S3E8 - Idaho: Potatoes or People?

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03/29/21 • 57 min

The lads have one question for you: Are you a potato? Pat aches for a lost love. Willie Brown's second pop take on fat Ryan Reynolds becomes the second take to pop. The lads still can't figure out if they should celebrate if a take gets popped. Betsy Barthelona's take on mullets being hot is not confirmed by the listeners. Moby Dick analogies go awry. Breaking News From Florida reveals the imminent threat of a zealot leading a turtle army to both save and destroy the world. Chris is a Shell shopper. Chris also says many things that don't make sense. Johnny's mind continues to swim around in the gutter. Pat's Pop Take is one with the Spirit. Chris gets animated. A spirited debate ensues. Around the Table highlights a couple conspiracies from listener Sean T regarding Idaho and Red Velvet cake. Chris seeks to keep his crown from Johnny's chubby, grubby, little arms in the LOTR Impersonation Contest. The quotes are starting to get emotional up in here.
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Previous Episode

S3E7 - Grapes, Salt, and Hot Mullets

Guest episode featuring the esteemed Betsy "Barthelona." The show begins with verbal assaults directed toward Pat. Very original. Johnny sits like a toddler. Chris is weak. Betsy brings forth a challenge of the, uhh, challenging variety. Everyone learns science. His Lordship JP Royals mobilized the voters for his Pop Take, "Pizza from New York is shit," and 51% of you agreed. Despite some voting discrepancies, this is the first official one to pop. Chris is now 4/4 on LOTR Impersonation calls. The lads review a marvelous listener review. Breaking News From Florida covers a fascinating voluntary drug test. Betsy loves mullets. This podcast is sponsored by Bar OF Soap. Johnny steps into his corner to enlighten Chris about raisins. The tale of Johnny and Major Funkdu continues with In the Trenches With Tolkien. Betsy gives her deep analysis of the line, "man-flesh," after much repetition. Chris & Pat don't follow and question whether Tolkien had cannibalistic tendencies instead. Johnny doesn't follow and brings up male strippers. Betsy is sorrowful about her age and closes out the show with peasant discussion.
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S3E9 - The Most Awkward Wednesday

In an attempt to debate the merits and identity of Michelob Ultra, the lads viciously attack cyclists instead. Pat's Pop Take, "Spirit Airlines is a good airline," is hijacked by the listeners. Pat chews old, sweaty sticks of gum. Chris' LOTR Impersonation rulings have now aligned with the listener vote 5/5 times. Breaking News From Florida brings forth the classic and beloved tale of "The Urinal Breaker and His Naked Woodland Journey." Chris goes off on another personal and vindictive rant - this time on the people of Pittsburgh. Johnny's Pop Take harshly criticizes people from Maryland, something both Pat and Chris can get behind. This podcast was sponsored by Coffee, "suck it down." Johnny pulls Pat and Chris into his corner, and then leaves them to bicker about the weather. In the Trenches with Tolkien. sees Johnny finally reaching Major Funkdu, but they are pinned down The lads determine what the most awkward Wednesday probably looked like in The Hobbit. Chris says unintelligible things again.
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