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Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure

Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure

Windy City Dice Boyz

It can be hard to be a hero, but it is harder to ignore those cries for help while going to the local tavern. Twice a month, join Tim, Kyle, Joe, Kumar, Jon, and Alli as they run around ruining whatever story Sean has made ahead of time. Whether you are new to tabletop role-playing podcasts or a tried and true hardcore gamer, you should enjoy the team sitting down, sharing a drink and a good time while killing owlbears and arguing about the cost of TRex jerky. Surprisingly little dragons or dungeons to be found!

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Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure - St Patrick's Day Episode 2021 prt 2: Motion of the Potion

St Patrick's Day Episode 2021 prt 2: Motion of the Potion

Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure

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09/21/21 • -1 min

Here’s another St Pattys day! Or should I say happy St Hass-el-hoff day in this world! Join a group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando. A land that is not so different than where our heroes dwell but is still full of adventure.

Another day, another murder. Joe continues his side quest of being carried and the team argues with Kumar about his side quest of going to the bar. The list of suspects goes up as the team struggles to focus. With time running out, will they catch the killer before the parade?

The Gallery of Non-Heroes:

Crunchy Do-Gooder who is a Human Fighter played by Kumar,

Bibitty Bumble the Gnomish Fighter/Warlock played by Sean (Another Warlock of Mot the Infected Calf),

Reginald Cost: A simple nobleman who Bill never really states what his class is,

Urlok the Epik by Joe playing a Half-orc Fighter

and Impervious Cok-Knocker by Jon playing a Dragonborn Barbarian

Credits:

Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work as usual!

Main Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 -Generic Dance of the Vegan Ogres" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

Credit Music: "Dumb Idea No 1_alternate reality take 2" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt!

Twitter: @DcuHshow

Instagram: #DCUH

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Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure - St Patrick's Day Episode 2020 prt 1: Shame Your Rocks!

St Patrick's Day Episode 2020 prt 1: Shame Your Rocks!

Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure

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03/18/20 • 50 min

Here’s another St Pattys day! Or should I say happy St Hasselhoff day in this world! Join a group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando. A land that is not so different than where our heroes dwell but is still full of adventure. Tim talks about how much he likes Bill’s character and they are introduced to a old foe on their annual picnicking adventure with a deal for the new set of adventures. Tim suggests a bad idea for a drinking game as a loyal and beloved friend gets captured. The cost of getting him back? The capture of the legendary Manataur! What the hell is that? There will be pictures! It will haunt your dreams....

Sean the DM.

Credits:

Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work!

Main Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 -Generic Dance of the Vegan Ogres" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

Credit Music: "Dumb Idea No 1_alternate reality take 2" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

Thank you to Freesound.org for SFX used under Creative Commons 0 license unless otherwise listed. Please support the posters there as they are doing this out of the kindness of their hearts.

And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt!

Twitter:

@DcuHshow

#DCUH

https://www.instagram.com/dcuhpodcast

https://www.instagram.com/dcuhpodcast

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Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure - Valentines Day 2020 Special Part 3: Slaps and the Sea-Rexes

Valentines Day 2020 Special Part 3: Slaps and the Sea-Rexes

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02/20/20 • 50 min

The battle with the sirens comes to an end. Kyle leaves because he has adult things to do and can’t stay out all night due to work. DragonJoe beats the shit out of the crew because it reminds us of another character of Tim’s. Tim decides to be a cheeky bastard on the tart island. Bibitty mocks the captain who is not very observant while Dij-jal learns an effective way to deal with Bibitty’s sexist nature. And Crunchy Do-Gooder learns how to hotbox in clockwork underwater while they get attacked by deadly Sea-Rexes (it is what you think it is). Jon is reminded to give his backstory that he still has not shared as a edgelord is not a edgelord without 8 pages of typed single spaced backstory! (also Jon said he drew artwork for this character, ill see if i can get it out of him - Sean) Jon unfortunately has to leave at the end of the episode but with the adventure almost done, the question remains will these adventures save the day or will the mysterious villain behind all this win.

Credits:

Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work!

