St Patrick's Day Episode 2022 prt 1: Now Your Name is Smorgules Mulligan

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03/18/22 • -1 min

Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure

Here’s another St Pattys day! Or should I say happy St Hass-el-hoff day in this world! Join our group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando; a land that is not so different than where our main heroes dwell but is full of adventure.

With another picknick in effect, the team sits down to enjoy the holiday while asking each other why they are not in a bar. With some new friends joining them and some old ones missing, they make the most of it. Given a surprise quest from some magic scrolls, they find themselves on a mission around the entire continent of Demor Gaulando! Meanwhile, Joe runs around out of control and takes the focus of the team but Bill sneaks in to ruin the day...

The Gallery of Non-Heroes:

Crunchy Do-Gooder who is a Human Fighter played by Kumar,

Bibitty Bumble the Gnomish Fighter/Warlock played by Sean (Another Warlock of Mot the Infected Calf),

Reginald Cost: A warlock Bill that we think is an elf,

Urlok the Epik the Half-orc Fighter by Joe,

Taruel Urkel the Half-Elf Bard by Alex

and Jay-Soon the small Penguin Passeri Archer by Ray

Credits:

Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work as usual!

Main Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 -Generic Dance of the Vegan Ogres" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

Credit Music: "Dumb Idea No 1_alternate reality take 2" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

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The Gallery of Non-Heroes:

Crunchy Do-Gooder who is a Human Fighter played by Kumar,

Bibitty Bumble the Gnomish Fighter/Warlock played by Sean (Another Warlock of Mot the Infected Calf),

Reginald Cost: A warlock Bill that we think is an elf,

Urlok the Epik the Half-orc Fighter by Joe,

Taruel Urkel the Half-Elf Bard by Alex

and Jay-Soon the small Penguin Passeri Archer by Ray

Credits:

Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work as usual!

Main Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 -Generic Dance of the Vegan Ogres" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

Credit Music: "Dumb Idea No 1_alternate reality take 2" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

Twitter: @DcuHshow

Instagram: #DCUH

Previous Episode

Halloween 2021 Pt 3: You Bring the Pond, I Will Bring the Stone

Its spooky time! We follow the Heroes of Pumpkin fest (aka Knights of the Indigo Rose) as they escort the noble lady from last year to a Pumpkinfest Party in the Court of Bets End. While they have to make a unexpected pit stop due to a sick horse, they get a chance to explore the nearby small town of Witchdun. What could go wrong? With their charming personalities, nothing can go wrong!

The final episode of the Halloween story before then next holiday special comes out! Our players are deep in it now! Tim alters the very world course, Joe asks for a great reward, Jesus looks for dead bodies, and Kumar falls in a pit of cursed blood. Typical day. Little do our heroes know that their actions will have far reaching consequences. The Gallery of Non-Heroes:

Risssssssk Korth (Kumar) a lizardfolk that sees other races as meat played by Kumar,

Obsidian Mudclot (Joe) a dwarf with a clockwork shotgun who’s volume is turned up to 12

Shoal Lusteen (Tim) a Human who claims to follow some god called Bainé

and Ayges (our special guest star Jesus Gonzalez), a Sorcerer, a custom race called the Kupra Soldato (artificial race made by humans in the great human civil war) who is a necromancer and calls organics “Oxygen Breathers”.

Credits:

Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon for their great work!

Intro "halloween special 2019 - DumbIdeaNo1" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

Credit Music: "Freaky Theme_longer" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

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Next Episode

St Patrick's Day Episode 2022 prt 2: Jeers and IPFey

Here’s another St Patty’s day! Or should I say happy St Hass-el-hoff day in this world! Join our group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando; a land that is not so different than where our main heroes dwell but is full of adventure.

The team escapes the inferno and ends up in a void. They will travel to two more bars this episode and meet characters that need a St Hass-el-hoff Day miracle! However the quest to follow the holy scrolls may be made more difficult as they encounter their worst enemy: Derailing! Also Tim drunkenly creates a new country in his world and it is cannon now because of the rules of “Yes And”.

The Gallery of Non-Heroes:

Crunchy Do-Gooder who is a Human Fighter played by Kumar,

Bibitty Bumble the Gnomish Fighter/Warlock played by Sean (Another Warlock of Mot the Infected Calf),

Reginald Cost: A warlock by Bill that we think is an elf,

Urlok the Epik the Half-orc Fighter by Joe,

Taruel Urkel the Half-Elf Bard by Alex

and Jay-Soon the small Penguin Passeri Archer by Ray

Credits:

Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work as usual!

Main Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 -Generic Dance of the Vegan Ogres" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

Credit Music: "Dumb Idea No 1_alternate reality take 2" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

Twitter: @DcuHshow