Smeared Mascara
Smeared Mascara Podcast
"Laugh with us, cry with us, smear your mascara with us."
This podcast is hosted by longtime friends, Mandy and Brooke who have been born and bred in the San Francisco Bay Area. These ladies love themselves some pop culture and drama which probably stems from their latchkey kid beginnings. Their main news source is social media but their strong opinions always find their way into the conversation. The topics are fueled by unmedicated ADHD and the language is always spicy. So sit back and listen to your new favorite pop culture podcast, Smeared Mascara!
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Goodpods has curated a list of the 10 best Smeared Mascara episodes, ranked by the number of listens and likes each episode have garnered from our listeners. If you are listening to Smeared Mascara for the first time, there's no better place to start than with one of these standout episodes. If you are a fan of the show, vote for your favorite Smeared Mascara episode by adding your comments to the episode page.
Met Gala
Smeared Mascara
05/13/25 • 39 min
This week Brooke and Mandy use their finest screenshots gathered from the World Wide Web to discuss The Met Gala. Get dandy with us, won’t you?
It’s also an early birthday celebration for B-Rock. Hear how she plans on spending this milestone day. Conclave Couture could make an appearance.
Mandy is crushed over the conclusion of The Righteous Gemstones. Jesus take the wheel because this girl is not okay.
Grab some face tape and get snatched because it’s time to listen to Smeared Mascara.
Language is mature, disturbing, and c#nty. Proceed with confidence or see your way out.
This One's For the Zaddies.....heyyyyyyyy!
Smeared Mascara
10/06/23 • 32 min
Funky Friday returns! This week Mandy and Brooke discuss the life coach to zaddy pipeline, yoni steaming , the 1983 Raiders as well as teen heartthrobs, James Spader and Jake Ryan. Put on your Airpods and get in the Zaddy Zone because you're about to smear your mascara! As always, hide your children or anyone with sensitive ears.
Don't forget to follow us on our socials: TikTok, Instagram, Threads, and now YouTube! Find us at @smearedmascarapodcast
You can listen to us on Apple Podcasts and Spotify!
Clanuary
Smeared Mascara
01/09/25 • 68 min
This episode was recorded on January 6, 2025. No masks or vaccines required. Certain constitutional rights are favored while others are disregarded. Don’t tread on my wall or my trad wife.
Smeared Mascara officially rings in the new year with goals and positivity. Brooke and Mandy are working towards being authentic and confident beezies. Golden Globes fashion is discussed even though neither host watched the award show. Hooray for social media and modern journalism!
Brooke informs us about the viral sorority text from 2013 and Mandy reveals her glow-up plan for the year.
Remember that this podcast isn’t for baby ears and that vulgarities are frequently used as well as encouraged. Put your Honda Civic Si into fifth gear because Smeared Mascara is taking you for a trip!
New Pope. Who dis?
Smeared Mascara
04/24/25 • 57 min
This week’s episode of Smeared Mascara focuses on the three Cs: Coachella, Conclave and Chisme.
Find out details from Mandy’s festival field correspondent, and what this reveals about Gen Z.
Brooke gives us a behind the scenes story about Beauty School Fight Club. It’s as intense as that blue mascara from the 80s.
Pop in those AirPods and tune out the world because Smeared Mascara is gonna teach you a few things.
Warning: This episode contains spoilers to The Righteous Gemstones, and blasphemy.
Of course the language is vulgar af. Are you new here? (If so, welcome! If not, duh!)
Pope for Aaron Parnas
Smeared Mascara
05/20/25 • 54 min
Welcome back to Smeared Mascara, the religious and political podcast. (Insert record scratch) Just kidding! There’s mention of these taboo dinner party topics but in the way that gets you sent to hell.
This week the ladies recap their Mother’s Day activities and how hashtag blessed they are. Did YOU take your kid to an anime convention over an hour away like Mandy did??? Brooke tells us about a concert she attended and how she avoided funk with a fellow attendee. We also hear about Brooke’s birthday getaway to the coast with her mans.
Of course the latest in pop culture is featured in this episode. Details are emerging from the Diddy trial. Turns out he’s even more disgusting than previously believed! The Pope be popin’ and politicians aren’t hiding their drug use like the old days.
Grab your AirPods and put the kids to bed because the show is about to start! The language is vulgar.
Rated DGAF because it’s the truth.
Oh Krackers!
Smeared Mascara
03/18/25 • 51 min
St. Patrick’s Day is a big deal in any city named Dublin. Mandy and Brooke experienced this holiday in their hometown like never before. What started out as a normal Saturday morning turned into an afternoon of lip syncing for their lives. Lucky for all involved, there is video footage.
Put on anything green and set your leprechaun traps because you are now entering The Smeared Mascara Zone.
Rated C for C#nty
Fisting My Way To A Gold Medal
Smeared Mascara
09/05/24 • 74 min
This episode contains most vulgar words and topics that your parents warned you about. With that said, it’s funny af.
Brooke and Mandy are still talking about the Olympics (there’s a delay in publishing... so what?), but not so much about the sports. Think medals and how pole vaulters would display them. We cover childhood photos, body shaming, and favorite pastimes of the 80s. Brooke tells us about her experience in North Beach and the chisme treasure she stumbled upon. Mandy gives a restaurant review which sparks the Corn Conversation. TikTok topics like Ludacris, Veruca Salt (the influencer, not band or book/movie character), and Kamala Harris’ vice presidential pick are discussed.
Controversial topics like trail mix ingredients and Prius drivers are mentioned. Please plan accordingly.
So get comfy and enjoy this episode of Smeared Mascara!
P.S. We are always Pro Hoe
The Petty King
Smeared Mascara
07/08/24 • 70 min
This week Brooke and Mandy praise the almighty Petty King, Kendrick Lamar. The ladies discuss Kendrick’s Pop Out Concert and the Not Like Us photoshoot. Don’t worry if you’re unfamiliar with this Pulitzer Prize winning rapper from Compton because this episode will catch you up on this royal performer’s pop culture significance.
Brooke and Mandy recap their week of concerts at the Alameda County Fair. There is plenty footage to share from the E40 and Exposé performances. Mandy really made sure to capture the vibe through the dirty lens of her iPhone.
There is mention of Justin Timberlake and his unfaithful, intoxicated shenanigans. Don’t say we didn’t warn you, JT fans.
Stay hydrated in this hellish climate and entertain yourself with this episode of Smeared Mascara. There is always bad language used in this podcast, so listen in the appropriate environment. Rated R for ratchet.
Word On The Street
Smeared Mascara
12/24/24 • 72 min
Join the ladies of Smeared Mascara as they discuss the latest in pop culture and their lives. They cover drones, Luigi Mangione, and High Body Count Hair.
The language in this episode will probably get Brooke and Mandy on the Naughty List, but they’re used to empty stockings. Please listen with caution, duh.
So ignore that tsunami warning and enjoy the latest episode of Smeared Mascara.
Karma is a Gastrointestinal Monday!
Smeared Mascara
10/25/23 • 63 min
Brooke and Mandy ADD all over this weeks episode. Join in for another fun filled ride. As always follow, like, share, subscribe. Smeared Mascara Podcast on Instagram and TikTok.
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FAQ
How many episodes does Smeared Mascara have?
Smeared Mascara currently has 73 episodes available.
What topics does Smeared Mascara cover?
The podcast is about Pop Culture, Gossip, Society & Culture, Social Media, Personal Journals, Funny, Friendship, Comedy and Podcasts.
What is the most popular episode on Smeared Mascara?
The episode title 'Hate Motivates' is the most popular.
What is the average episode length on Smeared Mascara?
The average episode length on Smeared Mascara is 64 minutes.
How often are episodes of Smeared Mascara released?
Episodes of Smeared Mascara are typically released every 7 days, 16 hours.
When was the first episode of Smeared Mascara?
The first episode of Smeared Mascara was released on Aug 29, 2023.
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