
Muscles and Malarkey
Mary
Welcome to Muscles and Malarkey, your go-to podcast for all things strength, fitness, and fun! I'm your host, Mary. This show is dedicated to making strength training and fitness simple, accessible, and enjoyable.
Whether you’re just starting your strength journey or looking to deepen your knowledge, Muscles and Malarkey is here to guide you through it all. From the basics of training, nutrition, and programming to in-depth explorations of intriguing fitness topics, I've got you covered. I’ll also feature interviews with individuals from various fitness backgrounds to provide diverse perspectives and insights.
Each episode is crafted to help you navigate your fitness path with confidence and clarity. These are the lessons and tips I wish I had when I began my strength training journey in 2017, and now I’m sharing them with you.
Got questions or topics you want me to cover? Reach out to me on Instagram at @MusclesandMalarkey or email us at [email protected]. Don’t forget to follow the podcast for the latest updates and join our community of fitness enthusiasts!
Get ready to lift, learn, and laugh with Muscles and Malarkey!
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Goodpods has curated a list of the 10 best Muscles and Malarkey episodes, ranked by the number of listens and likes each episode have garnered from our listeners. If you are listening to Muscles and Malarkey for the first time, there's no better place to start than with one of these standout episodes. If you are a fan of the show, vote for your favorite Muscles and Malarkey episode by adding your comments to the episode page.

Ep 7: BMI's are Bullshit
Muscles and Malarkey
09/25/24 • 13 min
Welcome back to Muscles and Malarkey! In this episode, I take a deep dive into some of the biggest fitness myths that have been circulating for years. From common misconceptions about, body mass, diet and "spot reduction", I’m setting the record straight. With real-life examples and scientific sources to back it up, I’ll walk you through the truth behind the myths and share how these misconceptions can impact your fitness journey. Whether you're a beginner or a seasoned lifter, this episode will give you a fresh perspective on some old tropes we've been lead to believe.
Tune in and let’s debunk these myths together!
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Ep 3: Fitness 101: Your Ultimate Guide to Starting Strong *Insert Bicep Emoji Here*
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07/31/24 • 22 min
Welcome back to Muscles and Malarkey!
Ready to hit the gym but don’t know where to start? In this episode, I’ve got you covered! Join me as I break down the essentials of beginning your fitness journey, from understanding the basics of the different muscle groups, finding your "why", and crafting a workout routine tailored for beginners.
I’ll go over a sample workout program designed specifically for those new to the gym. Whether you're aiming to build strength, improve endurance, or simply get moving, this easy-to-follow plan will help you ease into a consistent routine without feeling overwhelmed.
But it’s not just about the exercises—sticking with the gym can be challenging. I dive into practical tips for building a sustainable fitness habit, including how to set realistic goals, track your progress, and maintain motivation. Learn how to shift your perspective on gym routines, turning them from a daunting task into an enjoyable and rewarding part of your daily life.
Tune in for expert advice and actionable insights that will help you not only start strong but stay consistent. Plus, I share part of my personal journey of starting and falling of the wagon, and the strategies that worked for me. Whether you're a complete newbie or just looking to refresh your approach, this episode is your go-to guide for making the gym a regular part of your routine.
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Ep 2: Gym Lingo and Snoop Dogg's Favorite Pastime
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07/17/24 • 20 min
Welcome to Episode 2 of Muscles and Malarkey! I got some feedback after episode 1 and wanted to explain some things I touched on in the pilot episode. I also had a request to go over some common gym phrases as well as acronyms. This is a more educational episode for people who are very new in the gym. Is there anything that confused you when you first started working out? Let me know on insta at MusclesandMalarkey or email me at [email protected] !
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Ep 1: Muscles and Malarkey
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05/01/24 • 15 min
Hello, and welcome to Muscles and Malarkey. In this episode I will be discussing a little bit about me and my history with fitness. I also discuss the purpose of this podcast and why I am here! Fitness is a tough realm to be in. People have questions! They want to know what to do and why they're doing it. Stick around and enjoy some laid back, educational content. I'm happy to have you here.
If you like what you hear, give me a follow on instagram at MusclesandMalarkey!
If you have any questions, comments, or corrections, send an email to [email protected]!
Follow me on Instagram at MusclesandMalarkey
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Ep 6: Lifting Partners & Hot Takes: A Conversation with My Gym Bestie
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09/11/24 • 57 min
Welcome back to Muscles and Malarkey! In this episode, I sit down with my long-time lifting partner, Emily, to talk about her journey from a gym beginner to competing in Weightlifting and Powerlifting meets. We discuss how she got into fitness, her experiences at different competitions, and share some useful lifting tips along the way. Expect a few thought-provoking hot takes and a lot of honest conversation about the ups and downs of training. It’s an insightful and enjoyable chat, perfect for anyone looking to learn and be inspired.
Explicit content is swearing only, content appropriate for all ages.
