S1E17 - Norwegian Pinocchio

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02/28/20 • 36 min

A caller rudely interrupts the show. Do hobbits eat berries? The twitter contest winners are announced. Shout out to Cormac Goodwin for designing the first ever SFH t-shirt. Johnny pauses the show in a desperate gamble to retain his intellectuality from last episode. The Intellectual gives closing ceremony remarks. Johnny's Corner continues the theme of lies and deceit. Chris thinks Pinnochio takes place in Norway. Chris also thinks having a big nose gives you an advantage in soccer. Around the Table delves into the social fabric of artificial train communities. Imagine If takes us back to the time of Jefferson and smallpox.

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Chris likes to stuff socks in his pants. The LOTR Impersonation contest sees Johnny give the worst Gollum impression of all time. Johnny's Corner gives rise to a rather brief but serious look into the failings of the Hobbit--The Intellectual seizes his moment. Chris finds another gem on Amazon concerning hairspray. Emboldened by his comedic discovery, Chris tries to take control of "Do You Have What It Takes to Be an Intellectual?" Johnny takes a hop into the world of beer and attempts to accomplish the unthinkable. Follow us on all the tweetstagrams if you so desire.

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S1E18 - The Spaniard

A guest joins today's show. Her name? Betsy Reig. Her background? Spain. And boyfriends. And Miller Lite. The lads and lass (ladssies?) discuss the very topical Corona beer, which is obviously the catalyst of the virus. Various social interactions and alcohol preferences are discussed which you guys won't care about. Chris is put in his rightful place as usual. No one has any idea what To Kill a Mockingbird was about. The guest arrives ready to shred some gnar. Russia and Iran join the listener base. The crew explores Betsy's "Barthelonian" roots. Breaking News from Florida sees the courtroom heat up in more ways than one. Betsy's Guest Segment investigates the proper path for cutting out social media and brings about a cascade of creative ideas. Johnny's Corner leads us into open pastures and senseless slaughter. PSA: We do not hate vegans. Only Betsy does. Pat also somehow found the Sake version of Whiteclaw. In Do You Have What It Takes to Be an Intellectual, Pat and Chris challenge Betsy in a Grand Inquisition...Betsy threatens The Intellectual. Listen through the outro to hear the ultimate Spanish-American anthem.