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How Am I Still Alive?!

How Am I Still Alive?!

Jess and Marci

How Am I Still Alive?! is a True Crime and Comedy podcast hosted by Marci and Jess, two cynical cat moms with an inappropriate thirst for murder and all things crime. In each episode, the girls deep dive into some of the most grisly of murders and most ghastly of crimes. Their sense of humor is the only thing keeping them from crumbling to the overwhelming dread and horror of these cases. The reality of these crimes and the possiblity that it can happen to any one at any time leaves us constantly asking ourselves, HOW AM I STILL ALIVE?!Tune in every Saturday to satisfy your sick urge for heinous crimes and fluffy kitties.
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How Am I Still Alive?! - A Slug Vomiting [Drunk Dive Andrei Chikatilo - Part 3]
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05/29/21 • 66 min

This week, Marci is tired so it's gonna get to a weird place in the continuation of our drunk dive into the infamous Russian serial-killer, Andrei Chikatilo.  We take a reverse walk of shame into his slug-vomiting flaccid dick and heinous murders that will end up being knowledge at lives with you for the rest of your life. Sit back, pour a glass, and protect your holes on public transport because it is almost always a penis!

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How Am I Still Alive?! - They Could've Been Batman!

They Could've Been Batman!

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07/04/20 • 54 min

This week, Jess covers the epitome of wasted potential that is NOT Marci with the equally stupid and equally guilty, Leopold and Loeb. Marci gets extra Murder-y this week, dishing out mistake demerits as Jess' spirit breaks. Sit back, pour a glass, and if you can't get away with murder, stop trying to be Supermen and Be Batman!!!!

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How Am I Still Alive?! - This Episode is Brought to You By Distractions
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01/09/21 • 40 min

Oops, this week, Jess did it again and adopted a convenient store parkimg lot drug deal kitten and Marci fumes over the unsolved murder of Jeannette Depalma.  This case looks like Satan stuff and someone picked up some bad acid. Sit back, pour a glass, and get a witch but we do not condone underage drinking for kittens. 

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How Am I Still Alive?! - Let's See Jesus Save You Now

Let's See Jesus Save You Now

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06/20/20 • 76 min

This week, Jess covers one of the most heinous murders, not THE MOST which at the Candyman Level, of Houston Texas with the case of Karla Faye Tucker.  Jess makes a vulgar desertion of feminism while Marci skips the "Jewish" section of the Bible. Sit back, pour a glass, and Bitch! You Illegitimate!!!

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How Am I Still Alive?! - That is Disconcerting AF

That is Disconcerting AF

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06/13/20 • 49 min

This week, the girls open up a funeral parlor specializing with crafting with corpses with the mysterious case of the Katarzyna Zowada body-suit. Jess gets all Silence of the Lambsies up in here with her shitty Polish pronounciation while Marci survives on sheer dumb-luck. Sit back, pour a glass, and I love you Nicholas Cray.

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This week, we are double popping because the girls are back recording in the SAME ROOM!!! Marci celebrates with bringing us one of her drunk dives in the infamous serial killing spree of Richard Ramirez. His childhood is just a recipe for serial killer tendencies enough to make you tipsy with terror. Sit back, get a glass, and grab yourself a cool rifle from the fridge.

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How Am I Still Alive?! - Putting A Damper on My Death Day

Putting A Damper on My Death Day

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08/22/20 • 58 min

This week, Marci takes a twist and goes PRE-Victorian on her poisonous rampage with teh case of Elizabeth Fenning. Jess gets Polish-chick-from-Chicago vibes as this case delivers one of the most controversal trials of the early 1800s that is enough to rile up Charles Dickens. Marci confirms that diarrhea can come from many sources, not just your household arsenic stash. Sit back, pour a glass, and be all the extra you want because no one can put a damper on your Death-Day!

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How Am I Still Alive?! - Red Flags and Fragile Buttholes (John Edward Robinson - Part 1)
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11/16/19 • 60 min

Brace yourselves, this week, Jess kicks off a 3 part series on the Internet's first (known) serial killer, John Edward Robinson while Marci mentally recuperates. This case has everything from forgery/fraud/missing persons/murder/kidnapping and other horrible crimes that make Marci's nostrils flare wih rage. Sit back, pour a glass of wine, and don't piss in public because this shit will escalate.

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How Am I Still Alive?! - Death to Polygraphs

Death to Polygraphs

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04/13/19 • 56 min

This week, Marci pulls out the infamous case of the Keddi Murders. If you had any inclination that polygraph tests are the product of shit science then this case is the crowning example. Marci and Jess deep dive into the case and continuously stew over the details in the investigation so be ready for a rager. 

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How Am I Still Alive?! - Deep in the Impotence [Andrei Chikatilo Drunk Dive - Part 1]
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05/15/21 • 50 min

This week, pop the bubbly! Jess and Marci are ending this podcast on a limp-dick note by doing one final drunk dive into the most infamous, impotent serial killer in true crime, Andrei Chikatilo.  Try not to think of Robert Pattinson's splooge-face as we start off with Ukraine's version of Diary of a Wimpy Kid.  Sit back, pour a glass, you might be the smartest idiot in the village, but you are still just cult-candy.

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