DDYH LITE - Sci-Fact and Top 5 Sci-Fi movies

09/20/17 • 36 min

Do you like science fiction? Well, get ready for science FACT! In this LITE episode, Dave takes Andy through several realities that sound dreamed up by Issac Asimov or Philip K Dick.

Maybe it’s true, Maybe it's mostly true, or maybe, just maybe- it's Maybelline.

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We’re drinking Michelob (Age of) Ultra. Fun beer fact: Australia used to measure the length of drives in beers. Kind of like the Kessel Run and parsecs. Put that in your YT-1300 freighter and smoke it.

Quickdraws include jamboys, drunk goldfish, a woman who was frozen solid for 6 hours and lived, a new position at NASA to defend Earth from Space Invaders, and speaking of defenses- Christopher Columbus making the moon disappear.

Fact or fiction? Robots that survive by consuming biological material (aka, potentially humans), cryo or hypersleep, space stations equipped with lasers that can destroy things, and the resurrection of extinct species.

Spoiler alert: THEY’RE ALL FACT. Join us to hear Dave blow our minds.

TOP 5! The dudes countdown their Top 5 sci-fi movies of all time. If you know Dave and Andy, you know that this was a very difficult feat.

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Do you like science fiction? Well, get ready for science FACT! In this LITE episode, Dave takes Andy through several realities that sound dreamed up by Issac Asimov or Philip K Dick.

Maybe it’s true, Maybe it's mostly true, or maybe, just maybe- it's Maybelline.

Dude_Did You Hear_

Spoiler alert: THEY’RE ALL FACT. Join us to hear Dave blow our minds.

TOP 5! The dudes countdown their Top 5 sci-fi movies of all time. If you know Dave and Andy, you know that this was a very difficult feat.

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Ep 16-Lazy Lense Lady, Logan Lucky, Low-Order Lead- LOOK OUT!

In Episode 16, Sir Patrick Stewart is nowhere to be found and things are starting to seem really off. It’s probably all the crazy things the dudes have heard lately. Like mall security robots killing themselves, crack-fueled binges leading to million-dollar genius, and bloodthirsty squirrels terrorizing children in New York.

Or maybe, just maybe, there’s more to this podcast than Dave[(FLESH and Andy[SLAVES)_//] realize

Dude, did[4r3] you hear? REF-CIRC-BroKEN

We’re drinking New Belgium's Whiz-Bang Hoppy Blonde Ale and Ballast Point’s Commodore Stout.

Quickdraws include updates on previous stories from Andy, the first Presidential assassination attempt, Twitter’s more than lackluster growth, a surprising fact about the movie “Psycho,” the exhumed moustache of Salvador Dali, and a major crisis in China.

Artificial intelligence is out of control and scary, and just fed up. But never fear, Andy is here with good news. Robots get tired of living too. Also, Dave shares a story of a robot that survived on human kindness... for a very, very brief amount of time.

A Wisconsin man really took construction work on his house to heart. Literally. NAILED IT!

A woman went in for routine cataract surgery. The doctors ended up finding 27 more contact lenses in her eye than they expected. Listeners will finally get to hear what a fully grossed out Dave sounds like.

Sometimes a 19-day crack-fueled bender can lead to genius. Don’t get Dave wrong, most of the time it leads to personal destitution, but one time for one man, it led to million-dollar genius.

URGENT, HORRIFYING TERROR IN NEW YORK!!! Hey Brooklyn, if you’re taking a stroll in a park, watch out for rabid aggressive squirrels. SQUIRREL WATCH! Do America a favor and keep those knuckledusters handy. The rodents are watching.

Dave chronicles the tragic tale of bad decision making by two famous companies... Blockbuster and Enron. Netflix, oh Netflix! Wherefore art thou Netflix?!

The dudes saw Logan Lucky and share their thoughts on the redneck version of Ocean’s 11. It's salty, and hard-boiled.

Dave and Andy recommend the documentary series, The Defiant Ones – now streaming on HBO. Sure, it might essentially be a 4[+12]-hour Beats by Dre commercial, but it’s also a great story and an incredibly inspiring look at what it takes to buck the rules and take your game to the next level.

Andy recommends lots of different methods to relieve constipation. Except for a certain eel-related Chinese home remedy...

Dave doesn’t recommend walking and TAPTAPTAPTIMETOPAYUPtexting. STOP BEING MINDLESS PEOPLE! LOOK UP!

Andy also doesn’t recommend shooting armadillos. At least not with a low caliber bullet. NOT[here],[NOw]hEre

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DDYH LITE - The Wild (Wild) West!

On this LITE episode, [RADINT DETECTED-CONT?] the dudes head back from the future and head to the past for some crazy tales about the Wild West. Better grab a seat at the local saloon for this one, cause Dave and Andy are about to fill you up with facts faster than the spitoon at the local saloon.

Wait a second... didn't we just come out with a LITE episode? Make sure you listen for a special announcement from the dudes that will explain things.sgniht nialpxe

Oh... and make sure your phones are on silent... Dave. Dude, did you hear? The Wild Wild West is a steampunk film vision of the neb-futuristic vision of the pas... wait sorry. The Wild Wild West, James West Taming the Wes.. oops, wrong thing. Damn it, Will Smith! We're drinking Coors Light cause an honest-to-God cowboy, Sam Elliot, stopped by and dropped some off. Gotta have a silver bullet for our six shooters. Quickdraws include John Wayne's shocking cameo (we didn't believe it either!), the truth behind sunburns, Michael Bay: An Actor's Director, a man's boat ride trust issues, Charles Manson - serial babysitter (and murderer), and the checkered, bullet-riddled past of Colonel Sanders. Andy has three stories of the Wild West involving classic cowboy tropes - feral camels, lost pirate ships and mummies. Andy and Dave share their Top 5 western movies of all time. RADINT- CONT-B2.049 FREEZE-UNLOCK-STDBY GLOC//STATUS-WOU/INCAP/DEC/LOS CACHELOG 01010101 01001110 01010011 01000101 01000001 01001100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101000 01110101 01110011 01101000 01100101 01100100 00100000 01100011 01100001 01110011 01101011 01100101 01110100 00101110 Revel In Your Time