Don't Judge A Piece Of Candy By The Wrapper

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08/15/24 • 35 min

In this episode of Adventures of Des and Cort, we’re unwrapping a whole lot of laughs (and life lessons). 🎙️ First up, we’re diving into the hero complex—because some dudes just can’t resist swooping in like they’re auditioning for a Marvel movie. 🦸‍♂️

Next, we’re dropping some serious wisdom: Don’t judge a piece of candy by its wrapper. 🍬 You never know what sweet (or sour) surprises lie beneath the surface! And since we’re rocking the empty nest life, we’ve taken up some new hobbies like guitar, dance, and—naturally—golf. Who says you can’t teach old dogs new tricks? 🎸💃⛳️

Meanwhile, we’re sending out thoughts and prayers to the astronauts stuck in space, and wondering if Raygun, the Olympic break dancer, could moonwalk them back to Earth. 🕺🚀 Plus, we’re talking Olympic canoeing—because nothing says "high stakes" like paddling for gold. 🛶

And let’s not forget that heart-stopping moment when you think you’ve lost something important. Cue the panic! 😱

Get ready for an episode packed with humor, insight, and the kind of girlfriend chats that feel like home. 🎉 #AdventuresOfDesAndCort #HeroComplex #CandyWisdom #EmptyNestHobbies #OlympicCanoeing #LostAndFoundPanic

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And let’s not forget that heart-stopping moment when you think you’ve lost something important. Cue the panic! 😱

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Small Town Bandits, Anonymous Cheaters and Nickname Nonsense

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Get ready for a wild ride on this episode of "Adventures of Des and Cort"! 🎙️ In "Small Town Bandits, Anonymous Cheaters and Nickname Nonsense," we’re diving into the gossip mill with anonymous posts about cheating husbands—because if you’re going to spill the tea, might as well make it anonymous! 🍵😏
We’ll also discuss the latest in local bank robberies—nothing says small-town excitement like a good heist, right? 💰🔍 Plus, we’re airing out those habits we wish we didn’t have and sharing our strategies for navigating those super awkward situations that make us wish we could disappear. 😬💨
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