Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure
Windy City Dice Boyz
It can be hard to be a hero, but it is harder to ignore those cries for help while going to the local tavern. Twice a month, join Tim, Kyle, Joe, Kumar, Jon, and Alli as they run around ruining whatever story Sean has made ahead of time. Whether you are new to tabletop role-playing podcasts or a tried and true hardcore gamer, you should enjoy the team sitting down, sharing a drink and a good time while killing owlbears and arguing about the cost of TRex jerky. Surprisingly little dragons or dungeons to be found!
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St Patrick's Day Episode 2021 prt 4: Its a True Survivor Miracle
Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure
10/28/21 • -1 min
Here’s another St Pattys day! Or should I say happy St Hass-el-hoff day in this world! Join a group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando; a land that is not so different than where our main heroes dwell but is full of adventure.
With the morning after Joe completed his new fetish and joined in a night of passion with the brothel owner (yet again no one uses a ye old condom), the team makes way to the final murder. While talking about the clues they have found there are two courses of action. Will they pick the right killer? Will they save the parade? Will Joe abuse a homebrew spell that was originally not meant for the podcast? Will they keep their freedom? Stay tuned to find out! P.S. Everyone was drunk by the end if you couldn’t tell.
The Gallery of Non-Heroes:
Crunchy Do-Gooder who is a Human Fighter played by Kumar,
Bibitty Bumble the Gnomish Fighter/Warlock played by Sean (Another Warlock of Mot the Infected Calf),
Reginald Cost: A simple nobleman who Bill never really states what his class is,
Urlok the Epik by Joe playing a Half-orc Fighter
and Impervious Cok-Knocker by Jon playing a Dragonborn Barbarian
Credits:
Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work as usual!
Main Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 -Generic Dance of the Vegan Ogres" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com
Credit Music: "Dumb Idea No 1_alternate reality take 2" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com
And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt!
Twitter: @DcuHshow
Instagram: #DCUH
10/28/21 • -1 min
St Patrick's Day Episode 2021 prt 3: That Is the Natural Order of Things!
Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure
10/24/21 • -1 min
Here’s another St Pattys day! Or should I say happy St Hass-el-hoff day in this world! Join a group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando; a land that is not so different than where our main heroes dwell but is full of adventure.
Kumar decides that the best thing to do is escalate the controlled situation to an all out battle. Joe obliges and pushes the aggression up to 11. As a result, the team has to act quickly to fight a dangerous foe. After that they get some valuable intel that leads them out of town to one of the final pieces of the puzzle. Time continues to run out as the start of the parade gets ever closer. And now Joe is on this whole “carry me” quest. Just great....
The Gallery of Non-Heroes:
Crunchy Do-Gooder who is a Human Fighter played by Kumar,
Bibitty Bumble the Gnomish Fighter/Warlock played by Sean (Another Warlock of Mot the Infected Calf),
Reginald Cost: A simple nobleman who Bill never really states what his class is,
Urlok the Epik by Joe playing a Half-orc Fighter
and Impervious Cok-Knocker by Jon playing a Dragonborn Barbarian
Credits:
Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work as usual!
Main Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 -Generic Dance of the Vegan Ogres" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com
Credit Music: "Dumb Idea No 1_alternate reality take 2" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com
And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt!
Twitter: @DcuHshow
Instagram: #DCUH
10/24/21 • -1 min
St Patrick's Day Episode 2021 prt 2: Motion of the Potion
Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure
09/21/21 • -1 min
Here’s another St Pattys day! Or should I say happy St Hass-el-hoff day in this world! Join a group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando. A land that is not so different than where our heroes dwell but is still full of adventure.
Another day, another murder. Joe continues his side quest of being carried and the team argues with Kumar about his side quest of going to the bar. The list of suspects goes up as the team struggles to focus. With time running out, will they catch the killer before the parade?
The Gallery of Non-Heroes:
Crunchy Do-Gooder who is a Human Fighter played by Kumar,
Bibitty Bumble the Gnomish Fighter/Warlock played by Sean (Another Warlock of Mot the Infected Calf),
Reginald Cost: A simple nobleman who Bill never really states what his class is,
Urlok the Epik by Joe playing a Half-orc Fighter
and Impervious Cok-Knocker by Jon playing a Dragonborn Barbarian
Credits:
Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work as usual!
