Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure
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It can be hard to be a hero, but it is harder to ignore those cries for help while going to the local tavern. Twice a month, join Tim, Kyle, Joe, Kumar, Jon, and Alli as they run around ruining whatever story Sean has made ahead of time. Whether you are new to tabletop role-playing podcasts or a tried and true hardcore gamer, you should enjoy the team sitting down, sharing a drink and a good time while killing owlbears and arguing about the cost of TRex jerky. Surprisingly little dragons or dungeons to be found!
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Romancing the Dungeon Crossover Event Prt 3: Enter The Hidden Temple of Legend
Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure
03/04/21 • -1 min
Welcome to the small isle of Koro de Reĝo, a small but ancient island between Demor Gaulando (Tim’s side story continent) and Cepodoro (Sean’s main story continent). This island is very special as there are historical sites on it that could thrown into question the commonly held understandings of how people moved from content to content. Of course our players don’t care about that, they only care about getting a drink as they enter the bar from their last adventure.
With both teams now in the pyramid. They look around and try to use their skills to figure out the situation and maybe beat the other team to the quest. There is not too much progress but the teams get a little reminder that dungeons not only have enemies and loot, but dangers they need to keep aware for.
Team RTD: Aelar the Quiet (Declan), Brutus the Dog (Diarmuid), Skunk (Sam), Renna Fenvyre (Louise), Princess Penelope the Crocodile (Amber)
Team DCUH: Hornfels (Kumar), RTwoBeerToo (Joe), Mordecai Kummslut (Jon), Winkelton B Tinkelton (Tim)
Be sure to check out their home: https://romancing-the-dungeon.simplecast.com/
Their Itunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/romancing-the-dungeon/id1495305450
And their Twitter is fun too! @D8Dungeon
Credits:
Thank you to Diarmuid from Romancing the Dungeon for the Special Crossover Artwork!
Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work!
Main Special Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 - roll that beautiful love footage take 4" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com
Credit Music: "Dumb Idea No 1_alternate reality take 2" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com
Thank you to Freesound.org for SFX used under Creative Commons 0 license unless otherwise listed. Please support the posters there as they are doing this out of the kindness of their hearts.
And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt!
Twitter: @DcuHshow
Instagram: #DCUH
Ep 1: Three Men Walk Into a Bar
Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure
10/25/18 • 31 min
Credits:
Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon who I still need to pay....
Main Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 - No Glitter" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com
Credit Music: "Freaky Theme_longer" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com
Thank you to Freesound.org for SFX used under Creative Commons 0 license unless otherwise listed. Please support the posters there as they are doing this out of the kindness of thier hearts.
And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com
Halloween 2020 Pt 1: The True Horror Was the Friendship Made Along the Way
Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure
11/12/20 • -1 min
Its the time of the year that gets spooky! (Would be better if this was on time, sorry. Real life sucks sometimes) We follow the Heroes of Pumpkin fest: Risssssssk Korth (Kumar) a lizardfolk that sees other races as meat, Obsidian Mudclot (Joe) a dwarf with a clockwork shotgun who’s volume is turned up to 12, Shoal Lusteen (Tim) a Human who claims to follow some god called Bainé, and special guest star Jesus Gonzalez who plays the Sorcerer Ayges a custom race called the Kupra Soldato (artificial race made by humans in the great human civil war) who is a necromancer and calls organics “Oxygen Breathers”. While Joe is expecting a derect sequal from last years adventure, Sean the DM goes “season of the witch” on them and throws them a curveball. Finding a noblewoman in the pouring rain looking for help rescuing her manstress, the team is offered gold and Knighthood if they bring him back to her. The catch? He was pulled into a old mantion. What could go wrong?
Credits:
Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon for their great work!
Intro "halloween special 2019 - DumbIdeaNo1" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com
Credit Music: "Freaky Theme_longer" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com
Thank you to Freesound.org for SFX used under Creative Commons 0 license unless otherwise listed. Please support the posters there as they are doing this out of the kindness of their hearts.