Main Special Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 - roll that beautiful love footage take 4" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

Credit Music: "Dumb Idea No 1_alternate reality take 2" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

Thank you to Freesound.org for SFX used under Creative Commons 0 license unless otherwise listed. Please support the posters there as they are doing this out of the kindness of their hearts.

And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on facebook because we are lonely and need friends!

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@DcuHshow

#DCUH

https://www.instagram.com/dcuhpodcast

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Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure - Valentines Day 2020 Special Part 2: Carolus Whispers

Valentines Day 2020 Special Part 2: Carolus Whispers

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02/17/20 • 40 min

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Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure - Pumpkin Fest Pt 2: The Pumpkining

Pumpkin Fest Pt 2: The Pumpkining

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11/12/19 • 136 min

We continue our main charters: Risssssssk Korth (Kumar) a lizardfolk custom race that sees other races as meat, Obsidian Mudclot (Joe) a dwarf with a clockwork shotgun who’s volume is turned up to 12, Shoal Lusteen (Tim) a Human who claims to follow some god called Bainé, and special guest star Jesus Gonzalez who plays the Sorcerer Ayges a custom race called the Kupra Soldato (artificial race made by humans in the great human civil war) who is a necromancer that is not picky about using his powers in public. They continue to explore the Pumpkin Fest fairgrounds, Tim in real life is having some problems due to the chili he made. Kumar continue to order a pizza every turn, and Joe blows out a vocal cord. Jesus unfortunately is just encouraging them. They steal from various stalls in the fair grounds and encounter a strange old man who may be the answer to all of this. Only time will tell in the final part of the Halloween special if these characters survive.... The Pumpkining!

Also these drunks never remember the rules, stay tuned to the epilogue to hear any issues explained due to booze levels... anyone who lives gets to level up 2 levels. And Tim is reminded not to cheat....

Credits:

Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon for their great work!

Intro "halloween special 2019 - DumbIdeaNo1" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

Credit Music: "Freaky Theme_longer" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

Thank you to Freesound.org for SFX used under Creative Commons 0 license unless otherwise listed. Please support the posters there as they are doing this out of the kindness of their hearts.

And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on facebook because we are lonely and need friends!

Twitter:

@DcuHshow

#DCUH

https://www.instagram.com/dcuhpodcast

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Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure - 4th of July Special Part 3 The Plan and the Fireworks

4th of July Special Part 3 The Plan and the Fireworks

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08/24/19 • 75 min

Our patriots discover multiple ways to solve the problem with their loyal ally telling them to go a way filled with food and riches. The dreaded lobster backs roam the area and keep our patriots at bay. Are they close to their goal of freeing this country? Also listen closely... you may here us asking Kumar to pass the sake.

Credits:

Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon for their great work!

Tim picked up the flute to play the anthem for the podcast... it did not go well...

Credit Music: "Freaky Theme_longer" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

Thank you to Freesound.org for SFX used under Creative Commons 0 license unless otherwise listed. Please support the posters there as they are doing this out of the kindness of their hearts.

And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on facebook because we are lonely and need friends!

Twitter:

@DcuHshow

#DCUH

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Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure - Trailer 2: A God Watches Quietly

Trailer 2: A God Watches Quietly

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09/19/18 • 1 min

Credits:

Thank you to Kevin MacLeod who is truly doing the lords work with making royalty free music! And thank you to Jesus Gonzalez who I still need to pay....

"Clash Defiant" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/.

Main Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 - No Glitter" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

Visit us at: www.dcuhshow.com

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Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure - St Patrick's Day Episode 2023 prt 1: I don't like that phrasing

St Patrick's Day Episode 2023 prt 1: I don't like that phrasing

Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure

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03/18/23 • -1 min

Here’s another St Patty’s day! Or should I say happy St Hass-el-hoff day in this world! Join our group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando; a land that is not so different than where our main heroes dwell but is full of adventure.

The heroes start their day as they do every year, but there is a twist! An old foe returns and new forces show themselves. Also there is a beaver. Tim is already drunk too so this is going to be a ride!

The Gallery of Non-Heroes:

Crunchy Do-Gooder who is a Human Fighter played by Kumar,

Bibitty Bumble the Gnomish Fighter/Warlock played by Sean (Another Warlock of Mot the Infected Calf),

Reginald Cost: A warlock by Bill that we think is an elf,

Urlok the Epik the Half-orc Fighter by Joe,

and Jay-Soon the small Penguin Passeri Archer by Jason

Credits:

Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work as usual!

