Bawdy Storytelling - Episode 208: ‘Chapel of Bushf*cking’ (Elizabeth Barlow)

Episode 208: ‘Chapel of Bushf*cking’ (Elizabeth Barlow)

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01/09/22 • 29 min

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Bawdy Storytelling

Have you ever sketched the beautiful woman across from you at a kimchi burrito shop, just to get a date? Queer cartoonist & first time Bawdy storyteller Elizabeth Barlow craves more than just a spicy meal and a cuddle, so when the opportunity for a novel experience with a dominant woman appears, she battles every roadblock to make her lesbian fantasies come true. Soon she’s hiding in the brambles of the local Marina, having multiple orgasms with a view...but why do I have leave my arms available again? #Boats #Sketchbook #absinthe #SpeechBubble #TeachMe

Song: ‘Blackberries’ (Emily Blue)

About the storyteller:

Elizabeth Barlow is a Moth StorySlam winner & Bisexual Narrative Artist who creates transformative queer art.

Episode links:

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WORKSHOP: I’m offering a second ‘How to Be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ workshop., cause the first one sold out waaaay too fast! Just a couple of spots left, & this one happens on January 17th over 5 Monday evenings. It’s on Zoom so you can attend from wherever you are. Space is limited so register now at

https://bit.ly/HowToBeFascinating2

Questions? Contact Dixie at [email protected]

PRIVATE COACHING: Want me all to yourself? I’m also offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery to help you customize your stories. Anxious about navigating what’s next? Are you writing a memoir, creating a podcast or working on brand storytelling for your business? I can help you communicate with clarity - and I’d love to help you find and tell your story. Email me at [email protected] for more info.

Bawdy’s 15th Anniversary (7 PM) at https://bit.ly/Bawdy15Early

The Best of Bawdy (10 PM) at https://bit.ly/Bawdy15Late

Both links include the Full Evening Wristband option (to see both shows!) plus you can order VIP tables, Reserved Seating and more.

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Song: ‘Blackberries’ (Emily Blue)

About the storyteller:

Elizabeth Barlow is a Moth StorySlam winner & Bisexual Narrative Artist who creates transformative queer art.

Episode links:

Just use code “Dixie” at https://www.uberlube.com/

https://bit.ly/HowToBeFascinating2

Questions? Contact Dixie at [email protected]

Bawdy’s 15th Anniversary (7 PM) at https://bit.ly/Bawdy15Early

The Best of Bawdy (10 PM) at https://bit.ly/Bawdy15Late

Both links include the Full Evening Wristband option (to see both shows!) plus you can order VIP tables, Reserved Seating and more.

Stickers & other Bawdy goodies? I’ve got a SPECIAL OFFER for new Patreon supporters, & it’s been EXTENDED! If you join at the $10/month or higher level right now, you’ll receive:

• A playlist of all of our previous livestream replays

• Collectible limited edition Bawdy stickers • Your own golden access key to the Bawdy community

You can also Support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to:

Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/bawdystorytelling Paypal: https://paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Buy Me a Coffee: http://buymeacoff.ee/bawdy

CashApp: Cash.app/$DixieDeLaTour

And THANK YOU for your generosity!

ProTip: Subscribe to the Bawdy Storytelling email list & you’ll be notified of all upcoming storytelling workshops, Livestreams, Podcasts, live shows and Special Events first at

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Episode 207: ‘It’s Never Too Late’ (Billie Bertan)

What do Marilyn Monroe and Reinvention have in common? For our last episode of 2021, Trans Role Model Billie Bertan tells us how she came to love herself. How can a child who knew only knew hunger and homelessness become the poster child for rebirth? In this epic true tale, Billie encounters Marilyn, cinematic superstar Ondine, the iconic Andy Warhol, and finds her people among the illegal homosexuals of Central Park’s Vaseline Flats. But Billie was just getting started: she hitchhiked to San Francisco to Transition at 50, she’s now 38 years sober, she recently gave up smoking after 66 years, and this year - at the age of 80 - she lectured at Stanford.

