The DeadBeat Dads Podcast - Poop Stains, Dildo Fingers, and Wheelchairs

Poop Stains, Dildo Fingers, and Wheelchairs

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03/16/20 • 125 min

The DeadBeat Dads Podcast

On this week's episode:

throwing up
poop on your dick and poop stains
did we all have the same childhood?
Mo's friend with dildo-fingers
is car sex childish?
would you rather have an exciting or boring death?
how much to marry an immigrant?
racist cartoons
Superman is trash, Batman is dope
Batman v Superman was trash
random Twilight conversation
are we living in a simulation?
red or blue pill?
Nicki Minaj's sex offender husband
Haiti
Mo's childhood encounter with a flying cockroach
is Bad Bunny's girlfriend ugly?
do white people face racism?
how do you pronounce "gif"?
how soon is your baby-mom allowed to have a kid after y'all break up?
do you have to pick up the phone every time your baby-mom calls?
classic break-up text messages
Netflix's "Love Is Blind" reality series
can you tell someone's race by their voice?
would you date someone in a wheelchair?
would you date someone with a limp?
tighty-whities, boxers, or briefs?
The DeadBeat Dads Podcast gets a bunch of one star reviews

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Recorded Wednesday, March 11th, 2020.

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On this week's episode:

throwing up
poop on your dick and poop stains
did we all have the same childhood?
Mo's friend with dildo-fingers
is car sex childish?
would you rather have an exciting or boring death?
how much to marry an immigrant?
racist cartoons
Superman is trash, Batman is dope
Batman v Superman was trash
random Twilight conversation
are we living in a simulation?
red or blue pill?
Nicki Minaj's sex offender husband
Haiti
Mo's childhood encounter with a flying cockroach
is Bad Bunny's girlfriend ugly?
do white people face racism?
how do you pronounce "gif"?
how soon is your baby-mom allowed to have a kid after y'all break up?
do you have to pick up the phone every time your baby-mom calls?
classic break-up text messages
Netflix's "Love Is Blind" reality series
can you tell someone's race by their voice?
would you date someone in a wheelchair?
would you date someone with a limp?
tighty-whities, boxers, or briefs?
The DeadBeat Dads Podcast gets a bunch of one star reviews

Thanks for listening. Hope you enjoy.

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Recorded Wednesday, March 11th, 2020.

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Previous Episode

Neck Tattoos, Condoms, and Abandoning Your Family For Money

On this week's episode:

Super Tuesday and the Democratic presidential race
the coronavirus and racism
our Bible reading days
is it racist if it's true?
local dwarf escapes the FBI
Meg Thee Stallion's contract
why college is a scam
is it human nature to be disgusted by t******s?
dating a woman with a neck tattoo
dating a woman that's too aggressive
is it a red flag if a woman carries her own condoms?
being cool with coworkers
the "R" word and being politically correct
not liking your friend's significant other
how much money we would need to abandon our families
pick one: lisp or stutter?
Mike Tyson misses being a killer
would you marry someone that doesn't give head?

Thanks for listening. Hope you enjoy.

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Recorded Wednesday, March 4th, 2020.

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Chinese Viruses, Cannibalism, and Lockdowns

On this week's episode:

is calling it "the Chinese virus" racist?
would you eat a human?
are we finally taking the coronavirus seriously?
the Philadelphia Police Department's new no-arrest policy
is the coronavirus an attempt by Earth to get rid of humans?
enjoying this lockdown
school lunch was fucking fire
what stupid trends did we participate in
what song would we rap by memory to save our lives?
would you rather be half your height or double your age?
would you rather ejaculate prematurely or cry during sex?
would you rather shit yourself after every orgasm or get a boner every time you see a dude?
if you could have sex with anyone you wanted but they died right after, who would it be?
picking your MySpace Top 8
should assisted suicide be legalized?
people get proud for the most basic shit ever
our favorite struggle meals growing up
how much money to vote for Trump?
every Christian has a pretend Atheist friend
Trump's response to the coronavirus
do you support your friends, no questions asked? or does it depend?
telling incriminating stories on the podcast
the stimulus check