
C̵̨̠͊͋̾̈́̓͆̍̿͠ḷ̵̛͖͕̭̅ą̶̻̳̝̟̠͉̈́́̃͐́́̍͝͝i̶͔̦͖̤͈̻͛̀̈͑̿́̒̚m̵̧̺̱̮͖̜̩͙̣̼͕̎̒̎͑͝ ̷̧͓͖̭̆̓͐#̷̰͉͖͍̥̌̀͌͛͠͠6̵̥͍͎̈̍̅̀̌̾͋̇͠6̴̯̹̭͉̭̥͛̓͝6̸̘̣͍̱́ ̶̧̜̦̟̰̻͈̭̈́͑̆̒
04/01/23 • 10 min
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A̴̧̢̬̬̪̣̲̗͉͍̿͂͜p̵͉̺̭̱̱̥̑̆͛͌͂̊̏͝r̸̺͔̭͂͗̍ĭ̷̜͙̫̫̮͕͈͔̫͗̃͊̎͊̉l̵̢̳̬̙̺̻̠̈́̄̍̿̉̽̍͠͝ ̴̢̡͖͍̟̮͈̀́̇̔̐͘͜ͅḞ̷̟͇̩͉́̓̓͜͜o̷̥̳̅́͊̋͛̄̾̈́o̵̦͐͆͋̒͐̀͜l̶͙̙͐ͅ'̴̦̟̘͔̮̺̤̰̆͂̃̊̄̈́͗͋́͊͘s̵̛̛̤̘̉͋̐̋̃̀̿̕ ̶̡̛̼̯͖͐̋̏y̸̛̩͎̞̺̣̻̲̥̘̜͛͋̑͜o̸̦͎̦͌̿̉̋͌̓͝ű̸̫ ̵̢̛̺̲̮͔̟̞͋̏̍̆̆̑͒ṅ̶͕͎̩̲̮͔̘̻̠̹̗̔̾ë̵̢̤̺͙̥̺̼̘̹͚̠́̔̇r̷͕̐d̸̼̬͖̪̖̒̄͛̅̽̓͠s̴̢̧̢̙͓̭͖͓̫̫̱͌̎̒̓.̵̱͙͈̯̔̊̆̍
I do think it's worth pointing out how much funnier this episode is with the cover art juxtaposition of AI-generated Jensen Ackles apparently being the agent making these sounds. It's just... so wonderfully cursed.
This episode was "performed" by Saph the Something
The caller was guest sound designed by Derrick "Hornet" Valen, sound wizard for paranormal horror mystery show October's Children
October's Children:
October's Children Twitter: @OctChildrenPod
PATREON: /octoberschildrenpodcast
October's Children Captivate Page
The Supernatural Protection Company:
TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast
MASTODON: @[email protected]
BLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcast
PATREON: /saphthesomething
KOFI: /saphthesomething
The April Fool's cover art was created by Derrick "Hornet" Valen
Credits music is "music elevator" by Jay_You with additional sound effects by anthonyramirez, diarchangeli, JayeWilde, dkcu, kyles, and schooledzone on freesound.org. Call center background noise via Soothing Sounds to Concentrate on YouTube.
A̴̧̢̬̬̪̣̲̗͉͍̿͂͜p̵͉̺̭̱̱̥̑̆͛͌͂̊̏͝r̸̺͔̭͂͗̍ĭ̷̜͙̫̫̮͕͈͔̫͗̃͊̎͊̉l̵̢̳̬̙̺̻̠̈́̄̍̿̉̽̍͠͝ ̴̢̡͖͍̟̮͈̀́̇̔̐͘͜ͅḞ̷̟͇̩͉́̓̓͜͜o̷̥̳̅́͊̋͛̄̾̈́o̵̦͐͆͋̒͐̀͜l̶͙̙͐ͅ'̴̦̟̘͔̮̺̤̰̆͂̃̊̄̈́͗͋́͊͘s̵̛̛̤̘̉͋̐̋̃̀̿̕ ̶̡̛̼̯͖͐̋̏y̸̛̩͎̞̺̣̻̲̥̘̜͛͋̑͜o̸̦͎̦͌̿̉̋͌̓͝ű̸̫ ̵̢̛̺̲̮͔̟̞͋̏̍̆̆̑͒ṅ̶͕͎̩̲̮͔̘̻̠̹̗̔̾ë̵̢̤̺͙̥̺̼̘̹͚̠́̔̇r̷͕̐d̸̼̬͖̪̖̒̄͛̅̽̓͠s̴̢̧̢̙͓̭͖͓̫̫̱͌̎̒̓.̵̱͙͈̯̔̊̆̍
I do think it's worth pointing out how much funnier this episode is with the cover art juxtaposition of AI-generated Jensen Ackles apparently being the agent making these sounds. It's just... so wonderfully cursed.
This episode was "performed" by Saph the Something
The caller was guest sound designed by Derrick "Hornet" Valen, sound wizard for paranormal horror mystery show October's Children
October's Children:
October's Children Twitter: @OctChildrenPod
PATREON: /octoberschildrenpodcast
October's Children Captivate Page
The Supernatural Protection Company:
TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast
MASTODON: @[email protected]
BLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcast
PATREON: /saphthesomething
KOFI: /saphthesomething
The April Fool's cover art was created by Derrick "Hornet" Valen
Credits music is "music elevator" by Jay_You with additional sound effects by anthonyramirez, diarchangeli, JayeWilde, dkcu, kyles, and schooledzone on freesound.org. Call center background noise via Soothing Sounds to Concentrate on YouTube.
