"Memorial Day? More like Scrape Boils All Day, Am I rite?" - Job

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05/26/24 • 51 min

Hey there gang! We're getting into the good parts of the story of Job. You know, the part where he starts scraping his skin off with a piece of old pottery his wife threw at him when she was telling him to curse god, and die. It's pretty much his prized possession at this point. Like that part in The Jerk, where Steve Martin just starts grabbing trash, and saying, "it's just me and this broken piece of leprosy covered pottery my wife threw at me, and this thermos." We do a play, and both use every accent we're capable of in just a matter of minutes. Won't you join us, friend?

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God Damns Job like a Mother Fucker

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It's our 50th episode, and we want to wish a Happy Mother's Day to all who celebrate! Speaking of mom's, everyone knows the only way to truly know if a person is loyal to you is to completely eradicate of all forms of happiness that they have experienced. You're going to want them sitting in a pile of ash, and screaming their lamentations out loud while also scraping their skin off with pottery. Only then can you be sure that you've got real friends. God sure did a lot of boneheaded stuff for a supernatural entity that supposedly knows everything, and has no limitations. Whoopsie Daisy. Won't you join us, friend?

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Take This Job, and Shove It!

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'Cause we ain't working here no more. By "working" we mean talking about; and by "here" of course we're referring to the Book of Job! This pile of reasons to worship god is flimsier than the competitors brand on a paper towel commercial. Job gets "comforted" by some of the worst chuckleheads on earth, and above. Tune in to hear the exciting conclusion of our series on Job: Curse God & Die which includes not one, but two exciting monologues performed simultaneously by increasingly louder voices as we shout over one another to be heard. Won't you join us, friends?