Adventures of Des and Cort

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In this week’s episode, we bring on Desiree's daughter, Sophia, for a deep dive into the life of a young adult with all its unique joys and hilarious horrors! 😆 Sophia spills on everything, from the life lessons Esmerelda the Imaginary Enforcer taught her, to the thrill of adulting tasks like getting her tires changed. 🛠️🚗

We get the lowdown on her adventures as a waitress, complete with the oddballs she meets daily, and hear about her legendary hobby of trolling Tinder bros just for laughs. 😜💕 Plus, we chat about her escapades in Seattle—where she and her BFFs pull their own undercover identities à la spy mission—and her next destination? London, baby! 🇬🇧✨

It's all the sass, laughs, and wanderlust you didn’t know you needed.
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Get ready to dial 911.. or maybe just laugh until you cry! In this episode of Adventures of Des and Cort, we're serving up some hot flashes, hilarious tales, and a side of vigilante justice! From our hot flash grievances to our tendencies to play neighborhood watch, no shady business goes unnoticed on our watch! Don't worry, amidst the crime fighting shenanigans, we still find time to dish about the latest happenings in our lives.
So grab your badge or call the cops!

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In this episode, we unpack a senior moment that led Des to accidentally download something that made her computer scream for help (the internet is a scary place, folks). We also attempt to navigate the absolute emotional landmine that is... being given a compliment. Like, what do you want us to do, smile? Say thank you?? Our imposter syndrome said no.

We also catch up on the Handmaid’s Tale (no spoilers, but we’re still emotionally unstable), dive into the nostalgia rabbit hole of the upcoming Besties Social Club: Rewind event (the bangs were big, the box dye was strong), and talk about how Instagram is out here exposing our DMs with that new “wanna share this Reel you just sent privately?” feature. 🚩No thanks, Zuck. Stay outta our brains.

Dee got a new nickname (👋 Meet Oscar, but you’re not allowed to call her that unless you love her), Cort's TikTok feed has taken a sharp left into CreepTok, and we’re once again accidentally twinning like the psychic weirdos we are—outfits, phrases, brainwaves and all.

Also... did you know one of life’s biggest tragedies is that you’ll never truly know how deeply loved you are? 💔From your mom memorizing your baby face to people associating you with songs, it’s a reminder to soak it up, even if you panic and awkward laugh when someone’s nice to you.

We’re awkward. We’re kinda tired. But we’re doing our best. See you at Rewind, Besties. 💕

#telluswesuck #awkwardgirliesunite #impostersyndrome #oscarvibes #adventuresofdesandcort #bigbangenergy #creeptok #twinsies #bestiessocialclub

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This week, we’re living proof that money can’t buy happiness... but we’re pretty sure it could rent it for a while. 🤷‍♀️ We kick things off by bitching just enough to clear our chakras before getting back to being grateful or whatever. If only we were trust fund babies, we’d be out here living our best lives...golfing, gym’ing, vacationing, and swiping the Black Card like we’re in a rom-com montage. Instead, we’re over here stress-spending on things that make zero sense (but hey, retail therapy is still therapy).
Cort goes full Ms. Cleo mode🔮 and deep dives into the blood moon, total lunar eclipse, and Mercury retrograde because surely the universe is to blame for this mess, right? Meanwhile, Des had a highly specific dream about Biloxi, Mississippi, and now she’s convinced we need to book a trip immediately. ✈️
And let’s talk about how our dance moves have evolved over the years. From grinding in our 20s to shuffling with our hands in the air in our 40s...because nothing says “I’m still fun, I swear” like aggressively raising the roof while praying your knees don’t give out. 💃🙌
Come laugh, commiserate, and manifest millions with us. Because if we can’t be rich, at least we can be ridiculous.🤣💰

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This week’s episode is brought to you by hot flashes and hotter takes 🔥

Cort’s still fired up over Idaho’s worst drivers (and giving them a piece of her mind in her car ALONE), and Des is in a full-blown rage spiral over those preachy “I’m better than you” posts. 🚨 We get it, you're holier than thou and so cool (but still weirdly posting trying to be relatable?).

We chat about how scrolling first thing in the morning is messing up our mornings, and how Des’s F45 workout had her questioning all her life choices... and her ability to sit without wincing.

We recap our golf trip to Quail Hollow ⛳beautiful views, killer hills, and humbling. Then chat about a few mean girls who missed the “be kind” memo. Why is it so hard to just be happy for other women? Ugh.

Cort shares her latest summer gem: the Tipsy Tank is BACK, and she’s ready for a little Chunky Dunkin’—sunshine, snacks, and swimsuits that don’t give you a complex. 🍷🩱

Plus: we weigh in on the Karen Read case (we think the jury got it right) and talk about the real goal in life... being supportive, not salty.

Pour something cold, grab a snack, and hit play. It’s like hanging with your unfiltered besties who just want everyone to calm down and be nice. (Unless you’re a tailgater. Then buckle up.)

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