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Welcome back to the wacky world we call reality, folks! On today's episode, we dive headfirst into the absurdity of students giving teachers the boot, space geeks losing their minds over the James Webb telescope, and the intergalactic phenomenon of alien grandparents ditching their seniors on our good ol' Earth.

👩‍🏫 Segment 1: "Snowflakes on the Rise" In a world where students wield the power of pink slips, we explore the mind-boggling trend of teachers getting the boot from the most 'snowflake-sensitive' pupils. Forget apples; apparently, these kids prefer their teachers with a side of political correctness. Will our educators survive the icy storm of hypersensitivity? Tune in to find out!

🔭 Segment 2: "James Webb: Not Your Grandma's Telescope" Buckle up, stargazers! The James Webb telescope is here, and it's dropping images that have people trading in their telescopes for therapy sessions. From nebulas to distant galaxies, the universe is putting on a show, and Earthlings can't handle the cosmic drama. Spoiler alert: space is big, and it's kind of freaking us out.

👽 Segment 3: "Senior Citizen Drop-Off" Breaking interstellar news: alien grandparents are officially over retirement homes! Tune in as we unravel the extraterrestrial conspiracy of older aliens dumping their senior citizens on Earth. Are these alien elders looking for some earthly bingo action, or is it just a convenient way for them to avoid alien Medicare? We investigate the cosmic retirement plan that's out of this world.

So, grab your space goggles, buckle up your safe space, and join us on this cosmic rollercoaster of laughter and lunacy. Because in a world gone mad, sometimes the only sane thing to do is laugh

Maximum Effort Marketing Story. Extra conversations between Rob, Dennis and Heath.

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Imagine this: You're Florida Man (or Woman), and you're sitting on the winning ticket for the $1.5 billion Mega Millions lottery.The excitement is real, but here's the million-dollar question (or should we say billion-dollar question).

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We know how we're spending it, but how are YOU spending the cash?

This week, D and Rob discuss the Grimace Shake, a frankly disgusting looking berry-flavored shake from McDonald's to celebrate Grimace's 52nd birthday.