And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on facebook because we are lonely and need friends!
Twitter:
@DcuHshow
#DCUH
https://www.instagram.com/dcuhpodcast
Pumpkin Fest Pt 2: The Pumpkining
Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure
11/12/19 • 136 min
We continue our main charters: Risssssssk Korth (Kumar) a lizardfolk custom race that sees other races as meat, Obsidian Mudclot (Joe) a dwarf with a clockwork shotgun who’s volume is turned up to 12, Shoal Lusteen (Tim) a Human who claims to follow some god called Bainé, and special guest star Jesus Gonzalez who plays the Sorcerer Ayges a custom race called the Kupra Soldato (artificial race made by humans in the great human civil war) who is a necromancer that is not picky about using his powers in public. They continue to explore the Pumpkin Fest fairgrounds, Tim in real life is having some problems due to the chili he made. Kumar continue to order a pizza every turn, and Joe blows out a vocal cord. Jesus unfortunately is just encouraging them. They steal from various stalls in the fair grounds and encounter a strange old man who may be the answer to all of this. Only time will tell in the final part of the Halloween special if these characters survive.... The Pumpkining!
Also these drunks never remember the rules, stay tuned to the epilogue to hear any issues explained due to booze levels... anyone who lives gets to level up 2 levels. And Tim is reminded not to cheat....
Credits:
Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon for their great work!
Intro "halloween special 2019 - DumbIdeaNo1" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com
Credit Music: "Freaky Theme_longer" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com
Thank you to Freesound.org for SFX used under Creative Commons 0 license unless otherwise listed. Please support the posters there as they are doing this out of the kindness of their hearts.
And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on facebook because we are lonely and need friends!
Twitter:
@DcuHshow
#DCUH
https://www.instagram.com/dcuhpodcast
Minisode 3: Lore of the Kolasal-Born and GnobGoblins
Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure
09/19/19 • 9 min
Specific to Tim’s content but may show up on others, the Kolasal-Born and Gnobgoblins.
"Moonlight Hall" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/.
Please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on facebook because we are lonely and need friends!
Twitter:
@DcuHshow
#DCUH
Ep 2: Roll For Flex
Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure
11/09/18 • 31 min
Our three “heroes” are faffing about when they meet the crew and start to interact with people on the ship. And there is a very bro moment.
Credits:
Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon who I still need to pay....
Main Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 - No Glitter" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com
Credit Music: "Freaky Theme_longer" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com
"Angevin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/.
"Full On" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/.
Thank you to Freesound.org for SFX used under Creative Commons 0 license unless otherwise listed. Please support the posters there as they are doing this out of the kindness of their hearts.
And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com
Twitter:
@DcuHshow
St Patrick's Day Episode 2022 prt 1: Now Your Name is Smorgules Mulligan
Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure
03/18/22 • -1 min
Here’s another St Pattys day! Or should I say happy St Hass-el-hoff day in this world! Join our group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando; a land that is not so different than where our main heroes dwell but is full of adventure.
With another picknick in effect, the team sits down to enjoy the holiday while asking each other why they are not in a bar. With some new friends joining them and some old ones missing, they make the most of it. Given a surprise quest from some magic scrolls, they find themselves on a mission around the entire continent of Demor Gaulando! Meanwhile, Joe runs around out of control and takes the focus of the team but Bill sneaks in to ruin the day...
The Gallery of Non-Heroes:
Crunchy Do-Gooder who is a Human Fighter played by Kumar,
Bibitty Bumble the Gnomish Fighter/Warlock played by Sean (Another Warlock of Mot the Infected Calf),
Reginald Cost: A warlock Bill that we think is an elf,
Urlok the Epik the Half-orc Fighter by Joe,
Taruel Urkel the Half-Elf Bard by Alex
and Jay-Soon the small Penguin Passeri Archer by Ray
Credits:
Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work as usual!
Main Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 -Generic Dance of the Vegan Ogres" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com
Credit Music: "Dumb Idea No 1_alternate reality take 2" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com
And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt!
