Friends, Fellows, Felons, and Floridians

05/23/20 • 42 min

Dave and Andy feeling super lazy in the studio. But danger lurks around the corner... danger like stories too hilarious for your brain and facts too amazing to fathom. Michael Jackson is Spider-Man! The sun and the moon are the same size! Baths are manly?! Dave wants to take his pants off at the Convention Center?!

Nothing computes anymore. What were we talking about? Oh right...

Dude, did you hear?

Andy is drinking a Kinroo Blue White Ale and Dave is drinking a Hop Cloud Hazy IPA from Hess Brewing. The can also looks alarmingly like Andy.

Quickdraws include answers to your burning sun and moon questions, a mindblowing Spiderman fact (HEE HEE), the reason you see so many Florida stories in the news, and a fact that will make all you technology haters get extra triggered.

A man robbed a Burger King. The police arrested him. He was found guilty. Then they forgot to put him in prison. Not joking. Dave breaks down how this wild story happened.

Breaking news from Florida! The largest pound-for-pound poop has been had. Get your Ian Malcolm Jurassic Park memes ready.

Andy’s recommendation is controversial. DON’T JUDGE HIM. There is science to back him up.

Dave’s recommendation is an excellent kids show on Netflix. HELLO NINJA!!! (yes... hello...)

Andy has a revealing shower thought...

Dave has a quote to make you ponder how you respond to trials...

Nothing computes anymore. What were we talking about? Oh right...

Dude, did you hear?

Andy is drinking a Kinroo Blue White Ale and Dave is drinking a Hop Cloud Hazy IPA from Hess Brewing. The can also looks alarmingly like Andy.

A man robbed a Burger King. The police arrested him. He was found guilty. Then they forgot to put him in prison. Not joking. Dave breaks down how this wild story happened.

Breaking news from Florida! The largest pound-for-pound poop has been had. Get your Ian Malcolm Jurassic Park memes ready.

Andy’s recommendation is controversial. DON’T JUDGE HIM. There is science to back him up.

Dave’s recommendation is an excellent kids show on Netflix. HELLO NINJA!!! (yes... hello...)

Andy has a revealing shower thought...

Dave has a quote to make you ponder how you respond to trials...

Previous Episode

Trapped in Quarantino: Top 10 Movies of COVID19

Dave and Andy are stuck in quarantine-o waiting for Sir Patrick to return from a 6 month long trip to Costco. They’re so hungry and all the Hot Pockets are gone. It’s a good thing that they love sitting on their Charmin-cleaned butts, imbibing beer, and binge-watching movies and shows. Oh! And finding hilarious and random stories to fill the slow hours of your quarantine.

Dude, did you hear?

Andy is drinking Sun Grown Craft Lager from Sycamore Brewing and Dave is drinking a Sculpin IPA from Ballast Point Brewery.

Today’s quickdraws include a secret Japanese plot to release the black plague, Amazon Echo baby names, deaf people sneezes and... wait... what’s that? Are those bagpipes? You know what that means!

Dave shares the true meaning of “quarantine.” Get your Italian hands and Starbucks orders ready! Qu(entin T)arantino goes on Quarantino... WAIT... WHAT?!

Andy brings to us a comedy of errors, stupidity, laziness and murder plots. But enough about China and Coronavirus...

Do you find yourself spending an inordinate amount of time at home lately? Do you sit on the couch and wonder “what should I watch next”? Well, don’t worry dear listener, Dave and Andy are here for you. We have our Top 10 movies of Covid-19. I MEAN 2019!

There are surprises. Snubs. Hot takes. Virtue-signals. Now, queue the dudes shamelessly stealing Mr. Plinkett... we mean, Buffalo Bill, we mean... oh crap, just play the song and a slide whistle...

It's time we talked about what really matters!

Next Episode

Music, Movies, Midnight Rides, and Maritime Mysteries

Dave and Andy are stuck deliberating a decision of life and death. Face destruction or a path through the underworld. But wait! Incredible stories illuminate the way! Midnight rides, amazing video game Easter eggs, and bourbon-fueled spit takes. Will there be the sound of bagpipes? You’ll need to listen and find out.

Wait a second, this isn’t a horror film... it’s a buddy comedy! Like Shaun of the Dead! Starring your two favorite buddies, Dave and Andy!

Dude, did you hear?

Andy is drinking a Longboard Lager from Kona Brewing Company and Dave

Quickdraws include an update to the story we covered in our treasure hunting episode, the midnight ride of ______ ______ that secured America’s independence, the original plot of Anchorman, and the scandalous name of erasers in England.

Andy shares some surprising effects that music can have on some very random objects. Grab some wine, put away that bug spray and turn up the tunes! (That sentence will make sense once you listen to the segment)

Dave shares a story that feels eerily familiar. They always say that history is doomed to repeat itself. Will he come out as the king of the world or will he identify as part of women and children first? It’s 2020 so who cares anymore.

BONUS HACK: Dave reveals an unbelievable Easter egg in Area 51. This is probably the most important part of the episode.

Andy recommends "The King" on Netflix. If you enjoy "Braveheart" and Shakespeare, stream it now!

Dave recommends vinyl. You don’t need to grow a beard, wear dark rimmed glasses, do anything ironically, drink craft beer, be authentic, recommend NPR podcasts, wear flannel, roll up your dark blue jeans, wear work boots and do no actual work, or drink pour over coffee to enjoy it! You just need to love high fidelity music captured in a way your ears can appreciate. And being awesome.

Andy doesn’t recommend this crazy way of getting out of a life prison sentence. You won’t believe what this one guy tried! (Yep, you just got click-baited. We’re master click-baiters.)

Dave doesn’t recommend going out in public with the COVID-19 novel coronavirus. Before your trigger warnings go off, you won’t believe the plot twist this one takes.