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Welcome back to another episode of Google Trendcast, where we break down the latest news with a sprinkle of snark and a dash of millennial flair. Today, we're diving into the not-so-sleepy world of Joe Biden's CPAP adventures and exploring the dark corners of our diet sodas with everyone's favorite sweetener, aspartame. Strap in, it's about to get trendier than a vintage typewriter in a co-working space.

First things first, let's talk about President Joe Biden and his not-so-secret weapon for a good night's sleep. Rumor has it, the man himself is rocking a CPAP machine. We're not saying the leader of the free world has a bedtime routine, but if he did, it would probably involve a glass of warm milk and some soothing ocean sounds. We're just here to say: Joe, we feel you, bro.

We'll also discuss how aspartame snuck into our lives, infiltrating our fridges and infiltrating our health. Is it time to ditch the diet sodas and embrace a life without questionable chemicals? We'll give you the lowdown on what the corporations don't want you to know, man.

Tune in for all this and more on the Google Trendcast podcast, where we're as woke as a caffeinated owl and ready to spill the tea on the trends you didn't know you needed. Stay trendy, stay woke! ✌️ #TrendTalks #CPAPChronicles #AspartameGate