BWD #60: Rube Goldberg Suicide Machine

08/30/13 • -1 min

BWD #60: Rube Goldberg Suicide Machine (PLAY EPISODE)

Kevin Clarke and Travis Vogt, stand-up comedians and recipients of a lifetime supply of BBQ Hot Pockets, visit the podcast to jabber about:

Travis tells the harrowing story of getting stuck in a ketamine den after trying to borrow a quart of milk from his neighbor
Suicide machines that can kill AND prank you
Trainspotting 2: Plague of Babies
Star Trek: The Next Generation and how the space-future is super space-racist
Reel-to-reel gay porn and crossing boners

Stay tuned for next week’s episode starring Kevin and Travis in Film Title Improv, a game in which we make up film titles like Soylent Peen, President Dinosaur, Tell Them Sass Macklemore Sent Me, and then improv what those horrible, horrible movies might be like.

Check out Kevin and Travis’ many, many hilarious videos on their Funny or Die page. You can also check them out on Wonder and Risk, where Kevin reviews bizarre movies and Travis teaches children lies about animals with his Kritter Korner column.

Check out one of my favorites, The Celebrity Shorthand Index. How will you know how to abbreviate celebrities’ names otherwise?

BWD #60: Rube Goldberg Suicide Machine (PLAY EPISODE)

Kevin Clarke and Travis Vogt, stand-up comedians and recipients of a lifetime supply of BBQ Hot Pockets, visit the podcast to jabber about:

Travis tells the harrowing story of getting stuck in a ketamine den after trying to borrow a quart of milk from his neighbor
Suicide machines that can kill AND prank you
Trainspotting 2: Plague of Babies
Star Trek: The Next Generation and how the space-future is super space-racist
Reel-to-reel gay porn and crossing boners

Check out one of my favorites, The Celebrity Shorthand Index. How will you know how to abbreviate celebrities’ names otherwise?

Previous Episode

BWD #59: Booze and Botched Circumcisions (Pt.2)

BWD #59: Booze and Botched Circumcisions (Pt.2) (PLAY EPISODE)

On part two of this episode, Gavin, Thomas and I talk about France’s ban on face coverings and the subsequent partying in the streets by French Muslims (pic related - her hair looks great!), as well as the turgid rise and fall of Anthony Weiner.

If you like Gavin, or are just a fan of neat stuff, check out his column Beer and a Shot over at Grungecake.com. He writes about rap, racism and Twinkies.

Next Episode

BWD #61: Film Title Improv!

BWD #61: Film Title Improv! (PLAY EPISODE)

On today’s episode stand-up comedians Kevin Clarke and Travis Vogt star in Film Title Improv, a game in which we make up ridiculous film titles such as “Soylent Peen”, "President Dinosaur" and "Tell Them Sass Macklemore Sent Me", and then improv what these fantastic ideas might be sound like. WAIT! Don’t you move a muscle. Are you imagining how great it’s going to be? Yes? Good. NOW TIMES THAT BY TEN. You’re welcome.

Check out one of my favorites, The Celebrity Shorthand Index. How will you know how to abbreviate celebrities’ names otherwise?