Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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Comedy! This week on Your Mom's House, Mark Normand stops by to talk about his new special Soup to Nuts, his workout routine, and to enjoy some of Tom's Horrible or Hilarious clips and Christina's TikTok Curations. We also get two new Cap Reports and a follow-up on bisexuality from a fellow comedian. Other topics include: How often to "sharpen your knife", what addiction to choose, and the recent resurgence of the R-Word. Finally, we're imposing a weight limit here at Studio Jeans and Tom calls Dr. Drew with a brilliant idea about educational content.

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HIGH AND TIGHT!!! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Tila Tequila, American Ninja Warrior, women's sports, why women are afraid of Tom, and the Men's Wearhouse chairman who was fired. They watch a guy confess to a cop UNPROMPTED, a cool scientist, and a girl flubbing Bert Kreischer's name.

Nate Bargatze is a comedian and the host of the "Nateland" podcast. He joins the Main Mommies to discuss growing up with a magician father, how he met his wife at Applebee's, Nashville hot chicken, and filming his Netflix special "The Greatest Average American." Tom and Tina show him videos of a Russian guy fighting a bear, a truck almost driving off a cliff, a guy falling off a roof, and this week's TikTok curations.

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It's an instant classic episode of YMH with Tim Segura and Christine P! We start off hot with some J stuff, wild movies that couldn't be made today, and Christina wonders if she could take a ho year on a military ship for a year. We review a medical quack's tweet about Pig Norm Summerton, give an update on the Enny VS Ryan basketball game, and hair transplants.

Then we welcome friendly neighborhood comedian, podcaster and cockroach, Josh Potter! We discuss best strategies for Only Fans, some cool dating tips from a cool guy, weight loss motivation, Lady Gaga, and Josh reveals that someone finally made him come! We introduce Potter to Blind Bob and learn more about the blind community and finish up with some TikTok curations from Christina!

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It’s another episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week, Mama and Papa Jeans open the show with a new clip from Unc Shine once again looking to get all up in ya. They next discuss poop protocols and cool guy consistencies, before they recap the unhinged insanity of last week's Charo visit. They also check out a very cool tattoo submitted from a fan and check out some clips before being joined by the Uncle Fester of comedy, Jim Norton.

Jim Norton is currently navigating the podcast scene after just recently departing from SiriusXM. He joins the Main Mommies and they discuss the intricacies of being a "we", his marriage to a trans woman, the future of human sexuality, the unforgettable Patrice O'Neal, the genius of Greg Giraldo, and the clever tweets of Colin Quinn. They also talk about the evolution of cancel culture and if it truly is on it's way out, before Tom shows Jim some clips that are truly horrible or hilarious!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 795

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Chapter Markers

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:34 - Opening Clip: Unc Shine Wants Those Nips

00:05:26 - What's Your Protocol?

00:08:13 - Unc Shine Is Consistent

00:13:41 - RPC

00:16:29 - Recapping Charo's Visit

00:19:40 - The Choke But In Tattoo Form

00:22:37 - Clip: Kevin Samuels

00:26:02 - Jim Norton Can't Save You

00:31:38 - The Royal "We"

00:37:04 - Married To A Trans Woman

00:41:41 - The Future Of Human Sexuality?

00:45:12 - Closers, Touring, & Podcasting

00:48:44 - Cancel Culture

00:54:07 - Jim Norton’s Crew Of Comedy Greats

00:57:00 - Vandalism Is Funny

01:02:52 - Brendan Walsh

01:07:45 - Colin Quinn & Dave Attell

01:11:56 - The Best Of The Best

01:17:47 - Classic Comedies

01:22:15 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:29:30 - Closing Song - "Gay Questions" by MC FluidBond & DJ GlassGender

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This week on YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Tom’s new transition glasses, and how Nadav feels about them, give an update on Nadav running the New York City Marathon, respond to emails about ED being cap, and reenact Rudy Giuliani’s scandalous audio transcripts. They watch videos of a cool truck stop proposition, more videos from the King and the “Columbia Cool Guy,” a pregnant non-binary person, another video from the infamous Nair hair removal guy, and some TikToks from an extremely productive mom, plus much more!

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