S3E11 Hallmark MIX AND MASTER

02/15/24 • 63 min

Join comedian Nat Baimel and the Unofficial Offical hostts for a laughter-filled journey through the heartwarming and hilarious corridors of Hallmark cards, where humor often hugs the line of appropriateness and 9-11 themed greetings become a subject of disbelief. This episode takes us from the complexities of modern love sealed with a stamp to the curious origins of Valentine's Day, all while pondering the profound in the everyday – from past life musings to the societal pressures of holiday traditions. Get ready to end the season with a blend of chuckles, philosophical banter, and a dash of awkward Valentine's Day memories that might just have you rethinking the sentiment behind your next greeting card purchase.
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ABOUT OUR GUEST
Nat Baimel is a comedian, upbeat problem solver, awkward philosopher, and optimistic nihilist with a knack for always looking on the bright side. His dark, smart, well-crafted material often tackles the most serious of subjects in a silly manner that will make you laugh as much as it will make you think.
RESEARCH
We do most of our research online... because why not? Here are the links we quoted from or used as inspiration.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hallmark_holiday
https://misbar.com/en/factcheck/2021/02/15/hallmark-did-not-invent-valentines-day
https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/five-myths/five-myths-about-valentines-day/2019/02/08/6f5ddaac-29c4-11e9-b2fc-721718903bfc_story.html
https://www.fhs-press.com/valentines-day-not-just-a-hallmark-holiday/
https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/16945378
ABOUT US
What are "they" not telling us? We'll find out, figure out, and, when all else fails, make up the missing pieces to some of the most scandalous conspiracies, unexplained phenomena, and true crime affecting our world today. Join comedian Dwayne Perkins, writer Koji Steven Sakai, and comedian/actor/writer Cat Alvarado on The Unofficial Official Story Podcast every month, and by the end of each episode, we'll tell you what's really...maybe...happening.
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CREDITS
The intro and outro song was created by Brian "Deep" Watters. You can hear his music at https://soundcloud.com/deepwatters.
Written by Yohanna Kim
Hosts: Cat Alvarado, Dwayne Perkins, and Koji Steven Sakai
Edited and Produced by Koji Steven Sakai

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S3E10 MJ & Chemtical Castration with Michelle Malzaki

Join us for a wild exploration into the outlandish theories about Michael Jackson in this podcast episode, where we consider the possibility that the King of Pop was an alien and discuss the controversial claim that he was chemically castrated by his father to maintain his high-pitched voice. With special guest comedian Michelle Malazaki adding humor to our speculation, we delve into Michael's strained family relationships, his iconic music, and the conspiracy theories surrounding his death.
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Ichiban Mom, Michelle MaliZaki is not only a stand-up comedian but also a musical artist. Her track, "Nap Time!" by nap8sta, is the official song for National Napping Day. In the comedic arena, Michelle's achievements include being a runner-up at FunnyFest in Canada in 2023, showcasing her wit on an international stage. She has also opened for Russell Peters, and was featured on CNN in a program “Champions for Change,” raising her status to become a formidable force in the world of laughter.
RESEARCH We do most of our research online... because why not? Here are the links we quoted from or used as inspiration
https://medium.com/mel-magazine/the-michael-jackson-chemical-castration-conspiracy-explained-theory-d15a49c9a3f
https://theblast.com/53491/conrad-murray-michael-jackson-joe-jackson/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZ0dPw4zDVM
https://ew.com/music/2018/07/11/michael-jackson-chemically-castrated-joe-jackson-conrad-murray/
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bkifik3Ap_T/FIND%20US%20ONLINE
ABOUT US
What are "they" not telling us? We'll find out, figure out, and, when all else fails, make up the missing pieces to some of the most scandalous conspiracies, unexplained phenomena, and true crime affecting our world today. Join comedian Dwayne Perkins, writer Koji Steven Sakai, and comedian/actor/writer Cat Alvarado on The Unofficial Official Story Podcast every month, and by the end of each episode, we'll tell you what's really...maybe...happening.
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CREDITS
The intro and outro song was created by Brian "Deep" Watters. You can hear his music at https://soundcloud.com/deepwatters.
Written by Aileen Chang
Hosts: Cat Alvarado, Dwayne Perkins, and Koji Steven Sakai
Edited and Produced by Koji Steven Sakai

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S3 Best of Season 3

Strap in for a quick, thrilling recap of our unforgettable third season! We ventured into psychopathic supermarket encounters, delved into past-life ponderings, and toyed with tantalizing alien theories. Remember the chilling Sam Haskell story or the wit of comedian Jasmine Ellis? From skeptics to adventurers, we juggled science, faith, and the supernatural. As we bid this season goodbye, get ready for a cosmic journey next season, debating if our ancestors were chummy with extraterrestrials and dissecting the unofficial, yet oh-so-official tales of our world. Hold on tight!
Please consider supporting us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/unofficialofficialstory
ABOUT US
What are "they" not telling us? We'll find out, figure out, and, when all else fails, make up the missing pieces to some of the most scandalous conspiracies, unexplained phenomena, and true crime affecting our world today. Join comedian Dwayne Perkins, writer Koji Steven Sakai, and comedian/actor/writer Cat Alvarado on The Unofficial Official Story Podcast every month, and by the end of each episode, we'll tell you what's really ... maybe ... happening.
Website: http://unofficialofficialstory.com/
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/theunofficialofficialstorypod/
X: https://twitter.com/TheUnofOfStory
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unoffoffstorypodcast
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxGCoSTC0bmTk5GVFHP4l3w
CREDITS
The intro and outro song was created by Brian "Deep" Watters. You can hear his music at https://soundcloud.com/deepwatters.
Written by Koji Steven Sakai
Hosts: Cat Alvarado, Dwayne Perkins, and Koji Steven Sakai
Edited and Produced by Koji Steven Sakai