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Ask My Daddy

Joel and Deanna

Daddy and Daughter duo tackle some of the most random questions, mostly for entertainment but maybe we will learn something new together! We drink and we swear so may not be suitable for younger listeners. Submit questions at [email protected]

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04/21/23 • 27 min

LISTENER QUESTION! Yes, we do take questions from our listeners so keep sending them in!! Why the fuck are yawns contagious? Just talking about yawns makes us yawn - the human brain is cray, y’all. We take this question with mouths open wide - for alcohol, lots of alcohol. We figure out we are the opposite of psychopaths because we yawn so much and there’s no psycho kitties in this household! There may be some zen-ness and mispronunciations, that’s just how we roll... Do we figure out why we yawn when some stranger yawns or your daddy or a kitty or if we’re all just yawning assholes? That’s debatable, we will have to consult with the finger meter from the neuroethicist. We could just be nutty ballies. But, let us know what you think!

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04/21/23 • 27 min

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04/14/23 • 37 min

Alright y’all we got a battle of veshies or veggies, wtf ever, it really doesn’t matter. We go DEEP (exaggeration) into beets (aka vulgar betas) and radishes (aka rap anus). And then the unexpected happens - XYZ, PQR - er mah gawd who doesn’t know what XYZ means? Probably someone who grew up in the 50’s and 60’s *shrug emoji* I have never grown either, maybe ate one or the other, but daddy comes out as the expert in this convo! Of course we go on tangents but do we go on what is opposite of a tangent - central low-kiy, I don’t know the letters of that word so there’s that.. Spoiler alert - that may not be real. I do like an alliteration - bash on beets and veggies and radishes (rad-eye for plural?) We can’t remember what the fuck we are talking about half the time, but that isn’t anything new for this crew. $hout out to those who know Latin - this will be a very enjoyable episode. Beat us hilarium, beta vulgaris - not Barabas.. Radishes are too linguistic for me, don’t at me - same root; different endings. HARRY POTTER with accuension (SP??) What is the conversion between days and weeks? I’ll take a sip (or several) to this convo, hopefully with the little magic boy!

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04/14/23 • 37 min

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04/07/23 • 50 min

My daddy has too many of his intelligables in this episode, but he’s still funny as shit. We address a listener question weaved in with tips of cars, tricks in cars? What? Kids are cheap, at least when it comes to bleeding brakes and doing other mundane car maintenance. How many miles can you go between oil changes, tire changes, brake changes. What’s a hubby’s purpose? Car shit per daddy- guess it’s a man’s world, lame. Candy coated dip sticks sound good, but not when it comes to oil and engines, gross.. Full self serve is a thing, I think, but what do I know? I know there are baby checking oil machines and now I know when to call in the professionals - never cuz I don’t have clutches. Avoid ditches and keep the shiny side up, no Textin’ and Weavin’ either, ha! Too many invisible trailers on the road too.. Lort help us. I’ll drink to all of this with the Russian Volvo Man, of course.

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04/07/23 • 50 min

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04/01/23 • 41 min

Lucky number 13 and Daddy knows that cuz he’s a peeker and a cheater, but I love him! When you’re a chemist, any place can be your lab, including your home. WTF is liniment and can we make it at home? Yes and no, sometimes maybe... Dooly wads that go along with extrasensual blah blah blah - I can’t even spell what my daddy said. We go from not making homemade shit to massages to hollow candles that draw out ear wax... How the...?? I mean, this episode is def on brand for us and is as interesting as... doctor visits and squirting tickly water pics, question mark?? We are throwing out so many nicknames to some of our listeners, Shelby the Sheister, Kasshole and WTF Help Desk Stephen!!! Roger Wilko

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04/01/23 • 41 min

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03/24/23 • 38 min

Time for another rapid fire session with my daddy! What a treat this variety of bullshit questions will be to your ears, a mixed bag from my brain and listener brains. We talk about left threads, right threads - lefty tighty, righty loosey. Only homemade pants can have an odd number of pockets - really? Tit for tat pet competition ensues, as well - pony owners always win, especially when they carry around wiggly pigs for an apple treat. I guess we give our new listeners call signs, again, not call girls.. Or maybe just a nickname like Henry the Hammer.. Factoids galore, tangents galore, maybe just some gore! And do we really need a mascot, only if it’s a fly with a timer or stopwatch or whatever the fuck my daddy suggested.. Daddy thinks it is hard to get off topic with a list of rapid fire questions, but this episode is here to prove that theory wrong. Let's trans-mor-ga-fy through this crazy ether together and not learn a whole lot and at a very un-rapido pace, drink up!!

