New Pope. Who dis?
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04/24/25 • 57 min
This week’s episode of Smeared Mascara focuses on the three Cs: Coachella, Conclave and Chisme.
Find out details from Mandy’s festival field correspondent, and what this reveals about Gen Z.
Brooke gives us a behind the scenes story about Beauty School Fight Club. It’s as intense as that blue mascara from the 80s.
Pop in those AirPods and tune out the world because Smeared Mascara is gonna teach you a few things.
Warning: This episode contains spoilers to The Righteous Gemstones, and blasphemy.
Of course the language is vulgar af. Are you new here? (If so, welcome! If not, duh!)
This week’s episode of Smeared Mascara focuses on the three Cs: Coachella, Conclave and Chisme.
Find out details from Mandy’s festival field correspondent, and what this reveals about Gen Z.
Brooke gives us a behind the scenes story about Beauty School Fight Club. It’s as intense as that blue mascara from the 80s.
Pop in those AirPods and tune out the world because Smeared Mascara is gonna teach you a few things.
Warning: This episode contains spoilers to The Righteous Gemstones, and blasphemy.
Of course the language is vulgar af. Are you new here? (If so, welcome! If not, duh!)
Previous Episode
Coachella - Week 1
Put on your shorty shorts and your flower crown because we’re headed to Coachella! Actually Brooke and Mandy are reporting about Coachella via social media. Did you really expect these babes to travel during the school year? In this economy?
The ladies hypothesize the logistics of possible festival hookups, and navigating the desert landscape in a wheelchair.
Brooke tells us about her return to the softball fields, and Mandy gives us her honest review of the movie Freaky Tales.
All that and so much more on this episode of Smeared Mascara.
PLEASE be cautious when listening to this episode. The language gets nas-tay. Don’t say we didn’t warn you!
Next Episode
Sh!t Talking & Sandwiches
The ladies of Smeared Mascara are back and ready to talk some smack!
Warning: Strong opinions are shared about sandwiches, movies, concerts, and podcasts.
Clips of Katy Perry’s latest stage show are hitting socials and viewers confused. Does space travel decrease a human’s ability to perform? Our sources say maybe.
TikToks showcasing Cowboy Carter concert lewks are being posted and some are creative AF. Extensions on a tshirt??? Okayyyy!! **Booty cheek chaps are always welcome**
The language is nasty per Smeared Mascara standards. If you don’t like filthy you’re in the wrong place.
Grab your hobby horse and get dandy, because the show is about to begin!
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