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Our favorite wife sits in with us for spooky season, and doesn't disappoint with the zingers. We talk about rolling down a hill in a barrel filled with glass, burning half to death before they chop your head off, and plenty more spooky ways to die. 101 Diocletians & Cruella ways to die. Won't you join us, friend?

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Paul uses his divining rod to find how best to achieve divination on one's rod. We cut straight to the point as Paul jumps from circumcision to castration in a single verse. Give some people an inch, and they take a mile. These beliefs just won't cut it in today's world. As we briskly head into foreshadowed (& fore-skinned) territory, won't you join us friends?

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Hey there Heathens, hope you've got your sweet teeth on because we're about to sink ours into some of Paul's sweetest treats for Christian Men! Fellas, have you ever been practicing your faith, minding your own business when all the jibber jabber from the fairer sex makes you lose your concentration on the teachings of brainwashery? Look no further than the writings of Paul. He's got all the best comebacks and disses for you to talk shit with bible verse references. Or you could not hide behind the words of a woman hating epileptic. Won't you join us, friends?

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In the Season 4 Premiere of Heretics' Social Club, we wish a Happy St. Patrick's Day to all who celebrate the colonial erasure of the indigenous Irish druids who once inhabited the Emerald Isle. Yet another "Hallmark Holiday" created by the folks who want Earth devoid of any cultural ceremony that doesn't celebrate the imaginary friendship between humanity and White Jesus. After that, someone pinch me, because either I'm dreaming, or we're finally gonna dip our toes into the technicolor dreampool. Don't be fooled by the coat that he's got, he's still, he's still Joey from the block aka rat snitch Joseph D with the fruity rainbow jacket? Yeah, fuuuuck that guy, and all eleven of his brothers too. Boooommm. Won't you join us, friends?

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Season 5 is Alive! After three weeks in the grave, We Is Risen! As you know, one of our favorite parts of breaking down Bible stories is when you get to see glimpses of the humanity expressed by God's chosen ones. So we thought, what if we brought our same calloused irreverent views on the Bible over to the Koran. Would it be well received? Would we be hunted down like filthy dogs? Well, seeing as there is an entire section of the holy book dedicated to not hanging around after a dinner party that reads very similar to the line, "Do you have to? Do you have to? Do you have to let it linger?" it implies that The Cranberries were probably also prophets of the one true god just like Muhammad, and that's just the tip of the Islamberg. Please don't behead us. Won't you join us, friends?