Episode 7: Wherever We Go, We Bring Monkey With Us

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07/01/22 • 23 min

Florida Man was a major league monkey merchant. Florida Woman slung a synthetic serpent at a snooping spook. Florida Man’s NFT was DOA; now he’s SOL. And, Florida Man can’t tell the difference between a breaking bottle and a gunshot. Good thing he's a deputy! Plus Florida Man Trivia, and much, much more! Listen in...

Host: Joel Lounds in Bonita Springs, FL

Executive Producer: Jaime (“Jemmy”) Legagneur, Chief Enthusiasm Officer

Link: Florida Man Breaks Beer Bottle Over His Head, Gets Shot By Deputy Who Thought Sound Was Gunshot, from Tampa Bay Times

Link: Florida Man Grabs Wife's Car To Chase Carjackers: 'I Don't Want To Lose Them', from Fox News

Link: Tampa Man Charged With Using Hotel Points From 7 Others For Free Stay, from WFLA Tampa

Link: Seller Of Monkey To Chris Brown Sentenced To Probation, from NBC Miami

Link: Naples Man Shot In The Butt By His Own Wife, Says He Still Loves Her, from NBC 2

Link: Florida Man Indicted In Pittsburgh In 'Grandparent Scam', from Pittsburgh Post Gazette

Link: Slippery Florida Woman Throws Fake Snake To Avoid Arrest, Police Say, from NY Post

Link: Deputies: Florida Man Crashes His Car Into Deltona Home, Then Lies About Car Being Stolen, from Fox 35 Orlando

Link: Florida Man Horrified When NFTs He Bought Because Floyd Mayweather Told Him to Crater in Value, from Futurism

Link: Florida Rapper Arrested In Miami Jet Ski Chase, from WFLA Tampa

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Host: Joel Lounds in Bonita Springs, FL

Executive Producer: Jaime (“Jemmy”) Legagneur, Chief Enthusiasm Officer

Link: Florida Man Breaks Beer Bottle Over His Head, Gets Shot By Deputy Who Thought Sound Was Gunshot, from Tampa Bay Times

Link: Florida Man Grabs Wife's Car To Chase Carjackers: 'I Don't Want To Lose Them', from Fox News

Link: Tampa Man Charged With Using Hotel Points From 7 Others For Free Stay, from WFLA Tampa

Link: Seller Of Monkey To Chris Brown Sentenced To Probation, from NBC Miami

Link: Naples Man Shot In The Butt By His Own Wife, Says He Still Loves Her, from NBC 2

Link: Florida Man Indicted In Pittsburgh In 'Grandparent Scam', from Pittsburgh Post Gazette

Link: Slippery Florida Woman Throws Fake Snake To Avoid Arrest, Police Say, from NY Post

Link: Deputies: Florida Man Crashes His Car Into Deltona Home, Then Lies About Car Being Stolen, from Fox 35 Orlando

Link: Florida Man Horrified When NFTs He Bought Because Floyd Mayweather Told Him to Crater in Value, from Futurism

Link: Florida Rapper Arrested In Miami Jet Ski Chase, from WFLA Tampa

Visit the Florida Man News Website: FloridaManNewsPodcast.com

Follow Joel on Social Media: Twitter | Instagram

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Episode 6: It's Gettin' Hot In Herre, So Take off All Your Clothes

Florida Man stabs a student over a stolen strudel. Florida Woman fails the wardrobe section of the bar exam. Florida Man gets galled at a golf game and punches his partner's pate. And, Florida Man takes a poop on his neighbor’s stoop. Plus, Florida Man Trivia and much, much more!

Host: Joel Lounds in Bonita Springs, FL

Executive Producer: Jaime (“Jemmy”) Legagneur, Chief Enthusiasm Officer

Link: Florida Man Bitten By Seven-Foot Alligator in Middle of the Night, from Newsweek

Link: Florida Proud Boys Leader Charged With Seditious Conspiracy In Capitol Riot, from Click Orlando

Link: Florida Man, 77, Punches Friend, 84, In The Face During Round Of Golf At The Villages, from Golfweek

Link: 'Don't make me use this': Florida man stabbed in fight over breakfast treat, cops say, from Miami Herald

Link: Retiree In Speedo Exposed Self On Beach, from The Smoking Gun

Link: Busted In The Buff: Naked Florida Man Found In Bathtub After Break-In, from CBS News

Link: Naked Florida Man Caught On Camera Defecating On Neighbor's Porch, Deputies Say, from Fox 13 News

Link: Naked Lawyer Busted For Bar Antics, from The Smoking Gun

Link: Florida Man Asks Police For Ride Home With Drugs In Pockets, from WAVY.com

Link: Florida Man Watches Spider-Man: No Way Home 292 Times to Reclaim Guinness World Record, from IGN Africa

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Episode 8: If It Runs Like a Deer, Man Her Eyes Light Up

Florida Man gets busted trying a unique ride home--or maybe it wasn't so unique. Florida Woman showers her sleeping husband with golden grossness. Florida Man slaps a 7-Eleven store staffer with a sticky slurpee. And, Florida Man molests the toilets to protest his arrest. Plus Florida Man Trivia, and much, much more! Listen in...

Host: Joel Lounds in Bonita Springs, FL

Executive Producer: Jaime (“Jemmy”) Legagneur, Chief Enthusiasm Officer

Link: Florida Woman Busted For Nautical Nastiness, from The Smoking Gun

Link: Florida Man Jailed After Allegedly Dousing 7-Eleven Employee With Slurpee During Price Dispute, from Newsweek

Link: Florida Man Accused Of Breaking Into Ex-Roommate's Apartment, Attacking Her With Sack Of Potatoes, from 10 Tampa Bay WTSP

Link: FBI Now Investigating Florida Man Accused Of Making Bombs, from Click Orlando

Link: Florida Woman Screams Celebrity Names During Arrest, Marijuana Candies Found In Car, from NBC 2

Link: 'Just Take Me To Jail': Florida Man Charged With DUI After Riding Lawnmower On Highway, from CTV News

Link: Holmes Beach Man's DUI Arrest Is His Sixth, But First One On A Lawn Mower, from Fox 13 News

Link: Florida Man Floods Jail Cell By Repeatedly Flushing Toilet, from Click Orlando

Link: Florida Bicyclist Injured In Crash With Iguana, from Click Orlando

Link: Florida Toddler Gets Head Stuck In Toilet Seat, Dad Saves the Day With Saw, from Mandatory