On this new season's inaugural episode of Liminal Criminals, we delve into the life of Kensington Hawthorne, better known as "The Smooth Jazz Killer." From his not-so-humble beginnings as the scion of the Hawthorne family, to his early career as a jazz-bar pianist in Manhattan, we dig into the origins of this depraved musical genius.
Well, uh, "genius" might be a bit of a strong word there.
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02/15/23 • 22 min
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Liminal Criminals: A Fake Crime Podcast - Tales of the Smooth Jazz Killer, Part 1
Transcript Summary
In the gripping and suspenseful episode titled "Tales of the Smooth Jazz Killer, Part 1," we dive into the riveting life of Kensington Hawthorne, a struggling college student who finds solace in his passion for music. As his academic and social life decline, his father's support diminishes, pushing Kensington to explore his talents as a pianist in the vibrant New York City club scene. Seeking to shock audiences, his attempts go awry, leading to unexpected bouts of violence. However, when he encounters a hired hitman, Kensington's resilience and capacity for self-defense impresses his father, who continues to support him. But as the episode unfolds, we witness a dark twist in Kensington's psyche, revealing a disturbing craving for blood and a desire to continue killing. This thrilling episode concludes with a tantalizing cliffhanger, hinting at even more shocking revelations to come. If you're intrigued by tales of suspense, music, and the intricate depths of the human mind, this episode is a must-listen.
Transcript
[intro]
December 8th, 1995. On a frostbitten winter’s night in New York City, a crowd of firefighters and onlookers gathers outside of Mezzo, a dinner theater in the heart of Manhattan. As flames billow out of the establishment’s door, the backdraft carries a singed flier past a sobbing throng of the conflagration’s few survivors. On it is printed a photo of a young smooth-jazz virtuoso whose name is still whispered by music historians across the nation: Kensington Hawthorne.
Tales of the Smooth Jazz Killer, Part 1 Top Questions Answered
Why did Kensington Hawthorne struggle in college?
Kensington Hawthorne struggled in college academically and socially.
What impact did Kensington's disappointment have on his father's financial support?
Kensington's father's financial support decreased due to his disappointment.
How did Kensington discover his talent for playing the piano?
Kensington discovered his talent for playing the piano and started performing in clubs.
Why did Kensington face negative reactions and physical confrontations from audiences?
Kensington faced negative reactions and physical confrontations from audiences because he wanted to make smooth jazz dangerous.
What happened when Kensington attempted to play nude during his performances?
Most venues refused to let Kensington perform nude due to health code concerns.
What incident occurred one night that eventually changed Kensington's life?
One night, a hired assassin attempted to kill Kensington, but he fought back and accidentally killed the assassin.
How did Kensington's father's opinion of him change after the assassin incident?
Kensington's father became satisfied with his capacity for violence and increased his financial support.
What did Kensington hint at regarding his future plans in New York and New Jersey?
Kensington hinted at a reign of terror to come in New York and New Jersey, indicating his thirst for more violence.
How did Kensington Hawthorne die?
Kensington Hawthorne died in a tragic fire at Mezzo, a dinner theater in Manhattan in 1995.
What condition limited Kensington's ability to perform the music he loved?
Kensington's music turned into smooth jazz due to a condition called Progressive Euphonic Syncopated Paramusia (PESP), or "Kenny G Syndrome."
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