Twitter: @DcuHshow
Instagram: #DCUH
4th of July Holiday Special 2022 Part 1: Setting Up the Scene
Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure
07/04/22 • -1 min
It is time for another 4th of July special! Join our group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando; a land that is not so different than where our main heroes dwell but is full of adventure.
A year has passed and our 4th of July heroes have moved on and lived their lives. They are unaware that political conflict is taking place in Ungland. King George (who is not-so-secretly a Ring-Wyrm fungal dragon) is in a civil war with Thunk the Chooozen over who is the true king of Ungland. MÜR’IKA has offered to be a ground for peace talks in the little town of Peaceeasy but hidden objectives, of course, are there. The leaders call upon heroes (without asking them) to influence who will walk away with the crown. What could go wrong? And Joe gives the DM the worst idea of all that will in the end.... well... you will see....
The Gallery of Non-Heroes:
Jimmy of Oreathal Half-Elf Rogue played by Kumar,
Jonny Wicker the Elf Rogue played by Sean,
Reginald Cost: an elf warlock that states he is only a merchant played by Bill
and Mr Marston Jr. (Fully taken over by Mr Marston’s dead spirit):a human ranger played by Joe
Credits:
Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon for their great work!
Tim did the flute music for the intro. Its the national anthem but done as well as someone who hasn’t played in 16 years can do.
Credit Music: "Freaky Theme_longer" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com
And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on facebook because we are lonely and need friends!
Twitter:
@DcuHshow
#DCUH
Non-Lore Minisode 1: Tim's Flute For All To Enjoy (Repeat)
Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure
07/17/20 • -1 min
This is for music lover’s enjoyment! But you might want to be drunk for hearing this one!
Romancing the Dungeon Crossover Event Prt 4: Roll For Mummy Thiccness
Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure
05/06/21 • -1 min
Welcome to the small isle of Koro de Reĝo, a small but ancient island between Demor Gaulando (Tim’s side story continent) and Cepodoro (Sean’s main story continent). This island is very special as there are historical sites on it that could thrown into question the commonly held understandings of how people moved from content to content. Of course our players don’t care about that, they only care about getting a drink as they enter the bar from their last adventure. Little do they know know as they talk and introduce their characters to the fellow people in the bar, their time off is about to be interrupted... by adventure!
After the accidental trap was sprung and Kumar starts to go under water, the teams look father into the pyramid. Team Romancing the Dungeon start to take the lead and find out they are not the only creatures in the pyramid....
And the first player will bite the dust....
Team RTD: Aelar the Quiet (Declan), Brutus the Dog (Diarmuid), Skunk (Sam), Renna Fenvyre (Louise), Princess Penelope the Crocodile (Amber)
Team DCUH: Hornfels (Kumar), RTwoBeerToo (Joe), Mordecai Kummslut (Jon), Winkelton B Tinkelton (Tim)
Be sure to check out their home: https://romancing-the-dungeon.simplecast.com/
Their Itunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/romancing-the-dungeon/id1495305450
And their Twitter is fun too! @D8Dungeon
Credits:
Thank you to Diarmuid from Romancing the Dungeon for the Special Crossover Artwork!
Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work!
Main Special Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 - roll that beautiful love footage take 4" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com
Credit Music: "Dumb Idea No 1_alternate reality take 2" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com
Thank you to Freesound.org for SFX used under Creative Commons 0 license unless otherwise listed. Please support the posters there as they are doing this out of the kindness of their hearts.
And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt!
Twitter: @DcuHshow
Instagram: #DCUH
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Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure currently has 98 episodes available.
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The podcast is about Leisure, Games, Improv, Comedy and Podcasts.
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The episode title 'St Patrick's Day Episode 2021 prt 4: Its a True Survivor Miracle' is the most popular.
What is the average episode length on Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure?
The average episode length on Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure is 49 minutes.
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Episodes of Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure are typically released every 10 days.
When was the first episode of Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure?
The first episode of Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure was released on Sep 15, 2018.
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