Aunt Billie wants you know: Anything is possible, and Pleasure is your Birthright! #Trans #RememberWhoYouAre #CharmingPinkBow

Song: ‘Body and Mind‘ (Girl in Red)

Episode links:

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WORKSHOP: My first ‘How to Be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ sold out - so I’m offering a second HTBF workshop. It happens on 5 Monday evenings, starting January 17th. You can attend from wherever you are (it’s on Zoom) and

Space is limited so register now at https://bit.ly/HowToBeFascinating2

Questions? Contact Dixie at [email protected]

LIVE SHOWS: Tickets are now on sale for Bawdy’s 15 Year Anniversary show on Saturday, February 26th, 2022. It’s a 2 show night, and the full evening wristband gets you into both shows (remember, each show is unique). It happens in San Francisco and here are the links:

Bawdy’s 15th Anniversary (7 PM) at https://bit.ly/Bawdy15Early

The Best of Bawdy (10 PM) at https://bit.ly/Bawdy15Late

Both links include the Full Evening Wristband option plus VIP tables, Reserved Seating and more.

My Patreon Special Offer has been Extended: I’ve got a SPECIAL OFFER for new Patreon supporters! If you join at the $10/month or higher level right now, you’ll receive:

• A playlist of all of our previous livestream replays

• Collectible limited edition Bawdy stickers • Your own golden access key to the Bawdy community

You can also Support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to:

Venmo: https://venmo.com/u/bawdystorytelling Paypal: https://paypal.me/bawdystorytelling

Buy Me a Coffee: http://buymeacoff.ee/bawdy

CashApp: Cash.app/$DixieDeLaTour

And THANK YOU for your generosity!

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Episode 209: ‘Double Dommed’ (Ian Dodd)

‘Double Dommed’ (Ian Dodd)

Hosted by Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour

Opening Music: 8 Miles Wide by Storm Large

Episode Description:

Would you be disappointed if the Sense8 orgy you’d planned turned into a ‘Story of O’ weekend instead? Cinematographer Ian Dodd questioned whether he would ever be ‘man enough’ sexually, but that changed when he and his badass wife Margot opened up their 30 year marriage. Diving deep into polyamory & kink, they planned a Joshua Tree Forgy (c’mon, you know what that is) with lovers. But when Ian’s date cancels, he finds inspiration in a 1970’s TV commercial and conspires to make Margot’s secret fantasy come true. #DoublePenetration #WoundsAndScars #WaxPlay #Flogger #Rope #Submissive #Erotica #BodiceRipper

About the storyteller:

Ian Dodd lived in Los Angeles where he worked telling other people’s stories visually, as a cinematographer. He had always wanted to learn to share his own stories, so after attending a number of Bawdy live shows, he signed up for Dixie’s storytelling workshop retreat in the spring of 2019. Ian won Best of Bawdy 2020 - where listeners vote for their favorite tellers - and told this story onstage in San Francisco at our last pre-Pandemic show.

He is now retired and lives in Joshua Tree with his wife, Margot.

Song: ‘Margot’ (custom song written by Jefferson Bergey)

Links for Jefferson Bergey: Website: http://jeffersonbergey.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/jeffersonbergey/

Jefferson Bergey’s ‘Risqué show happens every Monday evening from 7 - 8:30 PM PST on YouTube, Facebook & Instagram, and it features many of the songs he’s written for Bawdy. Join us there!

Episode links:

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WORKSHOP: One spot left! I’m offering ‘How to Be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ workshop - but the first one sold out waaaay too fast! So I’ve added another class that starts on Monday, January 17th over 5 Monday evenings (we skip Valentine’s Day, and just added: Office Hours).

It’s on Zoom so you can attend from wherever you are.

https://bit.ly/HowToBeFascinating2

Questions? Contact Dixie at [email protected]

Or PRIVATE COACHING: Want me all to yourself? I’m also offering Storytelling for Self-Discovery to help you customize your stories. Anxious about navigating what’s next? Are you writing a memoir, creating a podcast or working on brand storytelling for your business? I can help you communicate with clarity - and I’d love to help you find and tell your story. Email me at [email protected] for more info.

LIVE SHOWS: Tickets are now on sale for Bawdy’s 15 Year Anniversary show on Saturday, February 26th, 2022. It’s a 2 show night (remember, each show is unique) and the full evening wristband gets you into both shows. It happens in San Francisco and here’s the the ticket links (both links take you to the Full Evening Wristband option - to see both shows! - plus you can order VIP Tables, Reserved Seating and more:

Bawdy’s 15th Anniversary (7 PM) at https://bit.ly/Bawdy15Early

The Best of Bawdy (10 PM) at https://bit.ly/Bawdy15Late

Stickers & other Bawdy goodies? I’ve got a SPECIAL OFFER for new Patreon supporters, & it’s been EXTENDED! If you join at the $10/month or higher level right now, you’ll receive:

• A playlist of all of our previous livestream replays

• Collectible limited edition Bawdy stickers • Your own golden access key to the Bawdy community

You can also Support Bawdy by sending your one-time donation to:

Venmo: