Mike opens the show by saying so many things have gone on that are newsworthy. Torya agrees to it however most of the news is dogshit and she doesn't give a rat’s ass about it but today she found out something rather amusing. She proceeds to read an interesting article titled “Suicide pods now legal in Switzerland, providing users with a painless death”, by the globalnews.ca.

Mike then shares his opinion about this article. He would never ever classify this as neat when someone was at the point where they’re giving up and they're not gonna let nature take its course and just give up and take their life themselves.

Torya then shares that most of the people who go the medically assisted suicide route are in extreme pain with zero quality of life. Based on statistics she researched, 98% of people who choose medically assisted suicide are in hospice, which means their life is garbage.

Mike’s bottom line to this issue is that depending on the sum of the facts presented. It's like one of the situations wherein some cases it's perfectly okay and some cases morbid. Torya then shares her opinion on this matter. She thinks it is one of those things that people should be allowed to choose for themselves.

Then they continue sharing their opinions about this article. Mike admitted that he thinks the problem is he doesn’t know anything about medically assisted suicide.

Torya then shares that she agrees with Mike, that what if the diagnosis is wrong. But she thinks she will deal with that when it's in her family and it's her business. Mike says that he forgot his argument about this issue. Torya then says that maybe she talks to some of it. Mike then shares that it is educational for people who are listening to be able to change their views based on what somebody says because if you won't be able to do that, it's usually for one reason only, you're not listening.

Torya then shares that there are things that they don't agree on and have not agreed on ever but they slowly over time as they have more discussion of those things, drift toward one another. They believe that they are generally the type of people who are willing to consider other people’s opinions on things and make an educated decision for themselves based on those opinions. Mike agreed.

Torya ends the show by saying how exhausted they were and Mike agrees that it is a long long week.

Mike begins the show by commenting on an observation he's had about new animals entering the house. He notes that at first they are shy and complacent. That all changes.

Torya mentions how Odie stole a chicken bone off the table. Mike says the funny part isn't that he stole the bone, he thinks the funny part is the wrestling match. He points out that earlier when they were on their walk, Odie was ready to bark at someone and Yogi had his back. When Mike told Yogi to stop, Yogi stopped immediately. Mike points out that the dog knew he wasn't supposed to have the chicken bone because he grabbed it and tried to run elsewhere to eat it. He doesn't do that with food he knows he is allowed to eat. Torya could not pry the bone away from Odie at first. She had quite the struggle.

Mike opines that Odie survived mostly on table scraps. This is why he hates breakfast (kibble). He eats at night because he is hungry. He eats dinner out of habit and desperation.

Odie is very smart and learning things quickly. He also appeared on television and it will air at some point in the near future. It is on the Home & Family show from Thursday, July 26, 2018 on the Hallmark Channel. Torya says they can be found on YouTube as well.

Mike begins a discussion of Breaking Bad. He is convinced that Walter White's wife, Skyler, is a mastermind. Had she been involved from the start, they would have taken over the cartel. They discuss how Walter White was able to make the purest methamphetamine ever seen.

Mike observes that Walter got more and more obsessed with money. Eventually, he told his wife what was going on. She was responsible for helping them launder their money through a legit business. She made sure the business was run like any other business so there would be no suspicions. She actually hid their money in a storage unit.

Torya warns they will be presenting some Breaking Bad spoilers.

Mike points out that Walter cared too much about other people. It made him a less effective drug dealer. However, he was overly careful so they would not be discovered. His partner was not quite as careful. This would raise suspicions. It seems since you are dealing with drugs you probably should be extra careful.

The discussion turns to reasons to be careful and how to do that. This all leads to a discussion about how being honest means you don't have to remember crazy stories later.

Mike mentions that Odie is still looking for a home. Odie gets along with everyone. He loves Yogi.

A Tale of a Cat and a String

"So what's 155 inches long and cost $5,000?" asks C.

"The piece of string we had surgically removed from the inside of our cat last week," replies Torya.

And so begins the story of Jasper, affectionately known as Mr. Purrs, and his recent health scare. It all started when Jasper began vomiting for two straight days. Concerned for his well-being, we rushed him to the vet, where an X-ray revealed a linear object in his colon. Little did we know that this object would turn out to be a 155.5-inch long piece of white thread.

"He unthreaded the sewing machine and took it off himself," Torya explains. "A sewing machine that was somewhere where he shouldn't have been in the first place."

The vet suggested keeping Jasper overnight to hydrate him and see if the thread would pass naturally. However, the next day brought more complications, including a fever and high calcium levels. It was clear that surgery was necessary to remove the foreign object from Jasper's insides.

The Decision-Making Process

The vet presented us with two options: an ultrasound or surgery. Surprisingly, she recommended surgery as the first choice, acknowledging that the diagnostic test would likely lead to surgery anyway. This honest approach was refreshing, as it saved us from unnecessary expenses and allowed us to focus on Jasper's well-being.

Less than two hours after the phone call, Jasper was undergoing surgery. The vet successfully removed the 155.5-inch thread from his insides, and we were relieved to hear that there were no lacerations or visible damage to his intestines.

Jasper's Road to Recovery

Jasper's recovery has been a rollercoaster of emotions. From his initial sassy attitude to his dramatic demands for attention, he has kept us on our toes. But despite his mischievous behavior, we can't help but be grateful that he's back to his feisty self.

"He's been a right menace today," Torya admits. "Yesterday, if I didn't pet him every 3 seconds like he demanded, he would knock things off my table, including full cans of soda into my power strip."

But amidst the chaos, we can see that Jasper is healing. He's slowly returning to his normal routine, demanding pets and attention in his own unique way. And while he may still have a few more days of medication and a cone of shame to contend with, we have hope that he will make a full recovery.

The Importance of Supportive Friends

In times of crisis, the support of friends can make all the difference. We were fortunate to have the guidance and expertise of our vet, who not only provided excellent care for Jasper but also offered us honest advice and support throughout the process.

But it wasn't just our vet who provided support. Our friend Brian Little and his podcast, Your Favorite Blockhead, have been a source of entertainment and comfort during this challenging time. We encourage you to check out his show, where he weaves together peanuts and MMA into one amazing podcast.

Reflections on Life's Ups and Downs

Jasper's journey reminds us of the unpredictable nature of life. One moment, everything seems fine, and the next, we're faced with unexpected challenges. But it's how we navigate these challenges that defines us.

Through Jasper's ordeal, we've learned the importance of being proactive and seeking help when needed. We've also come to appreciate the resilience and strength of our furry friends, who can bounce back from even the most difficult situations.

The Future Outlook

As Jasper continues his recovery, we look forward to the day when he can finally have his stitches removed. We remain cautiously optimistic, knowing that the next few days are crucial for his well-being. But with the support of our vet, the love of our friends, and the determination of our feisty feline, we believe that Jasper will come out of this stronger than ever.

In conclusion, life is full of ups and downs, and it's how we handle these challenges that truly matters. Whether it's a 155.5-inch thread or a seemingly insurmountable obstacle, we must face them head-on with resilience and determination. And with the support of friends and loved ones, we can overcome anything that comes our way.

So, as we bid you goodnight, we encourage you to cherish the moments of joy, navigate the challenges with grace, and always remember to lend a helping hand to those in need. Because in the end, it's the connections we forge and the love we share that make life truly worth living.

Goodnight, everyone.

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Mike rants about his definition of fascist

He points out that a fascist creates false control over a situation and then points to how everyone agrees.

Mike describes a video he watched wherein Antifa people act like fascists by speaking over anyone who opposes them.

He then describes a Twitter discussion where two people blocked him so as not to hear what he had to say.

Mike rants about how people running a movement get too emotional and ruin their movement.

Mike shouts out Elevated Health and Dr. Abinante.

He describes his interaction with Dr. Abinante during his illness.

Mike decides he is seeing an acupuncturist.

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