4th of July Holiday Special 2022 Part 1: Setting Up the Scene

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07/04/22 • -1 min

Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure

It is time for another 4th of July special! Join our group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando; a land that is not so different than where our main heroes dwell but is full of adventure.

A year has passed and our 4th of July heroes have moved on and lived their lives. They are unaware that political conflict is taking place in Ungland. King George (who is not-so-secretly a Ring-Wyrm fungal dragon) is in a civil war with Thunk the Chooozen over who is the true king of Ungland. MÜR’IKA has offered to be a ground for peace talks in the little town of Peaceeasy but hidden objectives, of course, are there. The leaders call upon heroes (without asking them) to influence who will walk away with the crown. What could go wrong? And Joe gives the DM the worst idea of all that will in the end.... well... you will see....

The Gallery of Non-Heroes:

Jimmy of Oreathal Half-Elf Rogue played by Kumar,

Jonny Wicker the Elf Rogue played by Sean,

Reginald Cost: an elf warlock that states he is only a merchant played by Bill

and Mr Marston Jr. (Fully taken over by Mr Marston’s dead spirit):a human ranger played by Joe

Credits:

Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon for their great work!

Tim did the flute music for the intro. Its the national anthem but done as well as someone who hasn’t played in 16 years can do.

Credit Music: "Freaky Theme_longer" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

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It is time for another 4th of July special! Join our group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando; a land that is not so different than where our main heroes dwell but is full of adventure.

The Gallery of Non-Heroes:

Jimmy of Oreathal Half-Elf Rogue played by Kumar,

Jonny Wicker the Elf Rogue played by Sean,

Reginald Cost: an elf warlock that states he is only a merchant played by Bill

and Mr Marston Jr. (Fully taken over by Mr Marston’s dead spirit):a human ranger played by Joe

Credits:

Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon for their great work!

Tim did the flute music for the intro. Its the national anthem but done as well as someone who hasn’t played in 16 years can do.

Credit Music: "Freaky Theme_longer" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on facebook because we are lonely and need friends!

Twitter:

@DcuHshow

#DCUH

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St Patrick's Day Episode 2022 prt 3: Did It My Way

Here’s another St Patty’s day! Or should I say happy St Hass-el-hoff day in this world! Join our group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando; a land that is not so different than where our main heroes dwell but is full of adventure.

The final episode for this years special. The team expertly escape the bar and find themselves seeing a friendly face in the last bar: Madame BuK Kake! The madame that is a Kolasal-Born who owns a brothel and is in need of assistance from our heroes, especially from Urlok who needs to be carried by her. (they fucked last time) Tim clearly has never been to a burlesque show before but we are just going to go with it as it is not wise to call out the DM that most shows dont have scoring systems and judges. (Also I am calling him out for not inviting Alli or Bucky for anything dealing with burlesque - Sean the DM) Will the team get more than “thoughts and prayers” as Tim usually gives out? Stay tuned to find out!

The Gallery of Non-Heroes:

Crunchy Do-Gooder who is a Human Fighter played by Kumar,

Bibitty Bumble the Gnomish Fighter/Warlock played by Sean (Another Warlock of Mot the Infected Calf),

Reginald Cost: A warlock by Bill that we think is an elf,

Urlok the Epik the Half-orc Fighter by Joe,

Taruel Urkel the Half-Elf Bard by Alex

and Jay-Soon the small Penguin Passeri Archer by Ray

Credits:

Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work as usual!

Main Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 -Generic Dance of the Vegan Ogres" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

Credit Music: "Dumb Idea No 1_alternate reality take 2" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

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4th of July Holiday Special 2022 Part 2: Fire... What's that?

It is time for another 4th of July special! Join our group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando; a land that is not so different than where our main heroes dwell but is full of adventure.

After a good night’s sleep (and numerous derailments) and a quick retcon (don’t drink and DnD kids), the team meets with a familiar face.... the Goblin Master of Whispers, Smorgules Mulligan! Smorgules gives them info and a starting point. They will have to go around town and get info and items for their plan. Reginald also tries to work his side hustle. What is the worst that could happen!

The Gallery of Non-Heroes:

Jimmy of Oreathal Half-Elf Rogue played by Kumar,

Jonny Wicker the Elf Rogue played by Sean,

Reginald Cost: an elf warlock that states he is only a merchant played by Bill

and Mr Marston Jr. (Fully taken over by Mr Marston’s dead spirit):a human ranger played by Joe

Credits:

Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon for their great work!

Tim did the flute music for the intro. Its the national anthem but done as well as someone who hasn’t played in 16 years can do.

Credit Music: "Freaky Theme_longer" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on facebook because we are lonely and need friends!

Twitter:

@DcuHshow