Deep in the Impotence [Andrei Chikatilo Drunk Dive - Part 1]

05/15/21 • 50 min

This week, pop the bubbly! Jess and Marci are ending this podcast on a limp-dick note by doing one final drunk dive into the most infamous, impotent serial killer in true crime, Andrei Chikatilo. Try not to think of Robert Pattinson's splooge-face as we start off with Ukraine's version of Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Sit back, pour a glass, you might be the smartest idiot in the village, but you are still just cult-candy.

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Pray the Cray Away

This week, the meds are gone and the bitches are out in the horrific case of Dena Schlosser. All this case proves is that husbands are dumb and Jesus may be a wine witch but he ain't any doctor. Sit back, pour a glass, and yeah... You're in a cult, call your doctor.

It's important to call your doctor as soon as possible if the signs and symptoms of depression have any of these features:

Don't fade after two weeks

Are getting worse

Make it hard for you to care for your baby

Make it hard to complete everyday tasks

Include thoughts of harming yourself or your baby

If you have suicidal thoughts

If at any point you have thoughts of harming yourself or your baby, immediately seek help from your partner or loved ones in taking care of your baby and call 911 or your local emergency assistance number to get help.

Also consider these options if you're having suicidal thoughts:

Seek help from your primary care provider or other health care professional.

Call a mental health professional.

Call a suicide hotline. In the U.S., call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 1-800-273-TALK (1-800-273-8255) or use their webchat on suicidepreventionlifeline.org/chat.

Reach out to a close friend or loved one.

Contact a minister, spiritual leader or someone else in your faith community... Unless you're in a cult.

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Is this Mastitis Milk?! [Drunk Dive Andrei Chikatilo - Part 2]

This week, gird your loins and eye your children's teachers suspiciously because we continue on with part 2 of our drunk dive with the Soviet Union Tommy Boy, Andrei Chikatilo. This serial killer's spree is riddled with pan-pedophilia, but there are no Daddy-issues here, just Commie-issues. Sit back, pour a glass, and salt-bae that semen into your vajay because you're just mastitis milk.