Previous Episode

Syntax Crossover - The Brinkers
Employees from VINCULA call about a broken recording device, and definitely don't let slip any confidential or proprietary company intel.
This episode was created in collaboration with Syntax, a sci-fi horror audio drama that I personally love and recommend.
Featuring the vocal talents of:
Ty Von as Silas
Beth Phung as Cassius
Morgie Bee as Elizabeth
Jules Christine as Alyx
Kaila Crockett as Miss Vaux
and Saph the Something as the Agent
Written by Ty Von and Saph the Something
Produced by Stella "Rowan" Odom and Saph the Something
Syntax cover art was created by Anthony Crockett and The Supernatural Protection Company cover art was created by Ash Leddy
Syntax:
TWITTER: @TwinStrangersP
TUMBLR: @TwinStrangersP
PATREON: /twinstrangersproductions
KOFI: /twinstrangersproductions
The Supernatural Protection Company:
TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast
MASTODON: @[email protected]
BLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcast
PATREON: /saphthesomething
KOFI: /saphthesomething
YouTube with video versions: The Supernatural Protection Company
Credits music is "music elevator" by Jay_You with additional sound effects by omar-alvarado, ondrosik, stijn, duckduckpony, JayeWilde, irolan, dkcu, kyles, and skooledzone on freesound.org. Call center background noise via Soothing Sounds to Concentrate on YouTube.
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New Episode out NOW for Patrons
Hi folks, this is Saph, creator of The Supernatural Protection Company.
Just wanted to drop in and say thank you for your patience between episodes; my hiatus was unplanned and I'm thankful for the support I've continued to get during it.
On that note, episode 8, titled "Intake #04329 - Bleeding Hearts Therapy", is available NOW to patrons of any tier over on the Saph the Something patreon!
As always, patrons get access to new episodes a full week early, without any pesky ads.
Additionally, I have some bonus content lined up for public release day as an extra treat AND new patrons will be sent an SPC sticker in the mail as thanks for the support.
I'm going to do my best to provide more patron-only perks and content in the future, so consider supporting me and my work as a full-time multimedia artist while getting some neat bonuses for yourself.
I deeply appreciate each and every one of you, and I hope you enjoy this next episode!
TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast
MASTODON: @[email protected]
BLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcast
PATREON: /saphthesomething
KOFI: /saphthesomething
Hold music is "music elevator" by Jay_You on freesound.org
The Supernatural Protection Company - C̵̨̠͊͋̾̈́̓͆̍̿͠ḷ̵̛͖͕̭̅ą̶̻̳̝̟̠͉̈́́̃͐́́̍͝͝i̶͔̦͖̤͈̻͛̀̈͑̿́̒̚m̵̧̺̱̮͖̜̩͙̣̼͕̎̒̎͑͝ ̷̧͓͖̭̆̓͐#̷̰͉͖͍̥̌̀͌͛͠͠6̵̥͍͎̈̍̅̀̌̾͋̇͠6̴̯̹̭͉̭̥͛̓͝6̸̘̣͍̱́ ̶̧̜̦̟̰̻͈̭̈́͑̆̒
Transcript
C̵̨̠͊͋̾̈́̓͆̍̿͠ḷ̵̛͖͕̭̅ą̶̻̳̝̟̠͉̈́́̃͐́́̍͝͝i̶͔̦͖̤͈̻͛̀̈
C̵̨̠͊͋̾̈́̓͆̍̿͠ḷ̵̛͖͕̭̅ą̶̻̳̝̟̠͉̈́́̃͐́́̍͝͝i̶͔̦͖̤͈̻͛̀̈͑̿́̒̚m̵̧̺̱̮͖̜̩͙̣̼͕̎̒̎͑͝ ̷̧͓͖̭̆̓͐#̷̰͉͖͍̥̌̀͌͛͠͠6̵̥͍͎̈̍̅̀̌̾͋̇͠6̴̯̹̭͉̭̥͛̓͝6̸̘̣͍̱́ ̶̧̜̦̟̰̻͈̭̈́͑̆̒ Top Questions Answered
How can I access the unedited audio of the podcast episode?
The unedited audio of the podcast episode can be accessed on Patreon and Ko-fi.
Who is the host of the podcast episode?
The host of the podcast episode is Saph the Something.
Who performed the podcast episode?
Saph the Something performed the podcast episode.
Who guest sound designed the monstrous caller for the episode?
Derrick "Hornet" Valen guest sound designed the monstrous caller for the episode.
What is the name of Hornet's show and where is it set?
Hornet's show is called "October's Children" and it is set in the town of Wolfbrook, New Hampshire.
How would you describe "October's Children"?
"October's Children" is described as having a diverse cast and elements of suspense and darkness from another world.
Are the monsters in "October's Children" calling for help with insurance?
No, the monsters in "October's Children" are not calling for help with insurance.
Who produced the podcast episode?
The podcast episode was produced by Saph the Something.
Who created the cover art for the podcast episode?
Ash Leddy created the cover art for the podcast episode.
When will the host start taking calls again?
The host thanks listeners for their patience and mentions that they will be taking calls again soon.
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