Cinema Poison
Cinema Poison
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Tomcats - Featuring Justin Case
Cinema Poison
08/23/22 • 80 min
5.0
Matt’s internet strikes again as we battle the dreaded Covid “Zoom” variant. We win in the end. That show “Sliders” would have been better with Slider from “Top Gun” writhing around like the Oracle of Delphi. We enjoy the company of a very special guest host by the name of Justin Case. Bowen forgets to introduce the show. John has a joke of the day moment involving the prospect of a cum transfusion. How many Stings on the same street corner are too many? These jokes from the 90s just don’t work in 2022. It only takes nine minutes twenty seconds for Jake Busey to rattle off the first slur of this film. Don’t forget these three little words. It’s “Tomcats” everyone!
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08/23/22 • 80 min
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Kickboxer
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11/26/22 • 98 min
5.0
What the fuck is Kurt thinking as he is taking photographs of these naked boys? (an actual scene) Who is the greater Cinematic villain, Ivan Drago or Tong Po? Matt's JCVD impressions venture into Christopher Lambert territory. Insert free Tubi promo here. Matt does his best to hold back this Asian accent but it does come out a couple times. We want more snare trap shenanigans. Kurt getting laughed out of these training facilities is hilarious. How does one breathe both in and out at the same time? Someone please explain to us the tank top Kurt is wearing in the bar scene. Stay tuned to the bitter end to hear Matt's "Scream" 2022 story.
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11/26/22 • 98 min
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The Silence of the Lambs
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01/11/23 • 70 min
5.0
Bad Jodie Foster impressions galore. Starling should have put those pictures back. We wish Ted Levine had more scenes. How bad did you want Night Vision Goggles when you were a kid? What if Bill had a cast on both arms and his dick? We bet your nipples will be tough after you listen to this episode. What was Lector whispering to Migs? Somehow, we get around to referencing SNL.
Say, what are you? About a size 14?
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01/11/23 • 70 min
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Jonah Hex
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12/24/22 • 78 min
5.0
How on Earth does a cast this great come together to make such a shitty movie? What is the deal with this vampire fight club? Much like Megan Fox, this movie ain't much for being owned. We do get to see Michael Fassbender's best leprechaun impression. Finally, this horse would have ptsd.
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12/24/22 • 78 min
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Top Gun: Maverick (Bite Sized)
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12/17/22 • 39 min
Join us this week as we ditch the notes and we bring you a trimmed down version of the show. This week we discuss some of our favorite things that happen in Top Gun: Maverick.
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12/17/22 • 39 min
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Cobra
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11/05/22 • 94 min
5.0
This week we review another Cannon Films classic. Join us for bad Stallone impressions. Brian Thompson is just perfect for this role as the Night Slasher. Why is Cobra such a jerk to this Grandma character? Gonzalez has piss poor eating habits. What is with this Night Slasher cheer routine? How much ketchup is too much ketchup? Stallone looks tiny in this film. This opening supermarket scene is great. "Drop it" BANG!!!
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11/05/22 • 94 min
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Clue
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02/15/21 • 50 min
George squeezes in a “Loaded Weapon” reference. George was also unable to finish the films alternate endings. Bowen wishes Michael Madsen was in this movie cutting his own body off. John Connor is one more bad movie pick from being kicked off the podcast. Does Michael McKean refer to his butthole as Candlestick Park?
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02/15/21 • 50 min
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Tuff Turf
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09/03/22 • 83 min
“Tuff Turf” more like tough to watch. Who thought that casting James Spader in this role was a good idea? We can’t unsee his bad spade tattoo. John has trouble remembering all the cars that were in “Braveheart” for some reason. Why does everyone in this school have a knife? There are literally no consequences in this town for any action, even murder. Corrections Corner, Blink 182 was on the “Tomcats” soundtrack. This dance sequence is problematic. Matt’s third grade self really knew how to get the ladies. This is the most we have sung during an episode. Sorry about that. Finally, We can smell your eye. It’s stinky.
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09/03/22 • 83 min
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The Beastmaster
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09/11/22 • 101 min
Was Chris Bauer cast to play Machine from “8mm” in this film? Why does everyone have a dumb name except for Seth in this film? Maax trying to shove this kid into the fire using a fireplace poker is hilarious. These super soldiers just look like WWF Bushwackers. Why is Dar’s adoptive Dad on a 3 am stroll through the woods? How many animals were murdered while filming this? For sure at least 1 dog. Why is this village on stilts? John’s dvd collection is impressive. Finally, human lawn darts sounds fun.
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09/11/22 • 101 min
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Young Guns
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11/19/22 • 96 min
Could Billy the Kid be anymore giggly? Can we just go ahead and assume that Tunstall was raping these young men? In real life Tunstall was younger than all of them except Billy. Dirty Steve is indeed dirty and also disgusting. George makes a Bradley Cooper "Nightmare Alley" reference. Does Tunstall try to immediately ascend to Heaven after he was assassinated? Dirty Steve is a bad influence on Charlie. Finally, what the fuck is Flotsam and Jetsam? For real, we had to google it.
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11/19/22 • 96 min
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FAQ
How many episodes does Cinema Poison have?
Cinema Poison currently has 123 episodes available.
What topics does Cinema Poison cover?
The podcast is about Podcasts and Tv & Film.
What is the most popular episode on Cinema Poison?
The episode title 'Tomcats - Featuring Justin Case' is the most popular.
What is the average episode length on Cinema Poison?
The average episode length on Cinema Poison is 69 minutes.
How often are episodes of Cinema Poison released?
Episodes of Cinema Poison are typically released every 7 days.
When was the first episode of Cinema Poison?
The first episode of Cinema Poison was released on Sep 25, 2019.
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