The Unofficial Official Story Podcast

Dive headfirst into the cosmic conundrum of extraterrestrial morality and history's hidden alien influences with the dynamic trio, Cat, Dwayne, and Koji, in this laughter-laden podcast episode. They ponder the mysteries of the universe, debate whether a "don't be an asshole" policy could work for intergalactic relations, and humorously hypothesize about Biblical figures following alien GPS systems. Joining them is the wittily introspective comedian Nick Guerra, who shares the trials of his comedic journey and the perplexing nature of parking fees. It's a rollicking ride through the quirky possibilities of ancient astronaut theories and human civilization's star-studded past, all while tickling your funny bone and stretching your imagination to the farthest reaches of the galaxy.
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ABOUT OUR GUEST
Nick Guerra is definitely a comedian that will catch you off guard BUT in a good way. His comedy has been described by his fans as a hilarious soul cleansing experience. A stand up comedian that wants people to not only enjoy his show but leave enjoying life in general. Nick has been featured on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, has a Dry Bar comedy special “Enjoy Life” and an HBO half hour comedy special “Love Me At My Worst”. He made his TV debut on the Comedy Central show “Stand Up Revolution with Gabriel Iglesias” and was a fan favorite on NBC’s Last Comic Standing.
Nick Guerra is definitely a comedian that will catch you off guard BUT in a good way. His comedy has been described by his fans as a hilarious soul cleansing experience. A stand up comedian that wants people to not only enjoy his show but leave enjoying life in general. Nick has been featured on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, has a Dry Bar comedy special “Enjoy Life” and an HBO half hour comedy special “Love Me At My Worst”. He made his TV debut on the Comedy Central show “Stand Up Revolution with Gabriel Iglesias” and was a fan favorite on NBC’s Last Comic Standing.
RESEARCH
What are "they" not telling us? We'll find out, figure out, and, when all else fails, make up the missing pieces to some of the most scandalous conspiracies, unexplained phenomena, and true crime affecting our world today. Join comedian Dwayne Perkins, writer Koji Steven Sakai, and comedian/actor/writer Cat Alvarado on The Unofficial Official Story Podcast every month, and by the end of each episode, we'll tell you what's really...maybe...happening.
Website: http://unofficialofficialstory.com/
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/theunofficialofficialstorypod/
X: https://twitter.com/TheUnofOfStory
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unoffoffstorypodcast
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxGCoSTC0bmTk5GVFHP4l3w
CREDITS
The intro and outro song was created by Brian "Deep" Watters. You can hear his music at https://soundcloud.com/deepwatters.
Written by Koji Steven Sakai
Hosts: Cat Alvarado, Dwayne Perkins, and Koji Steven Sakai
Edited and Produced by Koji Steven Sakai

Join comedian Nat Baimel and the Unofficial Offical hostts for a laughter-filled journey through the heartwarming and hilarious corridors of Hallmark cards, where humor often hugs the line of appropriateness and 9-11 themed greetings become a subject of disbelief. This episode takes us from the complexities of modern love sealed with a stamp to the curious origins of Valentine's Day, all while pondering the profound in the everyday – from past life musings to the societal pressures of holiday traditions. Get ready to end the season with a blend of chuckles, philosophical banter, and a dash of awkward Valentine's Day memories that might just have you rethinking the sentiment behind your next greeting card purchase.
Please consider supporting us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/unofficialofficialstory
ABOUT OUR GUEST
Nat Baimel is a comedian, upbeat problem solver, awkward philosopher, and optimistic nihilist with a knack for always looking on the bright side. His dark, smart, well-crafted material often tackles the most serious of subjects in a silly manner that will make you laugh as much as it will make you think.
RESEARCH
We do most of our research online... because why not? Here are the links we quoted from or used as inspiration.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hallmark_holiday
https://misbar.com/en/factcheck/2021/02/15/hallmark-did-not-invent-valentines-day
https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/five-myths/five-myths-about-valentines-day/2019/02/08/6f5ddaac-29c4-11e9-b2fc-721718903bfc_story.html
https://www.fhs-press.com/valentines-day-not-just-a-hallmark-holiday/
https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/16945378
ABOUT US
What are "they" not telling us? We'll find out, figure out, and, when all else fails, make up the missing pieces to some of the most scandalous conspiracies, unexplained phenomena, and true crime affecting our world today. Join comedian Dwayne Perkins, writer Koji Steven Sakai, and comedian/actor/writer Cat Alvarado on The Unofficial Official Story Podcast every month, and by the end of each episode, we'll tell you what's really...maybe...happening.
Website: http://unofficialofficialstory.com/
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/theunofficialofficialstorypod/
X: https://twitter.com/TheUnofOfStory
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unoffoffstorypodcast
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxGCoSTC0bmTk5GVFHP4l3w
CREDITS
The intro and outro song was created by Brian "Deep" Watters. You can hear his music at https://soundcloud.com/deepwatters.
Written by Yohanna Kim
Hosts: Cat Alvarado, Dwayne Perkins, and Koji Steven Sakai
Edited and Produced by Koji Steven Sakai

