Dude, Did You Hear?

Do you like science fiction? Well, get ready for science FACT! In this LITE episode, Dave takes Andy through several realities that sound dreamed up by Issac Asimov or Philip K Dick.

Maybe it’s true, Maybe it's mostly true, or maybe, just maybe- it's Maybelline.

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We’re drinking Michelob (Age of) Ultra. Fun beer fact: Australia used to measure the length of drives in beers. Kind of like the Kessel Run and parsecs. Put that in your YT-1300 freighter and smoke it.

Quickdraws include jamboys, drunk goldfish, a woman who was frozen solid for 6 hours and lived, a new position at NASA to defend Earth from Space Invaders, and speaking of defenses- Christopher Columbus making the moon disappear.

Fact or fiction? Robots that survive by consuming biological material (aka, potentially humans), cryo or hypersleep, space stations equipped with lasers that can destroy things, and the resurrection of extinct species.

Spoiler alert: THEY’RE ALL FACT. Join us to hear Dave blow our minds.

TOP 5! The dudes countdown their Top 5 sci-fi movies of all time. If you know Dave and Andy, you know that this was a very difficult feat.

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In episode 11, Dave and Andy get a little toasty. This is what happens in a world where Kenny G is terrorizing the skies, mysterious radio signals blast out with unknown purpose and origin, people don't realize they've been shot for 5 years and an Australian man tries lassoing a shark while expecting to not have his leg bitten off. Or maybe it was the insanely strong beer...

Let’s hope this one goes better than a luxury island music festival for rich Instagram kids planned by Ja Rule and a 21 year old! We can’t imagine how that could possibly go south.

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We’re celebrating our 11th episode with an 11th Anniversary Imperial IPA from Port Brewing. It was also 11% ABV. So obviously, the night ended with a walk to get a large fast food burger.

Quikdraws include a B- for the American flag, Ouija board trademarks, the privilege of being James Bond, an eagle attack during an air race, a new record for fastest perfect game bowling, North Korean spy techniques and Stalin’s past terrorizing the world as an aspiring poet.

Fyre Festival was supposed a luxury music festival but turned into an Instagrammable version of Lord of the Flies. Dave and Andy feel bad for the festival goers. Oh wait... they don’t. They laugh at their plight.

Dave brings back the mysteries by exposing an unexplainable Russian radio frequency called UVB 76 (seriously, check it out) that’s been broadcasting since 1973. Whether it’s studying the ionosphere or communicating with spies, it’s creepy.

There was more abuse in the skies on an airline. And this time it was a surprise concert from Kenny G that no one asked for. The gyrations, make them stop!

A guy tried to lasso a shark in Australia. You can probably guess how this ended.

A Polish man forgot that he got shot in the head for 5 years until they found the bullet. STILL IN HIS HEAD.

Patron saint of DDYH, Sir Patrick Stewart, is championing medical marijuana in England.

Andy recommends Kubo and the Two Strings. It’s all stop-motion animation and it will BLOW YOUR MIND. Stream it on Netflix.

Dave and Andy both recommend Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2. Come for the laughs, stay for the feels.Then go see it again to support big budget movies written and directed by less than four people.

Dave reveals the origin of the term “turn.”

Andy recommends Silicon Valley on HBO. It’s the funniest show currently airing on any network anywhere.

Dave recommends the book, The Gift of Fear. Because we all need to be reminded that fear is actually not a bad thing.

Andy and Dave don’t recommend reading Stephen King's SF Fantasy schlock series the Dark Tower just to try to finish them before the movie comes out in July. You won’t make it. Trust us. Dave's going on a year slogging through them.

Dave doesn’t recommend sending a floppy disc to the police if you want to be anonymous and not arrested. Stupid serial killers. Metadata for the win.

Andy doesn’t recommend the Espresso Buzz Bagel from Einstein’s Bagel Bros. Let’s stick to drinking caffeine, you fiends.

Dave has another “would you rather” for Andy. Spoiler alert, it involves eau de toilette de poo.

Feeling like going the extra mile?

In episode ten, Dave and Andy are really feeling it. Maybe it’s because they drank the strongest coffee in the world and then recorded this. Or maybe it’s because they found a meth-addicted python and a shrimp that kills fish with sound. Or the fact that Pepsi used to have one of the strongest navies in the world. Or possibly it’s the crazy loophole that bars are exploiting in India...

But it’s definitely not because of the Unicorn Frappuccino from Starbucks! Join us won’t you?

