A Menagerie of Reflections...

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11/25/22 • 45 min

Hi Clarice, welcome to the LAST episode of Season 1 of the Bad Planning Podcast!! What a momentous occasion. Today we truly talk about everything under the sun so we hope you weren’t looking for any discernible plotline.

Cameos include:

Chrysanthemum Jones and Lavender Puffles
Us jumping right into Buzzsprout stats with no definition of what Buzzsprout even is
Us suffering from colossal narcissism
Anaphase, metaphase, and bananaphase
Two souls combining in the time-space continuum
Being offended by getting ghosted while actively ghosting

Bye everyone! We love you and will see you on Groundhog’s Day <3

Cameos include:

Chrysanthemum Jones and Lavender Puffles
Us jumping right into Buzzsprout stats with no definition of what Buzzsprout even is
Us suffering from colossal narcissism
Anaphase, metaphase, and bananaphase
Two souls combining in the time-space continuum
Being offended by getting ghosted while actively ghosting

Bye everyone! We love you and will see you on Groundhog’s Day <3

Previous Episode

Saying “Ew, That’s Stupid” to Random Questions

Hi Genesis, pay attention because this is our PENULTIMATE episode of season 1. #5starreview #willberenewedforanotherseason #comingsoontoNetflix

Okay, great. Today, in a stunning show of bloated self importance, Quill & Audrey catastrophize themselves into a therapy session about what it’s like to be content creators with 12 followers. As the father of modern psychology, Freud, said... literally no one cares.

Lol anyway, we have writer’s block so we can’t think of a charming way to transition to the topic of the episode, but it’s basically us answering mediocre random questions.

Cameos include:

Sophie’s choice between a cat and a dog
Quill’s unproblematic description of the christmas spirit: A time that everyone, collectively in the space, decides is sacred. This is a sacred time and everyone is really in tune that this is a time to respect each other and be together.
Audrey’s dream of going into witpro to work at a bar in Dublin filled with charming and respectful Irish people
Quill’s unrequited love for Shark Boy
Us deciding that judging a book by its cover is 100% a valid book-choosing strategy

Next Episode

Groundhog Day & The Literal Cult of Punxsutawney Phil

Hi Phyllis, it’s us, your favorite podcasting moguls, Bad Planning. Much like the groundhog pre-February 2nd, we took a quick hibernation to #relaxandunwind and now we’re ready to claw our way out of our den into the brilliant sunlight of February 2nd, ready for fame. Also, who decided February was going to be spelled like that?
In today’s episode, Quill & Audrey asked themselves “what whitespace in the Podcast Metaverse can we fill?” and landed on Groundhogs. How fresh and fun and flirty, what a choice.
Cameos include:

Alina and her sweeping, marmot-themed back tattoo
Phil the Groundhog being cockblocked by a band of Winston Churchill cosplayers
Using your phat ass to determine the arrival of spring, not forced groundhog labor
Big ol’ hibernation titties
Willie the sexy, Canadian white groundhog. Phil could never.
Coke Zero being the everlasting life elixir for Phil - but not Phyllis lol bye Phyllis
Gobbler’s Knob’s Got Talent
An actual, literal cult. No joke.

Love u <3