Adventures of Des and Cort
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In each episode, Des and Cort delve deep into the intricacies of their bond, sharing stories of their adventures, triumphs, and challenges. From navigating the complexities of relationships to tackling career aspirations and personal growth, nothing is off-limits.
But this podcast isn't just about Des and Cort—it's a celebration of the sisterhood and camaraderie that binds women together. Through their candid discussions and relatable anecdotes, they aim to create a safe and welcoming space where listeners can see themselves reflected, find solidarity, and perhaps glean a nugget of wisdom or two.
So whether you're in need of a good laugh, a shoulder to lean on, or simply seeking connection with kindred spirits, tune in to the Adventures of Des & Cort podcast. Because life's greatest journey is best traveled with a friend by your side
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Mama Knows Best- Dee Takes the Mic!
Adventures of Des and Cort
11/26/24 • 42 min
This week, we handed over the mic to none other than Dee—Des’s mom, the headbutt queen, and unofficial boss of everything. 💁♀️ From hilarious stories of Des growing up, to Dee’s first impression of Cortnie, this episode is equal parts roast and toast. 🔥🍞
We’re talking:
Dee’s unique punishment methods (spoiler: headbutts were involved) 🤕
What we’re thankful for this year (besides wine, obviously) 🍷
A sprinkle of Thanksgiving 🦃
And, of course, life advice from Dee, because Mama always knows best💡
Whether you’re peeling potatoes or hiding from your family this holiday season, tune in for laughs, wisdom, and a whole lotta sass. 👏
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I Got My Workin' Hair On
Adventures of Des and Cort
11/21/24 • 32 min
This week, we’re tackling life one ugly concentration face at a time. Des discovered she has an underbite when she’s deep in the zone with her “workin’ hair” on—and trust us, insurance doesn’t make staying in the zone easy. Speaking of hard things (pun intended), we’re breaking down a new Netflix doc and a commercial for fixing a... crooked situation for the fellas.
We also dive into the glass ball vs. rubber ball theory because adulting is a juggling act. Are we prioritizing what matters, or are we just throwing things in the air and hoping for the best? From cozying up on the couch to going full glam out on the town, our all-or-nothing personalities are showing this season. Oh, and slugging for anti-aging? How much is too much? We’re exhausted just thinking about it.
Join us for the laughs, the chaos, and the reminder to take it all in stride—workin’ hair optional!
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Adventuring at The Drift
Adventures of Des and Cort
11/13/24 • 38 min
This week, we dive deep into the wild, uncharted aisles of Costco, where spatial awareness goes to die. 🛒 We also get real about the ups, downs, and dry spells of adult intimacy (yep, sometimes it’s more “checklist” than “passion”). Plus, we’re heading off to The Drift for a little podcasting adventure getaway—don’t miss the details on our upcoming *giveaway* 👀!
We’re also untangling the Christmas lights a tad early and calling out those influencers who keep it *just a little* too fake. It’s funny, it’s honest, and it’s a wild ride—just like Costco on a Saturday! 🎄
🎖️ Veterans Day Special at The Drift! 🎖️
In honor of Veterans Day, we’re celebrating those who’ve served with an exclusive 20% off discount at The Drift in Garden Valley! Just an hour’s drive from Boise, The Drift offers a true mountain escape—2,200 sq. ft. of modern comfort nestled among majestic evergreens, complete with 1,000 sq. ft. of outdoor decking, a cozy fire pit, and a hot tub to unwind under the stars. 🌲🔥
For a limited time, veterans can book this stunning 3-bedroom, 3.5-bath getaway with 20% off using code 20forVets (that’s twenty-f-o-r-Vets) when booking atthedrift.directstays.com. But hurry! This offer is valid for stays from November 2024 through March 2025, and the discount ends on November 30, 2024.
Bring up to 11 guests, pack your sense of adventure, and get ready to “Escape to Imagine” at The Drift! 🏞️✨
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Ladies and Gentlemen, Sophia!
Adventures of Des and Cort
11/06/24 • 52 min
In this week’s episode, we bring on Desiree's daughter, Sophia, for a deep dive into the life of a young adult with all its unique joys and hilarious horrors! 😆 Sophia spills on everything, from the life lessons Esmerelda the Imaginary Enforcer taught her, to the thrill of adulting tasks like getting her tires changed. 🛠️🚗
We get the lowdown on her adventures as a waitress, complete with the oddballs she meets daily, and hear about her legendary hobby of trolling Tinder bros just for laughs. 😜💕 Plus, we chat about her escapades in Seattle—where she and her BFFs pull their own undercover identities à la spy mission—and her next destination? London, baby! 🇬🇧✨
It's all the sass, laughs, and wanderlust you didn’t know you needed.
🎖️ Veterans Day Special at The Drift! 🎖️
In honor of Veterans Day, we’re celebrating those who’ve served with an exclusive 20% off discount at The Drift in Garden Valley! Just an hour’s drive from Boise, The Drift offers a true mountain escape—2,200 sq. ft. of modern comfort nestled among majestic evergreens, complete with 1,000 sq. ft. of outdoor decking, a cozy fire pit, and a hot tub to unwind under the stars. 🌲🔥
For a limited time, veterans can book this stunning 3-bedroom, 3.5-bath getaway with 20% off using code TwentyforVets when booking at thedrift.directstays.com. But hurry! This offer is valid for stays from November 2024 through March 2025, and the discount ends on November 30, 2024.
Bring up to 11 guests, pack your sense of adventure, and get ready to “Escape to Imagine” at The Drift! 🏞️✨
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It's a Bop!
