Clanuary
Explicit content warning
01/09/25 • 68 min
This episode was recorded on January 6, 2025. No masks or vaccines required. Certain constitutional rights are favored while others are disregarded. Don’t tread on my wall or my trad wife.
Smeared Mascara officially rings in the new year with goals and positivity. Brooke and Mandy are working towards being authentic and confident beezies. Golden Globes fashion is discussed even though neither host watched the award show. Hooray for social media and modern journalism!
Brooke informs us about the viral sorority text from 2013 and Mandy reveals her glow-up plan for the year.
Remember that this podcast isn’t for baby ears and that vulgarities are frequently used as well as encouraged. Put your Honda Civic Si into fifth gear because Smeared Mascara is taking you for a trip!
This episode was recorded on January 6, 2025. No masks or vaccines required. Certain constitutional rights are favored while others are disregarded. Don’t tread on my wall or my trad wife.
Smeared Mascara officially rings in the new year with goals and positivity. Brooke and Mandy are working towards being authentic and confident beezies. Golden Globes fashion is discussed even though neither host watched the award show. Hooray for social media and modern journalism!
Brooke informs us about the viral sorority text from 2013 and Mandy reveals her glow-up plan for the year.
Remember that this podcast isn’t for baby ears and that vulgarities are frequently used as well as encouraged. Put your Honda Civic Si into fifth gear because Smeared Mascara is taking you for a trip!
Previous Episode
Happy New Year Wanda!
In this week’s episode, Brooke and Mandy profess their love of Caleb Hearon and their disdain of bong rips in the city.
Goals for 2025 are discussed briefly. The ADHD train quickly leaves the station and new topics are introduced like migraines, Ash Trevino, and Dave Chappell air fresheners.
Join the ladies of Smeared Mascara in saying adios to 2024!
Don’t forget to put ear muffs on the kiddies because as always, the language is inappropriate. You’re welcome.
Next Episode
Brown Flags
Some of you may have noticed that there was no new episode last week. The LA fires and everything else in the world were too much for the ladies. There was a recording and it was unhinged.
Never fear because Brooke and Mandy are back! They’re taking pop culture moments directly from TikTok and explaining their relevance to you.
Hear how Spanx and handbags are the new coping mechanisms for 2025. Can you say snatched in style?
There is major shade and cancellation being thrown at the presidential inauguration performers. Bye Carrie and the guys who sings the song from Cars!
And of course the conversation turns to gastrointestinal stories because farts are funny... most of the time. Brooke and Mandy retell the joys of colonoscopies and ponder why they get a bad rap. Make Colonoscopies Fun Again!
Don’t forget to listen with caution because the language is vulgar and nasty. It’s best to listen to Smeared Mascara after carpool and before church.
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