Main Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 -Generic Dance of the Vegan Ogres" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

Credit Music: "Dumb Idea No 1_alternate reality take 2" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt!

Twitter: @DcuHshow

Instagram: #DCUH

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Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure - Halloween 2021 Pt 2: No Inn, Only Out

Halloween 2021 Pt 2: No Inn, Only Out

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02/13/22 • -1 min

Its spooky time! We follow the Heroes of Pumpkin fest (aka Knights of the Indigo Rose) as they escort the noble lady from last year to a Pumpkinfest Party in the Court of Bets End. While they have to make a unexpected pit stop due to a sick horse, they get a chance to explore the nearby small town of Witchdun. What could go wrong? With their charming personalities, nothing can go wrong!

Catching up with finishing the Halloween story before then next holiday special comes out! Our players fuck around and with buying some illegal drugs cause a sick horse’s head to explode! They then go into a bar and as usually harass people. Surely they will meet the mayor of this town and carry themselves with utmost respect towards the government. The real question is will they get to the Pumpkinfest party in time without a horse! Leaving out a lot for spoilers!

The Gallery of Non-Heroes:

Risssssssk Korth (Kumar) a lizardfolk that sees other races as meat played by Kumar,

Obsidian Mudclot (Joe) a dwarf with a clockwork shotgun who’s volume is turned up to 12

Shoal Lusteen (Tim) a Human who claims to follow some god called Bainé

and Ayges (our special guest star Jesus Gonzalez), a Sorcerer, a custom race called the Kupra Soldato (artificial race made by humans in the great human civil war) who is a necromancer and calls organics “Oxygen Breathers”.

Dm’s note: Everything is linked, lets see what comes from these events....

Credits:

Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon for their great work!

Intro "halloween special 2019 - DumbIdeaNo1" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

Credit Music: "Freaky Theme_longer" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

Thank you to Freesound.org for SFX used under Creative Commons 0 license unless otherwise listed. Please support the posters there as they are doing this out of the kindness of their hearts.

And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on facebook because we are lonely and need friends!

Twitter:

@DcuHshow

#DCUH

https://www.instagram.com/dcuhpodcast

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Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure - St Patrick's Day Episode 2021 prt 3:  That Is the Natural Order of Things!
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10/24/21 • -1 min

Here’s another St Pattys day! Or should I say happy St Hass-el-hoff day in this world! Join a group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando; a land that is not so different than where our main heroes dwell but is full of adventure.

Kumar decides that the best thing to do is escalate the controlled situation to an all out battle. Joe obliges and pushes the aggression up to 11. As a result, the team has to act quickly to fight a dangerous foe. After that they get some valuable intel that leads them out of town to one of the final pieces of the puzzle. Time continues to run out as the start of the parade gets ever closer. And now Joe is on this whole “carry me” quest. Just great....

The Gallery of Non-Heroes:

Crunchy Do-Gooder who is a Human Fighter played by Kumar,

Bibitty Bumble the Gnomish Fighter/Warlock played by Sean (Another Warlock of Mot the Infected Calf),

Reginald Cost: A simple nobleman who Bill never really states what his class is,

Urlok the Epik by Joe playing a Half-orc Fighter

and Impervious Cok-Knocker by Jon playing a Dragonborn Barbarian

Credits:

Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work as usual!

Main Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 -Generic Dance of the Vegan Ogres" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

Credit Music: "Dumb Idea No 1_alternate reality take 2" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt!

Twitter: @DcuHshow

Instagram: #DCUH

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How many episodes does Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure have?

Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure currently has 98 episodes available.

What topics does Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure cover?

The podcast is about Leisure, Games, Improv, Comedy and Podcasts.

What is the most popular episode on Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure?

The episode title 'St Patrick's Day Episode 2021 prt 4: Its a True Survivor Miracle' is the most popular.

What is the average episode length on Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure?

The average episode length on Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure is 49 minutes.

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Episodes of Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure are typically released every 10 days.

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The first episode of Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure was released on Sep 15, 2018.

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