Bawdy Storytelling - ‘Masturbate-a-Thon Bukkake’ (Robin Wilson-Beattie)

‘Masturbate-a-Thon Bukkake’ (Robin Wilson-Beattie)

01/20/22 • 21 min

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Would you welcome someone with a disability at your Masturbation party? What if they were a person of color with beautiful brown battle scars? Robin Wilson-Beattie is excited about attending FrolicCon (a sex-positive kink-friendly convention held in Atlanta) but as someone with a spinal cord injury and partial paralysis, the Masturbate-a-Thon makes her nervous - yet to her delight, 12 willing strangers make her secret fantasy come true. Hey, you got some in my hair! #Empowering #POC #Negotiation #Disability #PieceDeResistance #Applause

About the storyteller:

Robin Wilson-Beattie is a disability and sexuality educator, speaker, writer. As an international keynote speaker and content creator, her work and words have been featured in Bustle, Medium, The Today Show, Bedsider, rePublica, The Cut, Pulp Magazine, HuffPost, Good Morning America, and various blogs, podcasts, and other media . You can find her on Twitter: @sexabled or www.robinwb.com.

Song: ‘Bathroom Bitch’ (Holychild)

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About the storyteller:

Song: ‘Bathroom Bitch’ (Holychild)

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Episode 209: ‘Double Dommed’ (Ian Dodd)

‘Double Dommed’ (Ian Dodd)

Hosted by Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour

Opening Music: 8 Miles Wide by Storm Large

Episode Description:

Would you be disappointed if the Sense8 orgy you’d planned turned into a ‘Story of O’ weekend instead? Cinematographer Ian Dodd questioned whether he would ever be ‘man enough’ sexually, but that changed when he and his badass wife Margot opened up their 30 year marriage. Diving deep into polyamory & kink, they planned a Joshua Tree Forgy (c’mon, you know what that is) with lovers. But when Ian’s date cancels, he finds inspiration in a 1970’s TV commercial and conspires to make Margot’s secret fantasy come true. #DoublePenetration #WoundsAndScars #WaxPlay #Flogger #Rope #Submissive #Erotica #BodiceRipper

About the storyteller:

Ian Dodd lived in Los Angeles where he worked telling other people’s stories visually, as a cinematographer. He had always wanted to learn to share his own stories, so after attending a number of Bawdy live shows, he signed up for Dixie’s storytelling workshop retreat in the spring of 2019. Ian won Best of Bawdy 2020 - where listeners vote for their favorite tellers - and told this story onstage in San Francisco at our last pre-Pandemic show.

He is now retired and lives in Joshua Tree with his wife, Margot.

Song: ‘Margot’ (custom song written by Jefferson Bergey)

Links for Jefferson Bergey: Website: http://jeffersonbergey.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/jeffersonbergey/

Jefferson Bergey’s ‘Risqué show happens every Monday evening from 7 - 8:30 PM PST on YouTube, Facebook & Instagram, and it features many of the songs he’s written for Bawdy. Join us there!

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WORKSHOP: One spot left! I’m offering ‘How to Be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ workshop - but the first one sold out waaaay too fast! So I’ve added another class that starts on Monday, January 17th over 5 Monday evenings (we skip Valentine’s Day, and just added: Office Hours).

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Episode 211: ‘Compliment Orgy’ (Mia Toroh)

Have you ever been to the Strap-On-A-Thon at Burning Man? Seattle Storyteller Mia Toroh wants nothing more than to attend Camp Beaverton for Wayward Girls’ signature lesbian orgy. Spying the Tinkerbell/Sinead O’Connor lookalike of her dreams, they enter the BeaverDome together, dive into the bucket of dildoes, locate real estate on the floor, make a busty new friend, & listen in on a math problem gangbang. Then oh no, she’s lost contestant #103! But don’t worry, this story has a human pony-delivered happy ending #Tantric #ThreeWayOrgasm #DefaultWorld

Song: ‘Kielbasa’ (Tenacious D)

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