Smeared Mascara
Smeared Mascara Podcast
You may laugh, you may cry... either way we’ll be right there with you. Mandy and Brooke are two moms and friends exploring pop culture, family and kids, along with everything that sparkles, shimmies/shimmers or touches our spirit. Get ready for an adhd fueled, midlife hobby podcast, peppered with a healthy dose of realness and comedy.
All episodes
Best episodes
Seasons
Top 10 Smeared Mascara Episodes
Goodpods has curated a list of the 10 best Smeared Mascara episodes, ranked by the number of listens and likes each episode have garnered from our listeners. If you are listening to Smeared Mascara for the first time, there's no better place to start than with one of these standout episodes. If you are a fan of the show, vote for your favorite Smeared Mascara episode by adding your comments to the episode page.
Happy New Year Wanda!
Smeared Mascara
12/31/24 • 83 min
In this week’s episode, Brooke and Mandy profess their love of Caleb Hearon and their disdain of bong rips in the city.
Goals for 2025 are discussed briefly. The ADHD train quickly leaves the station and new topics are introduced like migraines, Ash Trevino, and Dave Chappell air fresheners.
Join the ladies of Smeared Mascara in saying adios to 2024!
Don’t forget to put ear muffs on the kiddies because as always, the language is inappropriate. You’re welcome.
Bunch of Yappers
Smeared Mascara
12/31/24 • 94 min
It’s a double shot of Smeared Mascara!
Mandy is coming in HOT and Brooke is adding the lighter fluid to this inferno. Listen to the ladies talk about White Elephant gift exchange trauma, Christmas shopping, and holiday card conflict. Honorable mention to the Rage Poop discussion and Benny Blanco’s pedi game.
Brooke talks about how the new year will bring new skincare and clothes resulting in the fiercest glow up, and possible hoe up. (Mandy’s words, not Brooke’s)
Artificial tea is contaminating suburbia and these bitches are not about it. Spill with caution.
So turn down the yacht rock and turn up the pod. You’re about to be exposed to the tastemakers of the MTV generation.
Language is realistic and harsh. You know what to do. Listen responsibly and enjoy Smeared Mascara!
This One's For the Zaddies.....heyyyyyyyy!
Smeared Mascara
10/06/23 • 32 min
Funky Friday returns! This week Mandy and Brooke discuss the life coach to zaddy pipeline, yoni steaming , the 1983 Raiders as well as teen heartthrobs, James Spader and Jake Ryan. Put on your Airpods and get in the Zaddy Zone because you're about to smear your mascara! As always, hide your children or anyone with sensitive ears.
Don't forget to follow us on our socials: TikTok, Instagram, Threads, and now YouTube! Find us at @smearedmascarapodcast
You can listen to us on Apple Podcasts and Spotify!
Taco Bell
Smeared Mascara
10/20/24 • 52 min
Giddy up, horses and hoes because you’re in for a ride! Brooke and Mandy discuss the social significance of Taco Bell in the 90s, physics of horse riding related activities, and so much more. As always the ladies give their opinions on recent TikTok topics like first time moms, extension scams, and Ariana Grande on SNL. Mandy laments about an upcoming high school reunion while Brooke embraces quinceñera style.
So put on your boots and join the Smeared Mascara line dance!
Just a reminder that the language is vulgar and spicy. So pop in the AirPods and try not to listen during carpool to the elementary school.
I'm Hungry
Smeared Mascara
10/28/24 • 69 min
This episode covers so many topics that you’ll wonder if there was even an outline. Brooke tells us about a new skincare routine her nephew told her about, and Mandy wonders if her unexpected cleanse was from the E. coli food recall. You’ll hear the ladies describe vivid dreams and the beyond, the woes of bathroom remodels, and another GWAR concert.
The upcoming presidential election is totally a topic... so go vote. For real, go to the polls and vote!!
Put on your Halloween costume and enjoy this episode of Smeared Mascara.
As always there is bad language. Pop in your AirPods and enjoy the raunchy entertainment!
Post Election Let Down?
Smeared Mascara
11/24/24 • 71 min
Get ready for a super positive and inspirational episode! Just kidding, this is Smeared Mascara after all.
Brooke and Mandy are still coping with the disappointment of the presidential election. They are trying their best to spiral up but the universe is really making that challenging.
Luckily the ladies remember how fortunate they are to have access to good food, good music, and social media.
There is major Glorilla love this episode. Don’t know her? Look her up, she’s awesome. She’s the G-L-O with the G-L-E, uhhh uhhh.
So get your extensions installed before those tariffs kick in and enjoy another episode of Smeared Mascara.
As always, be mindful of your surroundings when listening to the pod. Although these ladies have burr-tiful spurrits, they have filthy mouths.
Diddy Done Did It
Smeared Mascara
03/27/24 • 49 min
Join us for your weekly dose of shit talking with Smeared Mascara. This week Brooke and Mandy discuss the latest in the Diddy drama, dirty cars and bad parking, mucho machismo.
Pop in your AirPods because the language is mature.
Remember to download and share
Give us a call at 1-925-307-6672 share your comments, thoughts, show topic suggestions
Pretty much anything you’d like to share with us.
Hate Motivates
Smeared Mascara
03/25/24 • 58 min
Let your crazy hair down like when you were a girl in the Bronx while you listen to this week's episode. Hate motivates Mandy and Brooke this week as they take a deep dive into pop culture. As always pop in those earbuds as content is explicit.
The Oscar Goes to...Brooke and Mandy
Smeared Mascara
03/19/24 • 58 min
Welcome to the red carpet! On this week’s episode, Brooke and Mandy talk about the Academy Awards, a fascinating hobby of creating and collecting Reborn dolls, and finding our Third Spaces. So put on your fancy pants and enjoy the latest episode of Smeared Mascara
Karma is a Gastrointestinal Monday!
Smeared Mascara
10/25/23 • 63 min
Brooke and Mandy ADD all over this weeks episode. Join in for another fun filled ride. As always follow, like, share, subscribe. Smeared Mascara Podcast on Instagram and TikTok.
Show more best episodes
Show more best episodes
FAQ
How many episodes does Smeared Mascara have?
Smeared Mascara currently has 54 episodes available.
What topics does Smeared Mascara cover?
The podcast is about Pop Culture, Society & Culture, Social Media, Personal Journals, Funny, Friendship, Comedy, Podcasts and Parenthood.
What is the most popular episode on Smeared Mascara?
The episode title 'Hate Motivates' is the most popular.
What is the average episode length on Smeared Mascara?
The average episode length on Smeared Mascara is 64 minutes.
How often are episodes of Smeared Mascara released?
Episodes of Smeared Mascara are typically released every 7 days, 17 hours.
When was the first episode of Smeared Mascara?
The first episode of Smeared Mascara was released on Aug 29, 2023.
Show more FAQ
Show more FAQ