Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure

Here’s another St Pattys day! Or should I say happy St Hass-el-hoff day in this world! Join a group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando. A land that is not so different than where our heroes dwell but is still full of adventure.

Another day, another murder. Joe continues his side quest of being carried and the team argues with Kumar about his side quest of going to the bar. The list of suspects goes up as the team struggles to focus. With time running out, will they catch the killer before the parade?

The Gallery of Non-Heroes:

Crunchy Do-Gooder who is a Human Fighter played by Kumar,

Bibitty Bumble the Gnomish Fighter/Warlock played by Sean (Another Warlock of Mot the Infected Calf),

Reginald Cost: A simple nobleman who Bill never really states what his class is,

Urlok the Epik by Joe playing a Half-orc Fighter

and Impervious Cok-Knocker by Jon playing a Dragonborn Barbarian

Credits:

Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work as usual!

Main Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 -Generic Dance of the Vegan Ogres" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

Credit Music: "Dumb Idea No 1_alternate reality take 2" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

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Here’s another St Pattys day! Or should I say happy St Hasselhoff day in this world! Join a group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando. A land that is not so different than where our heroes dwell but is still full of adventure. Tim talks about how much he likes Bill’s character and they are introduced to a old foe on their annual picnicking adventure with a deal for the new set of adventures. Tim suggests a bad idea for a drinking game as a loyal and beloved friend gets captured. The cost of getting him back? The capture of the legendary Manataur! What the hell is that? There will be pictures! It will haunt your dreams....

Sean the DM.

Credits:

Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work!

Main Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 -Generic Dance of the Vegan Ogres" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

Credit Music: "Dumb Idea No 1_alternate reality take 2" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

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The battle with the sirens comes to an end. Kyle leaves because he has adult things to do and can’t stay out all night due to work. DragonJoe beats the shit out of the crew because it reminds us of another character of Tim’s. Tim decides to be a cheeky bastard on the tart island. Bibitty mocks the captain who is not very observant while Dij-jal learns an effective way to deal with Bibitty’s sexist nature. And Crunchy Do-Gooder learns how to hotbox in clockwork underwater while they get attacked by deadly Sea-Rexes (it is what you think it is). Jon is reminded to give his backstory that he still has not shared as a edgelord is not a edgelord without 8 pages of typed single spaced backstory! (also Jon said he drew artwork for this character, ill see if i can get it out of him - Sean) Jon unfortunately has to leave at the end of the episode but with the adventure almost done, the question remains will these adventures save the day or will the mysterious villain behind all this win.

Credits:

Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work!

Main Special Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 - roll that beautiful love footage take 4" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

Credit Music: "Dumb Idea No 1_alternate reality take 2" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

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We continue our main charters: Risssssssk Korth (Kumar) a lizardfolk custom race that sees other races as meat, Obsidian Mudclot (Joe) a dwarf with a clockwork shotgun who’s volume is turned up to 12, Shoal Lusteen (Tim) a Human who claims to follow some god called Bainé, and special guest star Jesus Gonzalez who plays the Sorcerer Ayges a custom race called the Kupra Soldato (artificial race made by humans in the great human civil war) who is a necromancer that is not picky about using his powers in public. They continue to explore the Pumpkin Fest fairgrounds, Tim in real life is having some problems due to the chili he made. Kumar continue to order a pizza every turn, and Joe blows out a vocal cord. Jesus unfortunately is just encouraging them. They steal from various stalls in the fair grounds and encounter a strange old man who may be the answer to all of this. Only time will tell in the final part of the Halloween special if these characters survive.... The Pumpkining!

Also these drunks never remember the rules, stay tuned to the epilogue to hear any issues explained due to booze levels... anyone who lives gets to level up 2 levels. And Tim is reminded not to cheat....

Credits:

Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon for their great work!

Intro "halloween special 2019 - DumbIdeaNo1" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

Credit Music: "Freaky Theme_longer" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

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