Cobra

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11/05/22 • 94 min

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This week we review another Cannon Films classic. Join us for bad Stallone impressions. Brian Thompson is just perfect for this role as the Night Slasher. Why is Cobra such a jerk to this Grandma character? Gonzalez has piss poor eating habits. What is with this Night Slasher cheer routine? How much ketchup is too much ketchup? Stallone looks tiny in this film. This opening supermarket scene is great. "Drop it" BANG!!!
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Barbarian

This film is a lock to receive a high C.H.U.D. score from Matt but who knows what George will rate it. What is up with these legendary sketch comics making awesome horror movies all of a sudden? We need to petition Scott Thompson of Kids in the Hall fame to make a gay horror anthology. The trailer for this film is quite misleading. This is a spoiler filled episode, you have been warned. Justin Long is pretty good as a selfish scumbag. This homeless guy's place proves to be quite penetrable. True Detective Carcosa references incoming. These shots of Richard Brake's character in these flashback scenes are masterful.
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Gunmen

We try our best with this movie but we just end up talking about other better movies. Zoom lag really gets us bad at the beginning of this episode. Is it a Hollywood secret that Lambert is a closeted gay man? This film has a highly inappropriate Rodney King joke. George and Matt both imagine this one actor in a Jurassic Park role that never existed. Bad Lambert impressions galore. We talk about how much we loved Top Gun Maverick for a bit. How many wives has Loomis buried alive in his lifetime? What do you do when you need to take someone alive? Apparently shoot at them. If you want to understand our Johnny Knox reference you can google 'Johnny Knox folded in half' it's gross.
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