We Have A Problem with Portkeys

Known previously as: Petrifipacks, Portkey Murders, and Getting Strapped To A Colander
In this episode, join Angie & Angelina as they explore the magic and logic behind the only fast option for long-range wizard travel: Portkeys. Can you bring children? And if so, how do you get them to stay still? What constitutes as decent-enough "garbage" to make a Portkey from? What's the deal with the Portkey regulatory board? All this and more on this week's episode of We Have A Problem.
Music:
Sneaky Snitch by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4384-sneaky-snitch
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

We also use the Shark Tank theme music but can't find any info on it. We DO NOT claim ownership over that music.

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