AFL Song Scrutiny: "They Found Out That I Keep All the Ducks in My House"

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12/30/22 • 48 min

In our season one finale, we answer a question that's been brewing in our minds for close to three years: which club songs are the most factually accurate? We took to ranking all 18 songs into tiers, based both on clubs' recent veracity and on their overall trends. One in particular falls below the rest, especially after this past season.

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