Episode 145: We Were Born To Do This- The Story Of A Lady Of Leisure And A Dominatrix
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03/05/20 • 61 min
What dear listeners do you think you were born to do? Save lives? Help others? Work with underprivileged children? Well, naturally, the ladies have some ideas about what they were born to do and let’s just say that it doesn’t have much of a moral upside.
Welcome in to episode 45! Where the ladies will do almost anything if you pay them enough and if someone could help them set up their dominatrix website, that would be cool too. This week the ladies share their highlight and lowlight reel (the barn is back again, we are old and throwing out our backs). Local Sacramento news is poppin’ nationally (we have a Sacramentan as the bachelorette!) The ladies discuss how MLM’s are bullshit for those living under rocks and Claire brings you some random treasure hunter news. Advice this week comes from a listener who wants to date a coworker, the ladies divulge what they were “born to do”. Finally, listeners get to know more stuff we like right now, (makeup and bomb local shops) and bring you this weeks hater (Corona Virus watch out).
Vanderpink Margarita
2 parts Tequila
2 parts Lime juice
1 part peach purée
1 part orange liqueur
Dash of hibiscus syrup
Ice if you aren’t a hood rat like fran
Did you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?
Find us @abvpodcast on insta and twitter
What dear listeners do you think you were born to do? Save lives? Help others? Work with underprivileged children? Well, naturally, the ladies have some ideas about what they were born to do and let’s just say that it doesn’t have much of a moral upside.
Welcome in to episode 45! Where the ladies will do almost anything if you pay them enough and if someone could help them set up their dominatrix website, that would be cool too. This week the ladies share their highlight and lowlight reel (the barn is back again, we are old and throwing out our backs). Local Sacramento news is poppin’ nationally (we have a Sacramentan as the bachelorette!) The ladies discuss how MLM’s are bullshit for those living under rocks and Claire brings you some random treasure hunter news. Advice this week comes from a listener who wants to date a coworker, the ladies divulge what they were “born to do”. Finally, listeners get to know more stuff we like right now, (makeup and bomb local shops) and bring you this weeks hater (Corona Virus watch out).
Vanderpink Margarita
2 parts Tequila
2 parts Lime juice
1 part peach purée
1 part orange liqueur
Dash of hibiscus syrup
Ice if you aren’t a hood rat like fran
Did you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?
Find us @abvpodcast on insta and twitter
Previous Episode
Episode 144: Where Does One Find Adult Sized Baby Diapers? Asking For A Friend.
Do you, or anyone you know, happen to have the number of a girl or guy who could hook it up with the cute printed diapers that babies wear? Yes?! Ok... but not for babies, we will be needing those in adult sizes, please and thank you kindly. Also, we will be stealing all your cute miniature sized items (think mini salt shaker) if you allow us in your home or establishment. K. Thanks.
Welcome in to episode 44! What the hell is going on here this week you ask? Well, this faux spring has got us all ready for summer, bomb drinks and light kleptomania. This week Claire has a thorn to share (don’t mind Fran as she pats herself on the back) and sneak preview the barn begins making appearances in the weekly highlight reel! The duo is also sharing some interesting news about the ABDL world (look it up or just listen) and an influencer who duped her followers into thinking she was on a Bali vacation, when in reality she just went to Ikea. Advice this week comes from a listener struggling with a nightmare of a friend and the ladies share what family members would assume they would be arrested for. Finally, listeners get to know more stuff we like right now, (adorable coffee shops and sexy death podcasts) and bring you this weeks hater (Fran gets it guys).
Faux Spring Refresher
2 parts Vodka
2 parts watermelon juice
1 part watermelon flavored sparkling water (we used a caffeinated version)
Juice of half a lime
Did you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?
Find us @abvpodcast on insta and twitter
Next Episode
Episode 146: Can We Be Friends Anymore If You Call Me The T-Word?
How does one stay friends with their “best friend” after an insult is hurled so brazenly? Can a relationship be repaired when someone uses the “T-Word”? Is Claire acting like our ass clown, train wreck, corrupt, lying president? Is Fran justified in her name calling? You be the judge.
Welcome in to episode 46, where the ladies are back to their old arguments, Claire is getting drunk and Fran is being angry. PREDICTABLE. This week the gals give you their weeks in review (teaching a class in the Golden 1 arena, kids peeing their pants, solo parenting, ya know the usual). Hard hitting news is shared (Hello new White Claw flavors!) Advice this week comes from a listener who wants to know if you can stay friends with an ex- and chaos ensues. The ladies get real personal when they share what their strangest Amazon purchases were and listeners get to know more stuff we like right now, (Mist Body Bar and Miss Americana Documentary). Lastly, this weeks hater is brought to you by one star reviews with no explanation ).
DST Panacea
2 parts Vodka
2 parts orange juice
1 part lime juice
1 part lemon lime soda
Mint
Ice
Did you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?
Find us @abvpodcast on insta and twitter
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