DAVE FORGOT THE BEER!!! Just kidding. We’re drinking the Shelby Cobra (Commander) Lager from Absolution Brewing and The Looker from Duckfoot Brewery.

The Nigerian prince’s $43 million were found. Too bad no one replied to his email cries for help.

Dave shares the crowdfunded origin for the Space Shuttle names, the origin of neckties and the incredible fact that dogs poop facing a certain direction.

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A python made the journey from innocent reptile, to cold-blooded meth addict and back.

Bars in India need to be 500m from the street. So the bars found a loophole in the law and made a maze to get to the front door. It’s unknown how many drunk people are still lost in those mazes.

There’s a new species of shrimp that kills fish with sound. Kind of like how Nikki Minaj kills humans with sound. Wait...

An 8 year old drove his 4 year old sister to McDonald’s. THANKS YOUTUBE!

A professional tennis match was interrupted by loud sex noises. Some serious foul ball play was happening.

Pepsi once had the most powerful navy in the world. Yes, the soda company. We’re nyet kidding.

The show Rick and Morty causes a packet of McDonald’s Sechuan sauce from the 1990s to sell for $15,000. GOTTA HAVE THAT MULAN MCNUGGEET SAUCE, MORTY!

Andy recommends Better Call Saul – probably the best example of a spinoff done well.

Dave recommends Fargo. Any of it, all of it. Dontcha know?

Andy recommends the World’s Strongest Coffee – Black Insomnia. Because sleeping is cheating.

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Andy reminds Cosmopolitan that they probably shouldn’t profile cancer patients as a weightloss piece.

Andy doesn’t recommend the unicorn frappaccinno because it is a god awful abomination of a coffee drink that should be killed with fire. KILL IT WITH FIRE!!

Dave exposes Andy to a “Would you rather...” that could get a little stinky.

In this mini-episode, Andy explores the epic origin story (that is in no way affiliated with The Marvel Universe or its trademarked subsidiaries) of Salt and Pepper and the guys hammer out a secret agent film fight. This time, we got help from the streets!

Dave discovered your iPhone recognizes whether your thumb is attached to a live person. Don't worry, he didn't test it himself. So if you die, don’t worry about people being able to unlock all your terrible selfies. You have more important things to worry about.

How did we end up with salt and pepper on every table? Chief Inspector Andy investigates this mystery. Spoiler Alert: He solves the case... and just in time, too!

We cracked open the Who You Callin’ Wussie Pilsner in honor of Louis XIV, who is a “grade A” wussie. Grow a pair, Louis... never mind, you're dead.

Andy also shoots down some food myths with REAL RAPID FIRE ACTION! Take that, Messerschmitt... err, Croissants!

FILM FIGHT! It’s a battle just recently declassified. Or one that James Bond loudly announced in a hotel lobby somewhere. Jason Bourne vs. James Bond (or was it James Bourne...)

Dave takes to the street to get the people’s answer to this question. Yes! Real people, not just phonies like Dave and Andy!

Don't get FOMO! See you next week for another episode of Dude, Did You Hear!

Dave and Andy are stuck in quarantine-o waiting for Sir Patrick to return from a 6 month long trip to Costco. They’re so hungry and all the Hot Pockets are gone. It’s a good thing that they love sitting on their Charmin-cleaned butts, imbibing beer, and binge-watching movies and shows. Oh! And finding hilarious and random stories to fill the slow hours of your quarantine.

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Andy is drinking Sun Grown Craft Lager from Sycamore Brewing and Dave is drinking a Sculpin IPA from Ballast Point Brewery.

Today’s quickdraws include a secret Japanese plot to release the black plague, Amazon Echo baby names, deaf people sneezes and... wait... what’s that? Are those bagpipes? You know what that means!

Dave shares the true meaning of “quarantine.” Get your Italian hands and Starbucks orders ready! Qu(entin T)arantino goes on Quarantino... WAIT... WHAT?!

Andy brings to us a comedy of errors, stupidity, laziness and murder plots. But enough about China and Coronavirus...

Do you find yourself spending an inordinate amount of time at home lately? Do you sit on the couch and wonder “what should I watch next”? Well, don’t worry dear listener, Dave and Andy are here for you. We have our Top 10 movies of Covid-19. I MEAN 2019!

There are surprises. Snubs. Hot takes. Virtue-signals. Now, queue the dudes shamelessly stealing Mr. Plinkett... we mean, Buffalo Bill, we mean... oh crap, just play the song and a slide whistle...

It's time we talked about what really matters!