When There is Nothing Left

01/23/22 • 20 min

Mike opens the show by saying so many things have gone on that are newsworthy. Torya agrees to it however most of the news is dogshit and she doesn't give a rat’s ass about it but today she found out something rather amusing. She proceeds to read an interesting article titled “Suicide pods now legal in Switzerland, providing users with a painless death”, by the globalnews.ca.

Mike then shares his opinion about this article. He would never ever classify this as neat when someone was at the point where they’re giving up and they're not gonna let nature take its course and just give up and take their life themselves.

Torya then shares that most of the people who go the medically assisted suicide route are in extreme pain with zero quality of life. Based on statistics she researched, 98% of people who choose medically assisted suicide are in hospice, which means their life is garbage.

Mike’s bottom line to this issue is that depending on the sum of the facts presented. It's like one of the situations wherein some cases it's perfectly okay and some cases morbid. Torya then shares her opinion on this matter. She thinks it is one of those things that people should be allowed to choose for themselves.

Then they continue sharing their opinions about this article. Mike admitted that he thinks the problem is he doesn’t know anything about medically assisted suicide.

Torya then shares that she agrees with Mike, that what if the diagnosis is wrong. But she thinks she will deal with that when it's in her family and it's her business. Mike says that he forgot his argument about this issue. Torya then says that maybe she talks to some of it. Mike then shares that it is educational for people who are listening to be able to change their views based on what somebody says because if you won't be able to do that, it's usually for one reason only, you're not listening.

Torya then shares that there are things that they don't agree on and have not agreed on ever but they slowly over time as they have more discussion of those things, drift toward one another. They believe that they are generally the type of people who are willing to consider other people’s opinions on things and make an educated decision for themselves based on those opinions. Mike agreed.

Torya ends the show by saying how exhausted they were and Mike agrees that it is a long long week.

Then they continue sharing their opinions about this article. Mike admitted that he thinks the problem is he doesn’t know anything about medically assisted suicide.

Torya ends the show by saying how exhausted they were and Mike agrees that it is a long long week.

Previous Episode

Oh Amazon!

Mike opens the show by asking Torya if she ever heard about the latest woke nonsense. These woke jackasses want to get rid of the Black Friday term because it was racist.

Then they talked about an article Torya reads titled: Worst Ways Amazon Exploits Workers During Black Friday.

Earthquake Machines
Fewer Spots To Pass Out
Christmas Music Pumped Into The Shipping Center
Marking Them 50% Off
Ringing The Bell
Entire Workforce Required To Split Single Bean For Dinner
Makes Them Carjack Their Delivery Vehicles
Jeff Bezos Wife Contest
Robots Get Time Off
Workers Forced To Urinate In Cranberry Sauce Can
Speaking To Them In Bleeps And Bloops
Ask Them To Help Jeff Bezos Move
No Hugs For Doing A Good Job
Their Human Teeth Deal
Giving Workers A Free Fire Kindle Fire Tablet If They Kill Their Pro-Union Colleagues
Labels The Slow Ones As “Drone Meat”

If you want to read the satire article, here’s the link: https://www.theonion.com/worst-ways-amazon-exploits-workers-during-black-friday-1848112465

Torya then shares her favorite story for her Amazon purchases. All the delays and no apologies. Mike points out that Amazon was good in compensation before, but not now. If you are offered, it was not taking advantage.

Torya then points out that when Mike gets his mind set on something, it is the only thing that is happening and nothing can deter him. He doesn’t love it, but he gets it. It’s just one thing about Mike that Torya loves about him. Then they continue to talk about Mike’s behavior.

Mike ends the show by saying he is tired from all the talking and so is Torya.

Next Episode

AITA: Not Enough Monday for College

Mike and Torya talk about Bree, the dog. Mike tells Torya that her tagline is “she makes me laugh every day”. Torya jokes that she likes Mike the same way she likes the dog. Mike and Torya discuss this. Torya covers her tracks and tells Mike there are 100 reasons why she loves him.

Torya calls Mike a ‘turd sandwich”. There is joke talk of possibly some violence following this comment.

Bree is special. She has big dog feelings. Mike and Torya explain these feelings and how laughing makes her more comfortable. Bree had free training to help her stop jumping. Yogi is different and one of Mike’s complaints is Yogi has to snick every blade of grass.

Today’s topic is ‘Am I the asshole’. They describe a scenario ‘Am I an asshole for telling my dad that the 5K he gave me for college is not enough.’. Torya explains this scenario and asks if this person is the asshole.

Reaction number 1 is that she is maybe an asshole as she should trust what their parents are doing. There is a ‘even if’ comment.

Reaction 2 is that the person was upset about their dad blowing off their celebration dinner

Torya explains that she was the golden child in her family. She describes how. Mike asks if this was made clear to Torya and her brother growing up. Torya explains that she doesn’t think her parents really treated them differently.

Torya’s opinion is that the dad is the asshole for blowing off the person at the celebration. Mike says they are both the asshole and the daughter ends up as the asshole for complaining about the money. However, Mike ends up agreeing with Torya.