Ask My Daddy

LISTENER QUESTION! Yes, we do take questions from our listeners so keep sending them in!! Why the fuck are yawns contagious? Just talking about yawns makes us yawn - the human brain is cray, y’all. We take this question with mouths open wide - for alcohol, lots of alcohol. We figure out we are the opposite of psychopaths because we yawn so much and there’s no psycho kitties in this household! There may be some zen-ness and mispronunciations, that’s just how we roll... Do we figure out why we yawn when some stranger yawns or your daddy or a kitty or if we’re all just yawning assholes? That’s debatable, we will have to consult with the finger meter from the neuroethicist. We could just be nutty ballies. But, let us know what you think!

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Alright y’all we got a battle of veshies or veggies, wtf ever, it really doesn’t matter. We go DEEP (exaggeration) into beets (aka vulgar betas) and radishes (aka rap anus). And then the unexpected happens - XYZ, PQR - er mah gawd who doesn’t know what XYZ means? Probably someone who grew up in the 50’s and 60’s *shrug emoji* I have never grown either, maybe ate one or the other, but daddy comes out as the expert in this convo! Of course we go on tangents but do we go on what is opposite of a tangent - central low-kiy, I don’t know the letters of that word so there’s that.. Spoiler alert - that may not be real. I do like an alliteration - bash on beets and veggies and radishes (rad-eye for plural?) We can’t remember what the fuck we are talking about half the time, but that isn’t anything new for this crew. $hout out to those who know Latin - this will be a very enjoyable episode. Beat us hilarium, beta vulgaris - not Barabas.. Radishes are too linguistic for me, don’t at me - same root; different endings. HARRY POTTER with accuension (SP??) What is the conversion between days and weeks? I’ll take a sip (or several) to this convo, hopefully with the little magic boy!

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My daddy has too many of his intelligables in this episode, but he’s still funny as shit. We address a listener question weaved in with tips of cars, tricks in cars? What? Kids are cheap, at least when it comes to bleeding brakes and doing other mundane car maintenance. How many miles can you go between oil changes, tire changes, brake changes. What’s a hubby’s purpose? Car shit per daddy- guess it’s a man’s world, lame. Candy coated dip sticks sound good, but not when it comes to oil and engines, gross.. Full self serve is a thing, I think, but what do I know? I know there are baby checking oil machines and now I know when to call in the professionals - never cuz I don’t have clutches. Avoid ditches and keep the shiny side up, no Textin’ and Weavin’ either, ha! Too many invisible trailers on the road too.. Lort help us. I’ll drink to all of this with the Russian Volvo Man, of course.

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Lucky number 13 and Daddy knows that cuz he’s a peeker and a cheater, but I love him! When you’re a chemist, any place can be your lab, including your home. WTF is liniment and can we make it at home? Yes and no, sometimes maybe... Dooly wads that go along with extrasensual blah blah blah - I can’t even spell what my daddy said. We go from not making homemade shit to massages to hollow candles that draw out ear wax... How the...?? I mean, this episode is def on brand for us and is as interesting as... doctor visits and squirting tickly water pics, question mark?? We are throwing out so many nicknames to some of our listeners, Shelby the Sheister, Kasshole and WTF Help Desk Stephen!!! Roger Wilko

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Time for another rapid fire session with my daddy! What a treat this variety of bullshit questions will be to your ears, a mixed bag from my brain and listener brains. We talk about left threads, right threads - lefty tighty, righty loosey. Only homemade pants can have an odd number of pockets - really? Tit for tat pet competition ensues, as well - pony owners always win, especially when they carry around wiggly pigs for an apple treat. I guess we give our new listeners call signs, again, not call girls.. Or maybe just a nickname like Henry the Hammer.. Factoids galore, tangents galore, maybe just some gore! And do we really need a mascot, only if it’s a fly with a timer or stopwatch or whatever the fuck my daddy suggested.. Daddy thinks it is hard to get off topic with a list of rapid fire questions, but this episode is here to prove that theory wrong. Let's trans-mor-ga-fy through this crazy ether together and not learn a whole lot and at a very un-rapido pace, drink up!!

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