1Upsmanship: Sifu

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06/01/22 • 51 min

Adam and Michael discuss the crunchy combat of this year’s Sifu by Sloclap! Both hosts found the game’s ability to create the feeling of becoming powerful incredibly satisfying. Unfortunately for them, it isn’t real fighting and they’re both still wimps in real life. Seriously, you could probably just push Swaim over and he’d just say “Left Stick Up, Left Stick Up + X.”

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Transcript

Speaker 100:00:00.080

Hey boy, this really seems like the right episode to just walk up and punch a guy in the mouth. Doesn't it just seem like, does you just let's just want to like get a quick chop to the mouth to get this one started. I mean, you're the only guy here. I know, I knew what I was offering.

Speaker 100:00:28.960

God damn, Adam. That's right, the one episode we record physically in the same space. Why I've been waiting ag