Main Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 -Generic Dance of the Vegan Ogres" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com
Credit Music: "Dumb Idea No 1_alternate reality take 2" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com
And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt!
Twitter: @DcuHshow
Instagram: #DCUH
09/21/21 • -1 min
Romancing the Dungeon Crossover Event Prt 7: Who Dies, Who Lives, Who Paraphrases Your Story?
Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure
06/29/21 • -1 min
This little minisode will show you who won, what happened to them, and give some very important information on the events in the world....
Thank you once again to Romancing the Dungeon for putting up with our craziness. It was a blast! And to all our listeners be sure to check them out as they finished their first season strong! And as always, look for the dead players in our graveyard on the website to honor them.
Team RTD: Aelar the Quiet (Declan), Brutus the Dog (Diarmuid), Skunk (Sam), Renna Fenvyre (Louise), Princess Penelope the Crocodile (Amber)
Team DCUH: Hornfels (Kumar), RTwoBeerToo (Joe), Mordecai Kummslut (Jon), Winkelton B Tinkelton (Tim)
Be sure to check out their home: https://romancing-the-dungeon.simplecast.com/
Their Itunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/romancing-the-dungeon/id1495305450
And their Twitter is fun too! @D8Dungeon
Credits:
Thank you to Diarmuid from Romancing the Dungeon for the Special Crossover Artwork!
Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work!
Main Special Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 - roll that beautiful love footage take 4" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com
Credit Music: "Dumb Idea No 1_alternate reality take 2" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com
And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt!
Twitter: @DcuHshow
Instagram: #DCUH
06/29/21 • -1 min
Romancing the Dungeon Crossover Event Prt 6: The Finish Line
Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure
06/22/21 • -1 min
Welcome to the small isle of Koro de Reĝo, a small but ancient island between Demor Gaulando (Tim’s side story continent) and Cepodoro (Sean’s main story continent). This island is very special as there are historical sites on it that could thrown into question the commonly held understandings of how people moved from content to content. Of course our players don’t care about that, they only care about getting a drink as they enter the bar from their last adventure. Little do they know know as they talk and introduce their characters to the fellow people in the bar, their time off is about to be interrupted... by adventure!
As the finish line grows closer. RTD gets more aggressive with their tactics. This in turn causes DCUH to get more aggressive as well. Will this end in a joint effort to split the money or will one of the teams explode to victory? Either way, we have to hand it to RTD as they fight hard.
Team RTD: Aelar the Quiet (Declan), Brutus the Dog (Diarmuid), Skunk (Sam), Renna Fenvyre (Louise), Princess Penelope the Crocodile (Amber)
Team DCUH: Hornfels (Kumar), RTwoBeerToo (Joe), Mordecai Kummslut (Jon), Winkelton B Tinkelton (Tim)
Be sure to check out their home: https://romancing-the-dungeon.simplecast.com/
Their Itunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/romancing-the-dungeon/id1495305450
And their Twitter is fun too! @D8Dungeon
Credits:
Thank you to Diarmuid from Romancing the Dungeon for the Special Crossover Artwork!
Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work!
Main Special Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 - roll that beautiful love footage take 4" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com
Credit Music: "Dumb Idea No 1_alternate reality take 2" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com
And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt!
Twitter: @DcuHshow
Instagram: #DCUH
06/22/21 • -1 min
Romancing the Dungeon Crossover Event Prt 5: I Am Not Your Familiar, You're Mine!
Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure
06/19/21 • -1 min
Welcome to the small isle of Koro de Reĝo, a small but ancient island between Demor Gaulando (Tim’s side story continent) and Cepodoro (Sean’s main story continent). This island is very special as there are historical sites on it that could thrown into question the commonly held understandings of how people moved from content to content. Of course our players don’t care about that, they only care about getting a drink as they enter the bar from their last adventure. Little do they know know as they talk and introduce their characters to the fellow people in the bar, their time off is about to be interrupted... by adventure!
