
I Love You Body, I Love You Titties - a Guided Experience
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09/05/22 • 15 min
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Don’t have titties!? No Worries!! Please join us in giving love to each part of our bodies!!!
In this episode, Kelly tells us about how she began speaking to her womb in hopes of easing the anxiety about having crippling period pains on the day of her wedding. She brings us through the intention and energy she sent to her womb space and how grateful she felt when her period began. And then Kendle guides us through giving love to all parts of our body with breath, words, and laughter.
We also talk about:
- The change in mindset having appreciation for the body can generate
- How we are conditioned to have severed connections to our bodies
Fun fact: if you weren’t born with a physical womb - you have an energetic one!!!
Resources:
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We acknowledge we are operating on the occupied land of the Ute, Arapahoe, and Cheyenne peoples colonized as Denver - we pay our respects to those past, present, and future. We also acknowledge this statement is not enough and are committed to giving a portion of our proceeds to the people whose land we occupy and are in the process of getting a true land reverence.
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Don’t have titties!? No Worries!! Please join us in giving love to each part of our bodies!!!
In this episode, Kelly tells us about how she began speaking to her womb in hopes of easing the anxiety about having crippling period pains on the day of her wedding. She brings us through the intention and energy she sent to her womb space and how grateful she felt when her period began. And then Kendle guides us through giving love to all parts of our body with breath, words, and laughter.
We also talk about:
- The change in mindset having appreciation for the body can generate
- How we are conditioned to have severed connections to our bodies
Fun fact: if you weren’t born with a physical womb - you have an energetic one!!!
Resources:
Find the full episode transcription here
Suicide Prevention Lifeline: call 988 to be connected with a trained professional
Crisis Text Line: text HOME to 741741 to connect with a crisis counselor
Follow us on:
TikTok:
@nooffenseand
Instagram:
@nooffenseand_podcast
@kelly.haze
@amustardshower
Email: [email protected]
Send us your feedback here
Subscribe to our email list here
We acknowledge we are operating on the occupied land of the Ute, Arapahoe, and Cheyenne peoples colonized as Denver - we pay our respects to those past, present, and future. We also acknowledge this statement is not enough and are committed to giving a portion of our proceeds to the people whose land we occupy and are in the process of getting a true land reverence.
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Anxiety & the Best Orgasm of Her Life - Kelly Got Married
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What is more stressful, the planning of your wedding or your family? Can you feel the anxiety towards the big day, when all members in the family are divorced, blended, and haven't ever been in the same room together? Add being the glue that keeps the broken pieces together, the anxiety was palpable.
In this episode, we learn how old versions of Kelly would have retreated and crumbled but she challenged herself to lead the day with love. She worked through family drama and arguments by writing appreciation letters to ease tensions. Instead of letting negative thoughts and anxiety fuel her she decided to break old habits with open communication about how she was feeling and asked for support.
We celebrate Kelly as she guides us through her magical day filled with tips on managing the lows after the euphoric high from your wedding day, wedding hacks, and manifesting a love so strong you never want to let it go.
We also talk about:
- Setting intentions to manifest one of your happiest days
- Learning the data point for love
- How sex hits different on your wedding day
- How being a wife makes Kelly feel more like a woman
- Love is communal
- The energy we are putting out into the universe with our words
Resources:
Photography: Ashley Hoehn
Find the full episode transcription here
Suicide Prevention Lifeline: call 988 to be connected with a trained professional
Crisis Text Line: text HOME to 741741 to connect with a crisis counselor
Follow us on:
TikTok:
@nooffenseand
Instagram:
@nooffenseand_podcast
@kelly.haze
@amustardshower
Email: [email protected]
Send us your feedback here
Subscribe to our email list here
We acknowledge we are operating on the occupied land of the Ute, Arapahoe, and Cheyenne peoples colonized as Denver - we pay our respects to those past, present, and future. We also acknowledge this statement is not enough and are committed to giving a portion of our proceeds to the people whose land we occupy and are in the process of getting a true land reverence.
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Regulate Guns Not Uteruses - Our Juicy Life Update
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Activation warning: this episode is largely focused on the overturning of Roe v. Wade.
It’s about time the government was saged don’t ya think!?
In this bonus episode, we speak about the peaks and oh so obvious pit of our week as we catch-up on what is happening in each other’s lives and self-love journeys. As the events of this week were jarring to say the least, we take deep breaths, dive into foster care statistics, guidelines for protest posters, social media posts, and conversations surrounding the overturning of Roe v. Wade.
We also talk about:
- What Kelly is daydreaming about
- Fear is a control mechanism
- How Kendle just wants everyone to read the freaking room
- Our low sex drives
- Kendle’s homework assignment
A portion of the proceeds from this episode will go to organizations womxn’s health / abortion care.
Resources:
Foster Care Statistics
all about love by bell hooks
Cobalt Abortion Fund
Planned Parenthood
Find the full episode transcription here
Suicide Prevention Lifeline: call 988 to be connected with a trained professional
Crisis Text Line: text HOME to 741741 to connect with a crisis counselor
Follow us on:
TikTok:
@nooffenseand
Instagram:
@nooffenseand_podcast
@kelly.haze
@amustardshower
Email: [email protected]
Send us your feedback here
Subscribe to our email list here
We acknowledge we are operating on the occupied land of the Ute, Arapahoe, and Cheyenne peoples colonized as Denver - we pay our respects to those past, present, and future. We also acknowledge this statement is not enough and are committed to giving a portion of our proceeds to the people whose land we occupy and are in the process of getting a true land reverence.
No Offense, And - I Love You Body, I Love You Titties - a Guided Experience
Transcript
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Kendle: Hey y'all. You're listening to no Offense and a loving and nourishing space created to fuel conversations around personal and collective liberation. We're Kelly Kendall, having vulnerable and intentional conversations full of humor, empathy, and of course, love.
Kelly: Honestly, these episodes are just our opinions, so take no offense and we invite you to explore yourself through our words, help grow our community by leavin
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