Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling - I Gotta Get Me One of these Cyanide Tablets

I Gotta Get Me One of these Cyanide Tablets

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01/10/22 • 106 min

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Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling

Double Threat returns for the Double Deuce with a rundown of 2022 New Year's Resolutions for the podcast as mandated by their network. Including - More Trending Topics! Make a 900 Number! Record a One Hit Wonder! Plus an update on the latest TeePublic email, the giant topiary chicken, and Brett's Lemon Delights. Also James Corden vehicular manslaughter, planning Cindy Adams' birthday party, RIP Betty White, RIP Joan Didion, Tom and Julie imitate each other, Carey Grant tries to buy a ticket for Urinetown, cyanide tablets, apartment birds, burlesque, McDonald's dinner party, packing a lip, what Charles Manson thinks of Ted Bundy, Rumpelstiltskin, Tom and Julie's sloopband, Goofus and Gallant and Gary, The Creep and the Cage, Hot Stuff, fencing, Julie's 3rd Grade performance of Oh! Calcutta!, David Crosby's turkey basters, red equals green, new britches, and attractive horrible people.

CLIPS FROM THIS EPISODE:

*What Charles Manson Thinks of Ted Bundy https://www.tiktok.com/t/TTPdMQmakk

*900 Numbers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt3Aj9p5KUs

*John Stossel Interviews Wrestler https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrX9Ca7LSyQ

*The Cherry Pie Guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odKt0EEwv6Q

*Elizabeth from Knoxville Remix https://www.tiktok.com/t/TTPdMQqKVR

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CLIPS FROM THIS EPISODE:

*What Charles Manson Thinks of Ted Bundy https://www.tiktok.com/t/TTPdMQmakk

*900 Numbers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt3Aj9p5KUs

*John Stossel Interviews Wrestler https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrX9Ca7LSyQ

*The Cherry Pie Guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odKt0EEwv6Q

*Elizabeth from Knoxville Remix https://www.tiktok.com/t/TTPdMQqKVR

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Tom and Julie and Producer Brett celebrate Christmas 2021 by opening presents from listeners and from each other! Including a commercial for a Connecticut pawnshop, the Dilberito, a couple Cameos from major celebrities, the Boss at MSG, the spectacular highlight reel of a certain former Atlanta Hawk, and a special song! Also Tom and Julie dictate a new email for Brett to send to TeePublic. And Trump impressions, shame, artichoke dip, The Manchurian Grinchidate, broad references, Chess with a Skellington, Tom's lucky hats, xylophone songs, how to defeat death, Officer Krupke, Shrek the Musical, car pictures, oaters, The Seven Dwarves, Chit Chat I Was Wearing a Hat, Lydia Lunch vs Nardwuar, cats vs dogs, and West Wide Story vs Cats.

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*Good Ole Tom's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiTAJETUJ0k

*The Dilberito Video Game https://archive.org/details/Dilberito#

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