S1E12 - Stolen Library Books and Curious Centaurs

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01/22/20 • 50 min

What's your favorite 'nini? How about 'lini? Does Obi-Wan "download" himself into the force? Can you guess what movie Pat is referring to at 48:44? Let us know at https://www.instagram.com/sfh_podcast/ or at [email protected]. The lads discuss the origins of the "Stupid Fat Hobbits" name. Pat uses the word "impedes" wrong. The boys spend way too much time talking about shoes and libraries. Johnny exposes the hidden black market of stolen library books. In a stroke of genius, the lads determine that the USA is literally #1. Johnny gives a remarkably accurate definition of third-world countries. 'Review the Review' returns with a splendid piece of prose from the wonderful Cara Grandstaff. Johnny tries to take credit for her hard work. In an unofficial Would You Rather segment, the lads debate whether they would want to be a reverse mermaid or a reverse centaur...and who would win in a fight. The show closes out with a unique 'LOTR Impersonation Contest' involving a guest appearance from Mickey Mouse.

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An avid listener joins today's show. His name? Michael "Doctor" Temple. His background? Craft beer. Check out his (and Chris') craft brew podcast, "Don't Stop Beerlieving." In Breaking News From Florida," the lads cover birth privacy, parental confusion, pizza slaps, and many similar issues that we navigate in our daily lives. Michael realizes he still has a father and then goes on a long, fruitless tangent about Oedipus. Michael also asks whether plate-licking is permissible in public - seeing a trend here? "Imagine If" returns with much aplomb - Imagine if your parents aged backward so you had to take care of them as children - and down the rabbit hole they go... In "Do You Have What It Takes to Be an Intellectual?" the lads test their guest on his knowledge of Virginia in possibly the worst ever performance on the show. The Intellectual loses his composure. The show concludes with a guest segment where Michael turns to the past to find happiness.
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S1E13 - Babushka, S'il Vous Plaît

Chris is reading (or listening, to be exact) to the LOTR books for the FIRST time! We challenge you guys to read them again and give Chris the moral support he so desperately needs. With our combined literary and cinematic knowledge, we shall be unstoppable. Today, a French linguistic influence simmers beneath the surface. Chris recounts the tale of meeting Andrew Rea, the creator of Binging with Babish, when suddenly an intruder appears and challenges Chris for podcast dominance. The intruder, undeterred, remains. Pat wonders about the struggles of short people and laments his failing body. The lads question what would occur if Johnny and Pat switched bodies. "Breaking News from Florida" sets the show ablaze, or at least attempts to. In "Around the Table," the lads discuss airplane armrest etiquette--Chris is selfish. The lads debut a new segment, "Johnny's Corner" or "Johnny's Thought of the Day," whichever you prefer. It involves blind people and museums, so it naturally goes off the rails. Guess the Quote concludes with a stunning comeback.
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