Adventures of Des and Cort
11/03/24 • 30 min
Get ready for It’s a Bop! 🎶 In this episode, we dive into the real hot topics: election drama and the surprising bops that came from Trump soundbites (who knew?!), why weight seems to bounce back faster than we can recover from the flu, and dudes hitting new lows with their thirst traps. 👀 Des recounts a manic shopping spree that somehow ended in a new car (it’s a mood, okay?), and Cort’s tales from parents weekend at University of Idaho remind us why parents and college campuses are a wild mix (yes, she felt her age.) 😂 Add in our collective rant on aggressive drivers, and you’ve got an episode that’s a true jam! 🎧
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Pink Pony Club
Adventures of Des and Cort
10/24/24 • 36 min
In this week’s episode of Pink Pony Club, we’re serving up a wild mix of topics you didn’t know you needed. 🎉 We’re blowin’ hot air (literally) with a new blow drier, to the ear-worm that is Pink Pony Club 🎶 (seriously, it won’t leave our heads), we’re covering it all. We also dive into Abercrombie & Fitch getting indicted (who saw that coming?), and why driving at night feels like an Olympic sport now that we’re older.
Oh, and speaking of forgetfulness—wait until you hear the story about someone who can’t remember where they got married or if they’re even divorced. 🙃 Plus, we're bracing ourselves for Parents’ Weekend, where we’ll try to avoid feeling ancient. And in today’s economy, people are out here selling worn panties for cash 💸... because, well, fetishes are weird and times are tough.
Get ready for a hilarious ride of random stories, questionable decisions, and more awkward laughter than we can handle.
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SCRAM!
Adventures of Des and Cort
10/17/24 • 37 min
In this episode of Scram!, we chat about everything from our hilarious kids (like that time Sophia convinced her friend Des was hosting a Columbus Day party—um, what? 🤨) to the ridiculous things we put off forever, like Cortnie’s year-long quest to buy a new pillow 🛏️. We also dive into the joys of waking up one day and realizing crepe skin and fine lines have moved in for good 😬. But don’t worry, we’re keeping our tan year-round with some serious self-tanner game ✨. We did our bestie clothes try-on and crushed it 💁♀️👗! Plus, our adult kids are finally realizing they love us after all—initiating texts and calls like real grown-ups 📱❤️. And let’s talk about how reverse psychology makes us pros at things we hate (like making the bed 🛌), and the ultimate truth: sometimes we just want our husbands to scram so we can have fun in peace 😆🙅♀️!
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Fishy Guests, Sleep Screamers & The Titty Baby
Adventures of Des and Cort
10/10/24 • 38 min
This week, we're serving up a platter of random annoyances and awkwardness, starting with the people who can't pronounce basic words (looking at you, "expresso"), followed by the soul-sucking energy of airport idiots and those who thrive on talking trash. Oh, and let’s not forget the age-old saying that guests start smelling like fish when they’ve overstayed their welcome—we dive into that *fishy* situation, too. 🐠
Cory’s got a new talent: sleep-screaming, and poor Des got the brunt of it. Then there’s the 30-year-old man caught breastfeeding *because it "soothed him."* Yep, you heard that right—prepare yourselves for that hot mess! Oh, and the TikTok rug drama that spiraled out of control.
It’s a rollercoaster of rants, randoms, and a whole lot of wtf moments. Tune in and join the laughter (or the cringing—your choice)! 🎙️🙈
#OverstayedGuests #SleepScreamerSagas #TittyBabyTales #GrammarGripes #TikTokRugDrama
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Josh Has Entered The Chat
Adventures of Des and Cort
10/03/24 • 49 min
This week, we bring in the man, the myth, the husband—Josh! 🎤 We put Cortnie’s better half in the hot seat to talk all things tiny dicks (left to find, of course), slow golfers ruining his day ⛳, and what truly grinds his gears—and *loves* about our friendship. We also take a trip down memory lane to some classic Josh mishaps: like that time he bought a giant truck *thinking* it was 4-wheel drive (spoiler: it wasn’t), banging up the camper 🚐, and, oh yeah, driving a post pounder straight onto his head. Ouch doesn't even cover it! 😬
Happy Birthday, BUF!
Get ready for some laughs, life lessons, and a little bit of Josh wisdom.
#JoshHasEnteredTheChat #TinyDicksAndBigTrucks #OopsMoments #GolfersGonnaGolf #PostPounderProblems #MarriageGoals
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It Hurts Me More Than It Hurts You
Adventures of Des and Cort
12/05/24 • 37 min
This week, we ponder what we’d do if martial law was enacted (Des would be a hot mess, and Cort would definitely test the boundaries—naturally). Plus, the latest episode of Cory's Sleep Chronicles features him attempting to turn on a lamp... in his dreams.
Life lately? We’re perpetually sleepy but forcing ourselves out to socialize, and every time we do, we remember just how fun we actually are.
Des gets hilariously ragey when people dare to return her infamous love taps but will lose it if you dare tap her back. (The audacity!) Cort shares how her delivery driver treat cart is the serotonin boost we all need this season, it’s bringing her and her drivers all the joy this season. It’s equal parts chaos and heartwarming joy—just like us.
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FAQ
How many episodes does Adventures of Des and Cort have?
Adventures of Des and Cort currently has 38 episodes available.
What topics does Adventures of Des and Cort cover?
The podcast is about News, Entertainment News, Adulting, Midlife, Friendship, Therapy, Humor, Comedy, Podcasts and Current Events.
What is the most popular episode on Adventures of Des and Cort?
The episode title 'I Got My Workin' Hair On' is the most popular.
What is the average episode length on Adventures of Des and Cort?
The average episode length on Adventures of Des and Cort is 39 minutes.
How often are episodes of Adventures of Des and Cort released?
Episodes of Adventures of Des and Cort are typically released every 7 days.
When was the first episode of Adventures of Des and Cort?
The first episode of Adventures of Des and Cort was released on Mar 29, 2024.
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