The Unofficial Official Story Team engages in a conversation with comedian Adam Yencer about the concept of miracles, his journey in the comedy industry, and the peculiar theory of Jesus's 'Unknown Years' in Japan. The episode humorously speculates on the possibility of Jesus becoming a ninja, the cultural implications of a Japanese town claiming to be Jesus's final resting place, and wraps up with thoughtful discussions on miracles and unity in a divided world. This is not your typical podcast episode, it offers a unique blend of humor, personal stories, and intriguing speculations.
ABOUT OUR COMPANY
Adam Yenser is a comedian and Emmy-winning writer. For ten years he wrote for The Ellen DeGeneres Show where he starred in the segments “Kevin the Cashier” and “Adam Investigates.” He has appeared on Conan, FOX Laughs, and Gutfeld!, was a freelance contributor to SNL’s Weekend Update, has written for The Oscars, and co-produced the web series “Laugh Lessons with Kevin Nealon.” Adam mixes sharp observational humor with a unique take on politics and has had sketches featured by Daily Wire and The Babylon Bee. He cohosts the Babylon Bee podcast as well as his own satirical YouTube show, The Cancelled News. Adam’s special “Not Big Enough to Cancel” is available on Dry Bar Comedy.
RESEARCH
We do most of our research online... because why not? Here are the links we quoted from or used as inspiration
https://www.japan.travel/en/spot/528/#:~:text=According%20to%20legend%2C%20Jesus%20visited,which%20the%20Bible%20skips%20over
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/the-little-known-legend-of-jesus-in-japan-165354242/
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%2014%3A13-21&version=NIV
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unknown_years_of_Jesus
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Druid
FIND US ONLINE
Website: http://unofficialofficialstory.com/
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/theunofficialofficialstorypod/
X: https://twitter.com/TheUnofOfStory
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unoffoffstorypodcast
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxGCoSTC0bmTk5GVFHP4l3w
ABOUT US
What are "they" not telling us? We'll find out, figure out, and, when all else fails, make up the missing pieces to some of the most scandalous conspiracies, unexplained phenomena, and true crime affecting our world today. Join comedian Dwayne Perkins, writer Koji Steven Sakai, and comedian/actor/writer Cat Alvarado on The Unofficial Official Story Podcast every month, and by the end of each episode, we'll tell you what's really...maybe...happening.
CREDITS
The intro and outro song was created by Brian "Deep" Watters. You can hear his music at https://soundcloud.com/deepwatters.
Written by Aileen Chang
Hosts: Cat Alvarado, Dwayne Perkins, and Koji Steven Sakai
Edited and Produced by Koji Steven Sakai

In this episode, we dive into the captivating world of alien encounters through the unique lens of South African culture, guided by the insightful and entertaining comedian David Kau. A celebrated stand-up comic and filmmaker, David shares his experiences growing up in South Africa, exploring the nuanced distinctions between being "colored" and "mixed," and how these identities shape cultural narratives around extraterrestrial phenomena. We revisit the extraordinary 1994 UFO sighting at Ariel School in Zimbabwe, where 60 children claimed to have witnessed an alien landing, sparking discussions on why aliens might target young, impressionable minds in resource-rich Africa. The episode is rich with personal anecdotes, from childhood musings about aliens to the impact of cultural beliefs on the plausibility of such encounters. Join us as we also speculate on the messages aliens might have for future leaders, the role of influential South Africans like Elon Musk, and delve into broader socio-political contexts, all while enjoying the humor and wit that David brings to the table.
Apologize for the not so great sound quality. It was recorded on Zoom.
ABOUT OUR GUEST
South African comedian David Kau is synonymous with many firsts. This Kroonstad-born comic began his career as the first black stand-up comedian in the 1998 Smirnoff International Comedy Festival in Cape Town. In addition to his comedy, he has produced countless movies and television shows.
RESEARCH
We do most of our research online... because why not? Here are the links we quoted from or used for background or inspiration.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ariel_School_UFO_incident
https://www.bbc.com/news/av/stories-57749238
https://allthatsinteresting.com/ariel-school-phenomenon
https://www.vice.com/en/article/pkamvv/encounters-netflix-zimbabwe-ufo-sighting
ABOUT US
What are "they" not telling us? We'll find out, figure out, and, when all else fails, make up the missing pieces to some of the most scandalous, unexplained phenomena, and true crime affecting our world today. Join comedian Dwayne Perkins, writer Koji Steven Sakai, and comedian/actor/writer Cat Alvarado on The Unofficial Official Story Podcast every month, and by the end of each episode, we'll tell you what's really...maybe...happening.
Website: http://unofficialofficialstory.com/
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/theunofficialofficialstorypod/
X: https://twitter.com/TheUnofOfStory
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unoffoffstorypodcast
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxGCoSTC0bmTk5GVFHP4l3w
CREDITS
The intro and outro song was created by Brian "Deep" Watters. You can hear his music at https://soundcloud.com/deepwatters.
Written by Koji Steven Sakai
Hosts: Cat Alvarado, Dwayne Perkins, and Koji Steven Sakai
Edited and Produced by Koji Steven Sakai

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