints

We Read Movies

This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

Topics discussed:

The Dark Web
The steps in the standard gay dating tango
Meeting your boyfriend's bosses
Meeting your boyfriend's bosses' boss, who's also a creepy sex trafficker
Young tech geniuses
Gooches, grundles and taints

We Read Movies

This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

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Topics discussed:

Church sanctioned hitmen
Gun-toting ex-wives
Interesting uses for nail polish remover
More psychopaths than you can shake an extra large dildo at
A constantly shifting magical flophouse
Did we mention that this movie is bonkers?

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Topics discussed:

What's a metaphor?
Purge worlds
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Waterparks
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We Read Movies

This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm