Claim #02953 - Sentient Tree

06/24/22 • 12 min

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Internal recording of agent follow-up call with Mr. Ken Hartford, concerning an incident that occurred when inspecting his newly purchased home.

Episode Transcript

Improvised by Grant Ravary and Saph the Something based on a concept by Grant Ravary. Produced by Saph the Something.

TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast

MASTODON: @[email protected]

BLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcast

PATREON: /saphthesomething

KOFI: /saphthesomething

The SPC Website

YouTube with video versions: The Supernatural Protection Company

Artwork by Ash Leddy

Credits music is "music elevator" by Jay_You and additional sound effects are by AnthonyRamirez, JayeWilde, and ondrosik from freesound.org. Call center background noise via Soothing Sounds to Concentrate on YouTube

Internal recording of agent follow-up call with Mr. Ken Hartford, concerning an incident that occurred when inspecting his newly purchased home.

Episode Transcript

Improvised by Grant Ravary and Saph the Something based on a concept by Grant Ravary. Produced by Saph the Something.

TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast

MASTODON: @[email protected]

BLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcast

PATREON: /saphthesomething

KOFI: /saphthesomething

The SPC Website

YouTube with video versions: The Supernatural Protection Company

Artwork by Ash Leddy

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TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast

MASTODON: @[email protected]

BLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcast

PATREON: /saphthesomething

KOFI: /saphthesomething

The SPC Website

YouTube with video versions of episodes: The Supernatural Protection Company

Artwork by Ash Leddy

The terribly perfect corporate music is "Motivational Day" by AudioCoffee via Pixabay. Credits music is "music elevator" by Jay_You with additional sound effects by dkcu and ondrosik on freesound.org.

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TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast

MASTODON: @[email protected]

BLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcast

PATREON: /saphthesomething

KOFI: /saphthesomething

The SPC Website

YouTube with video versions: The Supernatural Protection Company

Artwork by Ash Leddy

Credits music is "music elevator" by Jay_You with additional sound effects by AnthonyRamirez, JayeWilde, ondrosik, talithamaree_2L, and purplewalrus23 on freesound.org. Call center background noise via Soothing Sounds to Concentrate on YouTube.

The Supernatural Protection Company - Claim #02953 - Sentient Tree

Transcript Summary

In this intriguing episode titled "Claim #02953 - Sentient Tree," Mr. Ken Hartford contacts The Supernatural Protection Company (SPC) to report an unusual curse mark on a tree at his newly purchased property. During the investigation, the SPC inspector witnesses the tree emitting eerie groans and causing the ground to shake. To everyone's surprise, the SPC agent reveals that the tree possesses sentience and rights, prompting the need for further investigation into its desires. In order to find a solution that satisfies both Mr. Hartford and the tree, the SPC plans to send an expert in haunted horticulture, potentially accompanied by legal staff for compliance with relevant laws. Despite the estimated resolution timeframe of one month, the SPC assures Mr. Hartford of their dedication to resolving the matter. The call ends with the case being moved to the in-progress queue, highlighting the importance of appropriate language training for future investigations. Delve into this enthralling episode to uncover the mysterious tale of the sentient tree and witness the SPC's unique approach to supernatural encounters.

Transcript

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Claim #02953 - Sentient Tree

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Claim #02953 - Sentient Tree Top Questions Answered

How do I address potential supernatural activity in a new property?

It is recommended to contact a paranormal or supernatural protection company to assess and address the situation.

What should I do if I hear strange groaning noises from a tree on my property?

If you encounter unusual sounds coming from a tree, it is advisable to contact a professional in paranormal investigations or a supernatural protection agency to investigate further.

Can I remove or uproot a tree on my property if it appears to be cursed?

The removal or uprooting of a tree with potential supernatural properties should be approached with caution. It is advisable to consult with a supernatural protection company or legal professionals to determine the appropriate course of action.

How can I find information about the previous owner of a property?

To find information about the previous owner, you can start by checking property records or contacting the sellers. Additionally, you may consider locating next of kin or contacting the retirement facility where the owner had stayed.

What is haunted horticulture?

Haunted horticulture refers to the study and investigation of plants or trees that exhibit supernatural or paranormal properties and phenomena.

How long does it take to resolve a supernatural issue with a tree?

The duration to resolve a supernatural issue with a tree can vary depending on the nature of the tree and the cooperation it offers. Typically, it may take a few weeks for a supernatural protection company to thoroughly investigate and find a solution.

Why do some trees have sentience or rights?

The idea that certain trees possess sentience or rights stems from various beliefs and cultural perspectives that attribute consciousness or value to the natural world. The notion is open to interpretation and is often subject to individual or societal beliefs.

What should supernatural protection companies consider when approaching cases like these?

When dealing with supernatural cases, protection companies should exercise caution and thoroughness. This includes vetting appropriate specialists, revising field staff training, involving legal professionals for negotiations, and ensuring compliance with relevant laws.

What legal considerations are involved in supernatural cases regarding trees?

Legal considerations in supernatural cases involving trees may include property rights, environmental regulations, and potential obligations toward sentient entities. Legal professionals should be involved to navigate these complex issues appropriately.

Where can I find a specialist in haunted horticulture?

To find a specialist in haunted horticulture, you can search for paranormal investigation organizations, supernatural protection companies, or consult with experts in the field of supernatural phenomena.

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