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Ep 10: Holiday Survival Guide: 6 Strategies for a Joyful Season
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11/13/24 • 14 min
In the season 1 finale of Muscles and Malarkey, I'm tackling one of the most challenging yet rewarding times of the year: the holiday season. Join me as I share six effective strategies to help you stay flexible, care for yourself, and remember that every body is a good body—especially during the holidays. From managing family dynamics to guilt-free indulgences, this episode is all about making the season more enjoyable and less stressful for your mind and body. Plus, stick around for a lighthearted, funny story at the end that you won't want to miss!
Let's wrap up the season with warmth, laughter, and empowering insights to carry you into the new year.
Explicit content is swearing only, subject matter is appropriate for all ages
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Ep 9: How to Pick the Perfect Coach for You (And Avoid Red Flags!)
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10/30/24 • 33 min
In this episode of Muscles and Malarkey, I'm diving into the world of coaching to help you find your perfect match. Ever wondered if hiring a coach could take your fitness journey to the next level? I’ll start by exploring why you might need a coach, from pushing past plateaus to mastering new techniques, or staying accountable in ways you can’t on your own. But not all coaches are created equal! I’ll guide you through the green flags—qualities of a good coach who can help you reach your goals effectively and safely. And, of course, I’ll point out the red flags that signal when it’s best to steer clear. Whether you're just starting out or looking to level up, this episode is packed with tips to ensure you’re making the right choice.
Explicit material is for swearing only, material is appropriate for all ages.
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Ep 8: The Power of Strength Training as You Age
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10/09/24 • 12 min
In this episode, I dive deep into the crucial role muscle plays in aging gracefully and staying healthy. As we get older, building and maintaining muscle becomes even more important—not just for looks, but for longevity, mobility, and overall well-being. I'll break down the benefits of strength training for aging bodies, from preserving bone density to boosting metabolism and reducing the risk of injury. Plus, I'll share some personal stories about the most common issues I see in the hospital. Included is a warning of sorts to keep an open mind, showing it's never too late to start lifting. Whether you're new to the gym or a seasoned pro, this episode will give you practical tips and motivation to keep moving and stay strong, no matter your age.
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Ep 5: From Missteps to Muscle; My Early Lifting Mistakes
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08/28/24 • 38 min
Welcome back to Muscles and Malarkey!
In this episode, I dive deep into the mistakes I made when I first started lifting. Mistakes are part of the journey, but they’re also where we learn the most. I’m sharing some words of caution to help you avoid the pitfalls I fell into—like poor form and ego lifting. I also have some positive take aways and helpful tidbits sprinkled throughout the episode as well.
Remember, everyone’s journey is unique, and you’ll find your own way. But if you can dodge a few of these common mistakes, you’ll increase your longevity in the gym and hit your goals even faster!
Tune in, learn from my missteps, and keep pushing forward!
Explicit material includes swearing, subject matter is appropriate for all audiences!
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Ep 4: Fuel Your Fitness with No Nutrition Drama: Answering Your Foamy Shake Questions
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08/14/24 • 19 min
Welcome back to Muscles and Malarkey, where I'm diving into the essentials of nutrition to help you make informed choices for your fitness journey. Whether you're just starting out or looking to refine your diet, this episode is your go-to guide for understanding the basics of macronutrients and how they play a crucial role in fueling your workouts and achieving your goals.
In this episode, I’ll break down:
- Macronutrients 101: What they are, why they matter, and how they impact your performance and overall health.
- Reading Food Labels: How to decode nutritional information so you can make smarter choices at the grocery store.
- Meal Structuring: A simple and effective framework for creating balanced meals that support your fitness objectives.
Plus, I'm answering a question submitted by one of our listeners! Tune in as I address a "lifter's breakfast" and provide tailored advice to help you navigate your nutrition journey.
Forget the latest fad diets and get the facts you need to build a sustainable and effective nutrition plan. My goal is to empower you with knowledge so you can focus on reaching your goals without getting lost in confusion.
Tune in for practical advice, actionable tips, and a clear path to fueling your body right. Let’s get started on transforming your approach to nutrition and taking your fitness to the next level!
Make sure to follow me on Instagram at MusclesandMalarkey !
Have a question? Send me a message at [email protected]
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FAQ
How many episodes does Muscles and Malarkey have?
Muscles and Malarkey currently has 12 episodes available.
What topics does Muscles and Malarkey cover?
The podcast is about Health & Fitness, Nutrition, Training, Strength, Women, Fitness, Podcasts, Health, Workout and Lifting.
What is the most popular episode on Muscles and Malarkey?
The episode title 'Ep 10: Holiday Survival Guide: 6 Strategies for a Joyful Season' is the most popular.
What is the average episode length on Muscles and Malarkey?
The average episode length on Muscles and Malarkey is 25 minutes.
How often are episodes of Muscles and Malarkey released?
Episodes of Muscles and Malarkey are typically released every 14 days.
When was the first episode of Muscles and Malarkey?
The first episode of Muscles and Malarkey was released on May 1, 2024.
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