The teams keep messing around and don’t seem to progress much until team Romancing The Dungeon push ahead and make it to the second level of the pyramid. They pull into the lead but team Don’t Call Us Heroes make some calculated moves and aren’t going to let our guests keep that lead. With time running out (both in real life and in DND) and that mysterious red liquid rising higher, will everyone make it out alive or will it be a massive death count? Between mystical items from famous bards and Tim’s idea of using bombs for every day tasks, who knows who else is going to die?
Team RTD: Aelar the Quiet (Declan), Brutus the Dog (Diarmuid), Skunk (Sam), Renna Fenvyre (Louise), Princess Penelope the Crocodile (Amber)
Team DCUH: Hornfels (Kumar), RTwoBeerToo (Joe), Mordecai Kummslut (Jon), Winkelton B Tinkelton (Tim)
Be sure to check out their home: https://romancing-the-dungeon.simplecast.com/
Their Itunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/romancing-the-dungeon/id1495305450
And their Twitter is fun too! @D8Dungeon
Credits:
Thank you to Diarmuid from Romancing the Dungeon for the Special Crossover Artwork!
Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work!
Main Special Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 - roll that beautiful love footage take 4" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com
Credit Music: "Dumb Idea No 1_alternate reality take 2" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com
And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt!
Twitter: @DcuHshow
Instagram: #DCUH
06/19/21 • -1 min
Romancing the Dungeon Crossover Event Prt 4: Roll For Mummy Thiccness
Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure
05/06/21 • -1 min
Welcome to the small isle of Koro de Reĝo, a small but ancient island between Demor Gaulando (Tim’s side story continent) and Cepodoro (Sean’s main story continent). This island is very special as there are historical sites on it that could thrown into question the commonly held understandings of how people moved from content to content. Of course our players don’t care about that, they only care about getting a drink as they enter the bar from their last adventure. Little do they know know as they talk and introduce their characters to the fellow people in the bar, their time off is about to be interrupted... by adventure!
After the accidental trap was sprung and Kumar starts to go under water, the teams look father into the pyramid. Team Romancing the Dungeon start to take the lead and find out they are not the only creatures in the pyramid....
And the first player will bite the dust....
Team RTD: Aelar the Quiet (Declan), Brutus the Dog (Diarmuid), Skunk (Sam), Renna Fenvyre (Louise), Princess Penelope the Crocodile (Amber)
Team DCUH: Hornfels (Kumar), RTwoBeerToo (Joe), Mordecai Kummslut (Jon), Winkelton B Tinkelton (Tim)
Be sure to check out their home: https://romancing-the-dungeon.simplecast.com/
Their Itunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/romancing-the-dungeon/id1495305450
And their Twitter is fun too! @D8Dungeon
Credits:
Thank you to Diarmuid from Romancing the Dungeon for the Special Crossover Artwork!
Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work!
Main Special Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 - roll that beautiful love footage take 4" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com
Credit Music: "Dumb Idea No 1_alternate reality take 2" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com
Thank you to Freesound.org for SFX used under Creative Commons 0 license unless otherwise listed. Please support the posters there as they are doing this out of the kindness of their hearts.
And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt!
Twitter: @DcuHshow
Instagram: #DCUH
05/06/21 • -1 min
St Patrick's Day Episode 2021 prt 1: Sing Me a Song for the Carried Man
Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure
03/18/21 • -1 min
Here’s another St Pattys day! Or should I say happy St Hass-el-hoff day in this world! Join a group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando. A land that is not so different than where our heroes dwell but is still full of adventure. Tim continues to suggest a bad idea for a drinking game that I tell him is a bad idea. But this isn’t a normal adventure.... this is... a mystery! - Sean the DM.
The Gallery of Non Heroes:
Crunchy Do-Gooder who is a Human Fighter played by Kumar,
Bibitty Bumble the Gnomish Fighter/Warlock played by Sean (Another Warlock of Mot the Infected Calf),
Reginald Cost: A simple nobleman who Bill never really states what his class is,
Urlok the Epik by Joe playing a Half-orc Fighter
and Impervious Cok-Knocker by Jon playing a Dragonborn Barbarian
Credits:
Thank you to Diarmuid from Romancing the Dungeon for the Special Crossover Artwork!
Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work as usual!
Main Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 -Generic Dance of the Vegan Ogres" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com
Credit Music: "Dumb Idea No 1_alternate reality take 2" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com
Thank you to Freesound.org for SFX used under Creative Commons 0 license unless otherwise listed. Please support the posters there as they are doing this out of the kindness of their hearts.
And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt!
Twitter: @DcuHshow
Instagram: #DCUH
03/18/21 • -1 min
Romancing the Dungeon Crossover Event Prt 3: Enter The Hidden Temple of Legend
Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure
03/04/21 • -1 min
Welcome to the small isle of Koro de Reĝo, a small but ancient island between Demor Gaulando (Tim’s side story continent) and Cepodoro (Sean’s main story continent). This island is very special as there are historical sites on it that could thrown into question the commonly held understandings of how people moved from content to content. Of course our players don’t care about that, they only care about getting a drink as they enter the bar from their last adventure.
With both teams now in the pyramid. They look around and try to use their skills to figure out the situation and maybe beat the other team to the quest. There is not too much progress but the teams get a little reminder that dungeons not only have enemies and loot, but dangers they need to keep aware for.
Team RTD: Aelar the Quiet (Declan), Brutus the Dog (Diarmuid), Skunk (Sam), Renna Fenvyre (Louise), Princess Penelope the Crocodile (Amber)
Team DCUH: Hornfels (Kumar), RTwoBeerToo (Joe), Mordecai Kummslut (Jon), Winkelton B Tinkelton (Tim)
Be sure to check out their home: https://romancing-the-dungeon.simplecast.com/
Their Itunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/romancing-the-dungeon/id1495305450
And their Twitter is fun too! @D8Dungeon
Credits:
Thank you to Diarmuid from Romancing the Dungeon for the Special Crossover Artwork!
Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work!
Main Special Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 - roll that beautiful love footage take 4" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com
Credit Music: "Dumb Idea No 1_alternate reality take 2" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com
Thank you to Freesound.org for SFX used under Creative Commons 0 license unless otherwise listed. Please support the posters there as they are doing this out of the kindness of their hearts.
And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt!
Twitter: @DcuHshow
Instagram: #DCUH
03/04/21 • -1 min
Halloween 2021 Pt 1: Dwizz and Chips
Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure
11/01/21 • -1 min
Its spooky time! We follow the Heroes of Pumpkin fest (aka Knights of the Indigo Rose) as they escort the noble lady from last year to a Pumpkinfest Party in the Court of Bets End. While they have to make a unexpected pit stop due to a sick horse, they get a chance to explore the nearby small town of Witchdun. What could go wrong? With their charming personalities, nothing can go wrong!
The Gallery of Non-Heroes:
Risssssssk Korth (Kumar) a lizardfolk that sees other races as meat played by Kumar,
Obsidian Mudclot (Joe) a dwarf with a clockwork shotgun who’s volume is turned up to 12
Shoal Lusteen (Tim) a Human who claims to follow some god called Bainé
and Ayges (our special guest star Jesus Gonzalez), a Sorcerer a custom race called the Kupra Soldato (artificial race made by humans in the great human civil war) who is a necromancer and calls organics “Oxygen Breathers”.
Dm’s note: Everything is linked, lets see what comes from these events....
Credits:
Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon for their great work!
Intro "halloween special 2019 - DumbIdeaNo1" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com
Credit Music: "Freaky Theme_longer" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com
Thank you to Freesound.org for SFX used under Creative Commons 0 license unless otherwise listed. Please support the posters there as they are doing this out of the kindness of their hearts.
And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on facebook because we are lonely and need friends!
Twitter:
@DcuHshow
#DCUH
https://www.instagram.com/dcuhpodcast
11/01/21 • -1 min
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Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure currently has 98 episodes available.
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The podcast is about Leisure, Games, Improv, Comedy and Podcasts.
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The episode title 'St Patrick's Day Episode 2021 prt 4: Its a True Survivor Miracle' is the most popular.
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The average episode length on Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure is 49 minutes.
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Episodes of Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure are typically released every 10 days.
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The first episode of Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure was released on Sep 15, 2018.
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