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03/24/23 • 38 min

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03/17/23 • 47 min

We all need emergency radios so we can get to the Hammers! Aka amateur radio people that are licensed by the FCC with call signs, not call girls by the way... Can daddy see into my brain? And know that I have no fucking clue what he’s talking about - rainbows and shit.. I mean, I love rainbows - good vibes only. We find out that daddy loves loves loves humpback whales! Short waves, long waves, I don’t know the difference. I can’t believe my daddy hasn’t ever talked under water and that he thinks my brother looks like a dolphin with ears - or was it a humpback whale with ears? Hmmm... Quit playing with your velcro!!

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03/17/23 • 47 min

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03/10/23 • 46 min

We are talking about pipes in this episode, not dicks.. Just regular degular house pipes. Heavy pipes don’t make a house fall down or would they fall like Legos without glue? Nothing needs support these days or maybe that is just how builders think. Low pressure high pressure - what’s the big deal with supercooling water and living in the South? No variety of pipes ‘round here. Big bad werewolf blowing down PVC houses with lil’ PVC piggies always makes for a good time. Daddy is being a fun sponge saying my alcohol consumption will kill germs but me too and wants to invite Prudence and Moderation to the party, no thank you papasita... Last, but not least, what makes me happy after these dark twists and turns, chocolate and Scotch - YES! But first, an update to EPISODE 9 - Gimme That Remote! Now what was the topic again???

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03/10/23 • 46 min

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03/03/23 • 46 min

Tesla relates to remotes, who knew? My daddy, the Chemist, duh! Do we have lazy bones or do we just need a “space command”? Maybe, but we will briefly brush across the history of a remote controller as I try to wrangle this scientist's brain to stay on track. How long have we been lazy ass fucks, needing these plastic pieces of shit to control our entertainment? A long time, it turns out. And then there’s dreams - how in the world do we get to chattin’ about dreams... only big words can ‘splain it. Plus cats in a small shitter, of course. Cheers to this episode!

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03/03/23 • 46 min

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02/24/23 • 66 min

We are back bitches with a full ass episode! An example of good Daddy advice - it’s always best to stay above room temperature aka you don’t want to reach equilibrium. Pretty much everything has an expiration date, ours are just unknown... Another item that has a hard to decipher expiration date, salt! Does salt need an expiration date? What does salt have to do with Julius Cesar? We bring all of this together (and much more including Nassholes) in this episode. Let’s go down the rabbit hole and maybe come out on the other side with some fresh veggies from the Ice Man.

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02/24/23 • 66 min

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04/28/23 • 21 min

Rock Hard Crabs somehow instigate a conversation about invisible rainbows and vibration parties. We learn dot gov websites are legit cuz that is the interwebs.. Duh! Crabs are gross shedding their eyeballs but how do they replenish what they molt.. And did you know that crabs have gills, wtf? We all know now. Crabs are little calcium factories - what in the world?! We explore calcium carbonate and how it's not related to teeth - click click. We touch on phallic, nope, the fallacy of green energy people who be hatin’ on carbon dioxide, hashtag shrug just go with it. Trees and crabs need to live in unity so that humans can breathe. Don’t worry, be happy in this episode - you’re welcome for putting that Bobby McFarren (spelling??) song in your head. Chemistry is too much math, my momma taught me double negatives are wrong - but are they?? Let’s drink to crab farms!

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04/28/23 • 21 min

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How many episodes does Ask My Daddy have?

Ask My Daddy currently has 44 episodes available.

What topics does Ask My Daddy cover?

The podcast is about Podcasts and Education.

What is the most popular episode on Ask My Daddy?

The episode title 'EP 16 - Secret Psycho Yawns' is the most popular.

What is the average episode length on Ask My Daddy?

The average episode length on Ask My Daddy is 40 minutes.

How often are episodes of Ask My Daddy released?

Episodes of Ask My Daddy are typically released every 7 days.

When was the first episode of Ask My Daddy?

The first episode of Ask My Daddy was released on Dec 30, 2022.

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