Cinema Poison

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Exploring the worst cinema has to offer. New episodes weekly until we get bored.

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Tomcats - Featuring Justin Case

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08/23/22 • 80 min

Matt’s internet strikes again as we battle the dreaded Covid “Zoom” variant. We win in the end. That show “Sliders” would have been better with Slider from “Top Gun” writhing around like the Oracle of Delphi. We enjoy the company of a very special guest host by the name of Justin Case. Bowen forgets to introduce the show. John has a joke of the day moment involving the prospect of a cum transfusion. How many Stings on the same street corner are too many? These jokes from the 90s just don’t work in 2022. It only takes nine minutes twenty seconds for Jake Busey to rattle off the first slur of this film. Don’t forget these three little words. It’s “Tomcats” everyone!
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The Silence of the Lambs

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01/11/23 • 70 min

Bad Jodie Foster impressions galore. Starling should have put those pictures back. We wish Ted Levine had more scenes. How bad did you want Night Vision Goggles when you were a kid? What if Bill had a cast on both arms and his dick? We bet your nipples will be tough after you listen to this episode. What was Lector whispering to Migs? Somehow, we get around to referencing SNL.
Say, what are you? About a size 14?
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The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

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08/04/23 • 70 min

We want more Ted Levine.

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Rocky lll (1982)

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09/01/23 • 96 min

We talk about fisting assholes for way too long.

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Jonah Hex

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12/24/22 • 78 min

How on Earth does a cast this great come together to make such a shitty movie? What is the deal with this vampire fight club? Much like Megan Fox, this movie ain't much for being owned. We do get to see Michael Fassbender's best leprechaun impression. Finally, this horse would have ptsd.
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Kickboxer

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11/26/22 • 98 min

What the fuck is Kurt thinking as he is taking photographs of these naked boys? (an actual scene) Who is the greater Cinematic villain, Ivan Drago or Tong Po? Matt's JCVD impressions venture into Christopher Lambert territory. Insert free Tubi promo here. Matt does his best to hold back this Asian accent but it does come out a couple times. We want more snare trap shenanigans. Kurt getting laughed out of these training facilities is hilarious. How does one breathe both in and out at the same time? Someone please explain to us the tank top Kurt is wearing in the bar scene. Stay tuned to the bitter end to hear Matt's "Scream" 2022 story.
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Cobra

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11/05/22 • 94 min

This week we review another Cannon Films classic. Join us for bad Stallone impressions. Brian Thompson is just perfect for this role as the Night Slasher. Why is Cobra such a jerk to this Grandma character? Gonzalez has piss poor eating habits. What is with this Night Slasher cheer routine? How much ketchup is too much ketchup? Stallone looks tiny in this film. This opening supermarket scene is great. "Drop it" BANG!!!
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Young Guns

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11/19/22 • 96 min

Could Billy the Kid be anymore giggly? Can we just go ahead and assume that Tunstall was raping these young men? In real life Tunstall was younger than all of them except Billy. Dirty Steve is indeed dirty and also disgusting. George makes a Bradley Cooper "Nightmare Alley" reference. Does Tunstall try to immediately ascend to Heaven after he was assassinated? Dirty Steve is a bad influence on Charlie. Finally, what the fuck is Flotsam and Jetsam? For real, we had to google it.
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Castle Freak (1995)

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08/18/23 • 93 min

You would smell this thing from a mile away.

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Clue

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02/15/21 • 50 min

George squeezes in a “Loaded Weapon” reference. George was also unable to finish the films alternate endings. Bowen wishes Michael Madsen was in this movie cutting his own body off. John Connor is one more bad movie pick from being kicked off the podcast. Does Michael McKean refer to his butthole as Candlestick Park?
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