The Supernatural Protection Company

This Halloween, if you find yourself facing a potentially spooky problem with no clue what to do, call us! Because we know it can be scary when you aren't completely sure whether the trick-or-treaters are actual ghosts and goblins. The Hallow's Eve Emergency Hotline is a special service we provide to all, whether you have an active policy or not, so don't hesitate to give us a ring!

Episode Transcript

Featuring the vocal talents of:

David "Mr. Iron" Turvaville (Callers 1, 5, and 8)

Kimberley Billinton, creator of mystery audiodrama Where the Leaves Fall Purple (Caller 2)

Maddie Girouard (Caller 4)

Clay Clark (Callers 6, 7, and 9) (can be found in the Liminal Lands discord)

and as always Saph the Something as the Agent

The Supernatural Protection Company:

TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast

MASTODON: @[email protected]

BLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcast

PATREON: /saphthesomething

KOFI: /saphthesomething

The SPC Website

YouTube with video versions: The Supernatural Protection Company

Artwork by Ash Leddy

Credits music is "music elevator" by Jay_You with additional sound effects by JayeWilde, kyles, infobandit, kolezan, yellowtree, and ondrosik on freesound.org. Call center background noise via Soothing Sounds to Concentrate on YouTube.

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I do think it's worth pointing out how much funnier this episode is with the cover art juxtaposition of AI-generated Jensen Ackles apparently being the agent making these sounds. It's just... so wonderfully cursed.

Episode Transcript

This episode was "performed" by Saph the Something

The caller was guest sound designed by Derrick "Hornet" Valen, sound wizard for paranormal horror mystery show October's Children

October's Children:

October's Children Twitter: @OctChildrenPod

PATREON: /octoberschildrenpodcast

October's Children Captivate Page

The Supernatural Protection Company:

TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast

MASTODON: @[email protected]

BLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcast

PATREON: /saphthesomething

KOFI: /saphthesomething

The SPC Website

The April Fool's cover art was created by Derrick "Hornet" Valen

Credits music is "music elevator" by Jay_You with additional sound effects by anthonyramirez, diarchangeli, JayeWilde, dkcu, kyles, and schooledzone on freesound.org. Call center background noise via Soothing Sounds to Concentrate on YouTube.

EXPLICIT CONTENT WARNING

Don't forget to buckle your seatbelt, this road isn't the safest...

K I L L FM is the brainchild of a bunch of audio drama creators who wanted to make something extra special and spooky.

Transcripts and segment credits, descriptions, and links are available on: kill-fm.com

This special broadcast features (in order):

Wireland Ranch, The Moon Crown, Echoes (In) Between, The Supernatural Protection Company, The Liminal Lands, Desert Skies, The Madness of Chartrulean, and The Book of Constellations

with additional support from our other podcast friends: Untrue Stories, Where the Leaves Fall Purple, The Goblet Wire, The Great Chameleon War, Neon Shadows, Blazed All Our Lives, Dragon Shanty, Shadow and Smoke, Station Blue, Finding Pattersby, October's Children, and The Aberrant Report

Theme song and finished editing by Joseph Rutledge of Wireland Ranch

Cover art by Survival of the Artist

The Supernatural Protection Company:

TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast

MASTODON: @[email protected]

BLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcast

PATREON: /saphthesomething

KOFI: /saphthesomething

The SPC Website

Life is full enough of challenges without the paranormal getting involved. So when your home is flooded with spectral goo or your pet is speaking in tongues, the last thing you should be worried about is whether the local witch doctor can provide the right service at an affordable price!

Here at The Supernatural Protection Company, it is our mission to make your life easier, no matter what kind of other natural surprise comes your way. As the world's largest provider of paranormal insurance, our centuries of experience in all things supernatural will bring you peace of mind.

Our highly trained support staff are prepared and ready to assist you. Whether you need help filing a claim, getting connected with a specialist, or even a preliminary diagnostic, our agents are the best in the industry. For the last 13 years we have been rated in the top 5 companies for exceptional customer service in the 3rd dimension of the physical plane.

Our top priority is helping you get back to normal, or as close as you can when your new neighbor keeps howling at the full moon.

So remember, the next time you're in need, call the SPC!

*Mumbled and muffled* I swear, whatever doing this was punishment for I am NOT doing again, I hate recording this corpo sh-

The Supernatural Protection Company is a comedy fiction podcast set in a universe where the paranormal is so commonplace people just buy insurance for it.

It's created and produced by Saph the Something and features a new guest every month.

You can find us via our host RedCircle Podcast, or wherever else you listen to podcasts. And follow us on Twitter @TheSPCPodcast for more fun and to ask us for advice tackling your own ghastly troubles.

Thanks for calling!

TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast

MASTODON: @[email protected]

BLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcast

PATREON: /saphthesomething

KOFI: /saphthesomething

The SPC Website

YouTube with video versions of episodes: The Supernatural Protection Company

Artwork by Ash Leddy

The terribly perfect corporate music is "Motivational Day" by AudioCoffee via Pixabay. Credits music is "music elevator" by Jay_You with additional sound effects by dkcu and ondrosik on freesound.org.

Employees from VINCULA call about a broken recording device, and definitely don't let slip any confidential or proprietary company intel.

Episode Transcript

This episode was created in collaboration with Syntax, a sci-fi horror audio drama that I personally love and recommend.

Featuring the vocal talents of:

Ty Von as Silas

Beth Phung as Cassius

Morgie Bee as Elizabeth

Jules Christine as Alyx

Kaila Crockett as Miss Vaux

and Saph the Something as the Agent

Written by Ty Von and Saph the Something

Produced by Stella "Rowan" Odom and Saph the Something

Syntax cover art was created by Anthony Crockett and The Supernatural Protection Company cover art was created by Ash Leddy

Syntax:

TWITTER: @TwinStrangersP

TUMBLR: @TwinStrangersP

PATREON: /twinstrangersproductions

KOFI: /twinstrangersproductions

Syntax Website

ACAST Page

The Supernatural Protection Company:

TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast

MASTODON: @[email protected]

BLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcast

PATREON: /saphthesomething

KOFI: /saphthesomething

The SPC Website

YouTube with video versions: The Supernatural Protection Company

Credits music is "music elevator" by Jay_You with additional sound effects by omar-alvarado, ondrosik, stijn, duckduckpony, JayeWilde, irolan, dkcu, kyles, and skooledzone on freesound.org. Call center background noise via Soothing Sounds to Concentrate on YouTube.