NEVER Meet Your Boyfriend’s EX-Girlfriend Episode 4
07/28/22 • 42 min
Today I’m going to tell you the story of when I was viciously attacked by my ex-boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend. SO many twists and turns in this one! Prepare yourself. It’s hard to believe but I did have a life before I married Stephen. CRAZY, I know! This story will live on in my memory forever, and NOT because it was a good one. I’ll also explain to you the LAST time I ever mooned someone, and WHY. Strap in because you are not ready.
TRIGGER WARNING: It does get really dark. I’m talking about suicide, assault, and rape, so take precautions if you are sensitive to these topics.
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: lauraclery.com
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 It all started at a party, we’re talking dance clubs in your basement type of parties
-1:30 Can I give you some advice? Always approach the chihuahua, okay?
-2:44 What happens when you say, Yes to a date. Sorry Stephen, this is my past
-7:01 The ex-girlfriend wants to meet ME...they were co-parenting the chihuahua
-13:48 My sister wants to start some shit- which is RARE
-16:26 It goes DOWN!
-17:40 You ever find yourself hiding in a bathroom thinking you’re going to die? Same here.
-18:53 TRIGGER WARNING: It gets really dark from here
-21:05 He is talking her off the ledge and the police are about to arrive
-24:55 I wrote more stories like this in my first book Idiot, you can download the audio book and listen
-28:00 I discovered yoga & old ladies. Plus I started my mooning phase, sorry-not-sorry.
-31:40 I was trying to escape my reality by literally running away...to Tijuana, Mexico
-34:33 One day at a time, keep coming back & JUST keep quitting
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Today I’m going to tell you the story of when I was viciously attacked by my ex-boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend. SO many twists and turns in this one! Prepare yourself. It’s hard to believe but I did have a life before I married Stephen. CRAZY, I know! This story will live on in my memory forever, and NOT because it was a good one. I’ll also explain to you the LAST time I ever mooned someone, and WHY. Strap in because you are not ready.
TRIGGER WARNING: It does get really dark. I’m talking about suicide, assault, and rape, so take precautions if you are sensitive to these topics.
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: lauraclery.com
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 It all started at a party, we’re talking dance clubs in your basement type of parties
-1:30 Can I give you some advice? Always approach the chihuahua, okay?
-2:44 What happens when you say, Yes to a date. Sorry Stephen, this is my past
-7:01 The ex-girlfriend wants to meet ME...they were co-parenting the chihuahua
-13:48 My sister wants to start some shit- which is RARE
-16:26 It goes DOWN!
-17:40 You ever find yourself hiding in a bathroom thinking you’re going to die? Same here.
-18:53 TRIGGER WARNING: It gets really dark from here
-21:05 He is talking her off the ledge and the police are about to arrive
-24:55 I wrote more stories like this in my first book Idiot, you can download the audio book and listen
-28:00 I discovered yoga & old ladies. Plus I started my mooning phase, sorry-not-sorry.
-31:40 I was trying to escape my reality by literally running away...to Tijuana, Mexico
-34:33 One day at a time, keep coming back & JUST keep quitting
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Previous Episode
PROGRESS Not Perfection, Potty Training & REAL Life Talk Episode 3
Yippee, you woke up today! Let's celebrate that! Gratitude is EVERYTHING. Gratitude for what you have, what you want, what you definitely will get! And even gratitude for piss. All over my house. Did I mention today is day 3 of potty training? WE GOT THIS PEOPLE! It’s important to focus on the progress, not just the outcomes. Life isn't always easy. Especially when the supreme court is trying to screw us over! Anyway I get REAL about my life story and I hope it helps you feel less alone....
TRIGGER WARNING: Being young is hard and I’m discussing statutory rape, emotional abuse, and the abortion I got when I was 15. My body, my choice.
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: lauraclery.com
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 Welcome to Idiot!
-00:11 Meditation time, don’t worry it’s just one minute long
-1:20 Five things you’re grateful for, GO!
-4:20 ONE small thing you want to manifest, visualize it
-7:00 It’s our JOB to share our gifts with the world
-8:00 repeat after me: I DESERVE IT
-9:00 I want a son who’s potty trained & I read Oh Crap potty training method
-11:21 Day 3 of being naked and Pissed on ALL DAY
-15:35 The dark chocolate reward system because...PEEPEE ON THE POTTY IS A BIG DEAL!
-17:11 Did I mention we have a CHILDREN’S SHOW CALLED PAMMY’S WORLD!! I still can’t believe it
-18:17 I cut my hair off so I could Mom Better
-18:43 Saying yes to wayyyy too many things = D.A.R.E to “Just Say No”
-20:47 Idiot = I went from being a broke suicidal drug addict to living a happy, sober, successful life beyond my wildest dreams
-21:24 Idiots = All the stories I was too afraid to tell in my first book
-21:45 I cannot BELIEVE we’re going backwards
-24:29 I played a pregnant virgin mary while ACTUALLY pregnant at 15
-26:03 It doesn’t matter WHY I decided to get an abortion, it’s my RIGHT
-28:55 Amazing, Amazing Nicole <3
-30:11 You kinda have to laugh...
-33:20 My mom was nothing but compassionate & understanding
-34:54 I hope my story can make someone feel less alone
-35:24 Back to the kiddos, I love you all so much
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Next Episode
The Ultimate Millennial Mom Dilemma Episode 5
It's my birthday. I’m 36 now and DONE with ignoring my instincts! It's time to cut to the real issues. I’m worried about my children’s digital footprint! With a life that revolves around sharing my world online, I’ve had to figure out boundaries for myself, but more importantly for MY KIDS. There's no easy answer but Stephen and I have decided to take the posting of our kids WAY down. When you know better, you do better, right!? If I can share anything with you, please just make sure to TRUST YOUR GUT and don't be afraid to make the HARD choices! Ok??
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: lauraclery.com
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 Hello hello hello!
-1:30 I’m not a birthday person
-7:24 Traveling on my own, no kids & no Stephen for the FIRST time!
-10:50 Call the people you love & tell them. Plus, always trust your gut
-11:30 To post or not to post the kids...
-17:29 Not EVERYTHING needs to be shared online
-18:20 Mindfully posting our family
-22:00 How can we be more thoughtful & caring online?
-27:30 “You only get 5 years! And then they’re not little anymore” (or whatever that viral TikTok audio says)
-28:53 What do YOU think about all of this?
-30:40 Wish me luck AND 5 things you’re grateful for
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