35. “New Rules” of Running, New Balance FuelCell Propel v5, & The Size 15 Runner Origin Story
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10/02/24 • 42 min
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The Size 15 Runner rules with an iron fist as an unruly rule maker who makes the “New Rules” of running (3:51); he lackadaisically debuts the lackluster trailer for the severely lacking The Size 15 Runner Origin Story movie (14:26); and he effortlessly makes every effort to give a half-hearted effort at reviewing the underrated, budget-friendly New Balance FuelCell Propel v5 (29:29).
- New Rules of Running: The Size 15 Runner does his worst Bill Maher impersonation as he obnoxiously declares the “New Rules” of Running. New Rule!
- New Balance FuelCell Propel v5: Catch this—the catchy-named New Balance FuelCell Propel v5 is a $120 budget-friendly, eye-catching daily trainer with a TPU plate that offers a nice ride at a much lower price than other plated shoes. So, what’s the catch?
- The Size 15 Runner Origin Story: The Size 15 Runner Studios, in association with The Size 15 Runner Pictures, presents a coming of age story...about one little very special boy....with one very BIG special defect: giant tootsies.
The Size 15 Runner rules with an iron fist as an unruly rule maker who makes the “New Rules” of running (3:51); he lackadaisically debuts the lackluster trailer for the severely lacking The Size 15 Runner Origin Story movie (14:26); and he effortlessly makes every effort to give a half-hearted effort at reviewing the underrated, budget-friendly New Balance FuelCell Propel v5 (29:29).
- New Rules of Running: The Size 15 Runner does his worst Bill Maher impersonation as he obnoxiously declares the “New Rules” of Running. New Rule!
- New Balance FuelCell Propel v5: Catch this—the catchy-named New Balance FuelCell Propel v5 is a $120 budget-friendly, eye-catching daily trainer with a TPU plate that offers a nice ride at a much lower price than other plated shoes. So, what’s the catch?
- The Size 15 Runner Origin Story: The Size 15 Runner Studios, in association with The Size 15 Runner Pictures, presents a coming of age story...about one little very special boy....with one very BIG special defect: giant tootsies.
Previous Episode
34. Ten Running Shoe Amendments, Use the Power of Running for Good, & Adding Commentary on Your Runs
1 RecommendationsThe Size 15 Runner provides professional running commentary on amateur runners (3:00); he gets really corny by declaring “With great running power, comes great responsibility (18:14); and he takes the unauthorized liberty of amending the U.S. Running Constitution and describes the significance of the 10 Running Shoe Amendments (26:20).
- 10 Running Shoe Amendments: The U.S. government passed sweeping running shoe legislation in response to exorbitant price hikes in running shoes and the accompanying whining by millions of running citizens—legal running citizens—the government assures you. What does it mean for runners like you?
- Use the Power of Running for Good: All our time spent running could be regarded as self-centered. Except, running is the best form of self-care, and the health benefits we enjoy change us; we become better versions of ourselves, enhancing our relationships with others—or so we like to tell ourself and anyone who will listen. There are, however, many opportunities to make a positive impact on others while running.
- Best Running Commentary: Let’s face it: your runs are boring. You run the same few routes in the same few shoes wearing the same few outfits. Isn’t it time you added some color to your running? Some color commentary, that is. Well, with The Size 15 Runner’s new service: A Running Commentary on Your Running, now you can.
Next Episode
36. The $500 Adidas Shoe, Marathon Training Struggles, & Building a Running Brand
1 RecommendationsThe Size 15 Runner shares his thoughtful and thought-leading thoughts on the $500 Adidas Adizero Adios Pro Evo (2:49); he contemplates a rebrand in order to rebuild his tarnished brand (12:52); and he provides a tiresome update on his tiring marathon training and how he’s grown tired of running (26:26).
- $500 Adidas Adizero Adios Pro Evo: What’s more ludicrous? The $500 price tag or the ridiculously long shoe name? Why not both?! The Size 15 Runner does, in fact, rail against both in a long-winded rant that quickly goes off the rails.
- Marathon Training Struggles: What a difference two weeks make! Just a fortnight ago, The Size 15 Runner waxed poetic about his marathon training. This week, his enthusiasm was waning. He woke up on Monday morning, and it was the first time during his 11 weeks of training that he didn’t feel like going for a run. How did he possibly cope with such a catastrophe? By feeling sorry for himself, of course!
- Building a Running Brand: The Size 15 Runner brainstorms how he can rebuild his tainted brand in the wake of his very unfortunate, potentially career-ending size 14 shoe incident caught on camera by TMZ.
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