EP 11 - Ham Fisted WTF

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03/17/23 • 47 min

We all need emergency radios so we can get to the Hammers! Aka amateur radio people that are licensed by the FCC with call signs, not call girls by the way... Can daddy see into my brain? And know that I have no fucking clue what he’s talking about - rainbows and shit.. I mean, I love rainbows - good vibes only. We find out that daddy loves loves loves humpback whales! Short waves, long waves, I don’t know the difference. I can’t believe my daddy hasn’t ever talked under water and that he thinks my brother looks like a dolphin with ears - or was it a humpback whale with ears? Hmmm... Quit playing with your velcro!!

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