Ding Dong the Dick Drought is Dead

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02/04/25 • 29 min

While Sage is off in Oregon having 11 days of evacuation sex, Emily gets up to no good chatting with men from online dating apps. After lowering her standards, seeing through the red flags, and ignoring endless dick pics from a certain young man, Emily ends up going on one of the most fun dates of her life, and finally breaks her months-long dick drought.

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Watch Me Do It - Ding Dong the Dick Drought is Dead

Transcript

Sage (00:16):

Hey. Hello. Watch Me Do It, crew. What's up? I feel like we're getting back into our groove now that we approach the end of January. The fires have mostly subsided and I'm back in my Santa Monica place with my kids and dogs, and I finally took down my Christmas decorations, which is a huge task to do all by my fucking self.

Emily